(Beever's Babes vs Hour Glass Fitness)

(Results: Lookout!; Words: Knowlesey)

Alesha has been summoned by Bella Thorne to appear at the dreaded ‘House of Thorne’ Boardroom, and she has obeyed, and kneels before the three sisters and their brother. Bella just glares at Alesha, and tells her, “OK whore! We’ve decided to let you go home. We’re all bored with you – even Remy! So you’ve got one more fight in FCBA, then you’re out!”

Alesha is delighted, but feigns disappointment, “Yes Miss! If that’s your desire!”

Bella laughs, “And your farewell fight will be against – wait for it! Britney Spears!”

Inwardly, Alesha says, “Oh f*ck!” but she nods and says, “Thank you Miss!” and a grinning Bella says, “That’s it, I think! Unless you have anything for her, Remy?”

Her brother shifts uneasily, “Um yes – I’ve got something for her!” He looks at the lovely singer, “Get upstairs!”

and so she waits for Remy in his bedroom

And now it’s fightnight!

These two met back in 2011, and Britney just blasted Alesha inside 3 rounds – the smart money’s on another quick finish tonight.

The girls are in the ring, Alesha in a white bikini with matching gloves and boots, Britney in a red bikini, gloves and boots, and they’re looking each other up and down. Alesha’s 38, and Britney’s 34, but they’re both still as hot as any young model!



Round 1



The fight starts, and Britney looks like she’s in a hurry, unloading a series of jabs in Alesha’s face, then a couple of hooks to her body, a sweet right hook to her face, and she’s down! The fight’s less than a minute in, and already Alesha’s on her back, but gets up at 7, Britney thudding a couple more hooks into her ribs, and making her shriek, and she gets in close to push the brunette into the ropes, and says, “C’mon, you loser! At least try to put up a fight!” Alesha whimpers, “Please don’t bust my face up!” and the referee parts the pair, then Britney seems to back off, and Alesha looks puzzled, but throws a few punches, the blonde stepping back some more, unhurt, and barking, “C’mon! Let’s see what you got!” Alesha hits her again, but Britney rides her punches, and returns fire, sending Alesha backwards into the ropes with a stunning left hook at the bell.



Round 2



And now neither girl is throwing too many punches, both looking content to circle the other, and the fightfans don’t like it, so Alesha decides to try her luck, and gives Britney a couple of stiff jabs and a right cross, which at least seems to make the blonde wobble a little, although she hits the Brit with a right hook to the body, which clearly hurt, and then again allows Alesha to come to her, takes a few punches, but it really looks like she’s not being affected at all by the older girl’s efforts, riding the punches well, and limiting herself to giving Alesha a few bangs to her body, and letting the older girl show what she can do, but Alesha can’t land anything hard enough to worry Britney, just doing enough to score points, and she wins the round, but the fans aren’t happy that Britney just seems to be showboating.



Round 3



And now it looks like Britney wants to fight again, as she swats Alesha left and right with quick punches, the Brit again going backwards, and she’s got herself in a tangle in a neutral corner, Britney hitting her to the ribs again, and to the body, before trying out her right uppercut, which doesn’t land, and that lets Alesha land a decent shot of her own, a left hook to Britney’s face, and that’s hurt the blonde at last, and turned things around, with the American having to cover up whilst Alesha lands to her body, doing her best to soften the former champion’s resolve, and she’s hurt her again as she drives a lovely left cross into Britney’s face, the blonde stumbling a little, but not going down, and she has to stand and take a couple more punches to follow that, holds, and clinches, Alesha telling her, “Not that smart now, huh?” but Britney snaps back at her, “I was going easy on you – not any more, you c*nt!” and that round’s over, with Alesha winning it, and now incredibly on top!



Round 4



The question is – will Britney respond? The answer is – yes! She’s just hammering Alesha to the ribs and flanks with some of the hardest punches possible, and the Brit’s getting folded over in two as the punishment rains in on her, and up comes that uppercut now to lift Alesha upright, and she’s in big trouble, with blood pouring from her nose after that punch, and it looks like it’s broken as Britney just thuds punches into the brunette’s face again and again, the poor girl struggling and staggering, and down she goes, after the blonde whups a crushing right hook into her jaw, Alesha sprawled on the canvas, but she gets up! Alesha’s on her feet at 8, but she isn’t looking too clvere, and now Britney works her over to her body, really hammering those ribs, and the brunette surely can’t take much of this, as she stumbles to her stool at the bell.



Round 5



Britney’s looking a little too cocky, and she’s showboating again, but now she’s doing that with some ease, doing a little Ali shuffle, keeping her gloves down, the bopping Alesha, left, right, left again, and the brunette looks crestfallen, because Britney isn’t even breaking swaet now as she gives her a real good hiding, Alesha unable to land any punches, yet getting battered by a far better boxer, who just does her again, jab, cross, jab, hook, and Alesha sinks backwards, bleeding badly from her nose, and now from a nasty cut in her left eyebrow which is closing her eye, and Britney shows her no mercy now, just smashes a couple more right crosses into that eye to pretty much finish it off, and Alesha’s backing off, trapped in her own corner, with the younger girl just enjoying herself, and her fans yelling, “Go Britney! Kill the b1tch!” and she’s just grinning as she tells Alesha, “You’re a washed up piece of sh1t! Understand?” Alesha mutters her response, “Just finish me off!” but the bell stops the action again.



Round 6



Britney kind of invites Alesha in to try to fight her, but the Brit’s still bleeding, and can’t really see, and the fightfans laugh as she misses Britney by a long way with an attempted left hook, the blonde deciding to go for the finish as she lands a right hook to Alesha’s abdomen, the Brit’s mouthguard falling from her lips as she gasps, and up comes a ripping left uppercut, just about taking Alesha off her feet, and planting her firmly on her back, her FCBA career ending right there!



Result: Britney Spears knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 6.



Britney milks the ovation from her fans, the collects a revived Alesha from her stoll, and makes her crawl around the ring whilst kicking her butt.

Remy Thorne doesn’t seem to care that his former muse is finished, as he has the former Miss Great Britain, Zara Holland on his lap, and she looks ready for action in his bed!