Post by Boxing World On Line  on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:12pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Daniela Ruah, Leighton Meester, Emma Roberts, Mariska Hargitay, Jewel, and Grace Park. To his right sit Pink, Kristen Stewart, Anna Torv, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Odds and Ends. We get along with most stables around here, but Odds and Ends is one we get along particularly well with. We have a nice, healthy rivalry with that group, and it's a good thing on both sides, because they are a well-run stable with a ton of talented girls who can put butts in seats. We're always pleased to have 'em here, and we look forward to havin' 'em back. And, of course, our friends at Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. Another great fight tonight, which is no surprise, because, when Bazz is in the house, there's always a talented fighter in their corner. Let's also not forget about our indie girls, the backbone of the Asylum. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Three straight losses for Pink now, and this one had to hurt. She was ahead in the fight..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, it's definitely not the way we or Pinkness wanted this to play out. That being said, she WAS ahead in the fight and Wilde IS a top contender, so, nothin' ta be ashamed of. But, definitely disappointing for us and especially for Pink."

HBO Reporter: "There's been talk...I mean, Pink is 37..."

Pink: "Let me just chime in here. I. AM. NOT. GOING. OUT. LIKE. THIS. Is that clear enough? Not happening. Cable Boy, II. Ask a smarter question..."

Man In The Hat: "You heard the lady..."

(Laughter)

Showtime Reporter: "Obviously, Gonzalez is no tomato can, but that loss can't help Dani in the Front Street pecking order..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, that's the thing. We're pretty jammed up at light right now. Gems is the champ, of course, and Swan is Ice Hotel Queen and we have Anna and Katy and Kesha right at the top. So. Dani's underneath But. Nothing's set in stone around here. Dani's a top lightweight and she's proven it over and over again. She'll be fine.Brunette Magazine! Let's hear a question!"

Brunette Magazine Reporter: "Leighton Meester two months in a row. One point loss to Shahi. Is she your top fly right now?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, we talked about this last month...sort of co-number ones. Right now, though, I'd say that's changed a bit and Kristen has edged back in front with the win. Had Leighton won, it would have been the opposite. Either way, though, they're close. And, again, nothing's set in ston around here."

Brunette Magazine Reporter: "That was impressive stuff from Leighton, I thought..."

Man In The Hat: "You're not wrong. You go ten with Shahi and lose by a point, that tells me you can fight with just about any flyweight in the FCBA. As we talked about last month, this has been a huge year for Leighton. She's broken through. And, tonight was, frankly, another positive. We're very pleased with her. Very. Tess, dear, go ahead..."

Tess: "Talking of Kristen, she looked very good tonight, but, I still wonder when she's going to jump to top opposition..."

Man In The Hat: "I'm not going to get into specifics about where we plan to go with Kris, but, I agree that she looked very good tonight. And, I wanna say something about the other girl, who is also up here on this panel. Emma's got talent. You saw some of it tonight. She can win fights in the FCBA. Sooner or later, some stable is going to realize that and grab her. But, back to K-Stew. She's a top contender. She's proven it. She's as good as we've got. We're very high on her, just as we have been since the day she walked in the door. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Anna Torv and Serinda Swan are part of that logjam you talked about at lightweight...."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Yes. Yes, they are. See, Serinda's an example of what can happen around here. She was underneath. But, she kept working and kept winning and got a big opportunity and grabbed it. And, now she's right back at the top. And, as you saw tonight, she's a heck of a fighter, despite certain people who've wanted to run her down. This girl's a top lightweight. And, she just keeps proving it. Anna's another girl that doesn't get enough attention. She's as good as any lightweight in the world, and, if you don't believe me, check the tape of the OT fight with Strahovski. We are blessed at lightweight, frankly. It's our strongest weight by far. And, Anna and Swanny are a big part of that. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"