Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 25, 2016 at 4:15pm

HANNAH FERGUSON VS MANDY MOORE

Writing: Archer     Results: Lookout

Hannah: 24 YO, 5’10 (1.78 m), 3-0-0  since 2016, The Vixens
Mandy: 32 YO, 5’10 (1.78), 25-31-0 since 2004, Foxfire Boxing

Before:  “I will admit that I am feeling very neglected this year,” Mandy Moore, “I am a former Welterweight champion and Foxfire’s principal welterweight boxer. Yet I have only had one fight this year. True it was a title fight against Amanda Righetti, but I want to be more active next year and this swimsuit model  (she makes a motion at Hannah) seems like a good place to start.”

Hannah Ferguson watches the veteran intently, but she is smirking as she listens. Once she takes to the podium she says: “Apparently, Old Lady Moore thinks I am some kind of jobber she fatten her record on. I would like to remind everyone that I am undefeated in 3 fights. Sure none of them were Amanda Righetti, but Righetti kicked your ass old lady. I don’t see why I can;’t do it, too. Get ready to lose your granny panties—taking them off a former champion will be pretty sweet.”

Mandy is getting red in the face: “You swimsuit slut! How dare you talk to me like that!”

Now Hannah gets red in the face:  “Don’t you call me a slut you over-the-hill tramp!”

Mandy rises from her seat, her face a furious red and her fits clenched. Hannah marches up to her:  “You want to make something of it, old lady—“

Mandy suddenly lashes out with her right palm and slaps Hannah across the face! The blonde lets out a snarl , grabs for Mandy’s hair and tries to drag her to the floor. Mandy puts a knee into Hannah’s crotch and Hannah howls with fresh rage. The blonde then throws Mandy by the hair to the floor of the stage and then leaps on Mandy, slapping away wildly at the fallen brunette. Mandy is trying to slap back, but having Hannah sitting on top of her was a definite disadvantage.

Then Rachel Nichols and Mary Elizabeth Winstead rush onto the stage to pull Hannah off their stablemate. This brings Hannah’s Vixen sisters Alexis Ren and Emily Ratajkowski rushing out to tackle the Foxfire ladies. Moments later Claire Sinclair and Candice Swanepoel gallop in on the Foxfire side, but Nina Agdal and Luisana Lopilato then come rushing in to support their Vixen forces. It’s quite a wild brawl with hair pulled, clothes torn and much slapping. Then FCBA Security floods the stage and the two sides are pulled apart. Both Hannah and Mandy are down to their bras having had their tops ripped off in the fracas, but are unable to get at each other to continue the battle.

High security is present when the Hannah vs Mandy bout comes up on the PPV card. Beefy gentlemen were keeping a close eye on the seats where the Foxfire and Vixens are seated (prudently, they have been placed on opposite sides of the ring). Hannah in a pink with white trim string bikini. Pink gloves with white laces. Hannah’s hair pulled back in a messy ponytail. Mandy is in a black with white polka 1950’s bikini (high waist bottoms and halter top) with black gloves and white laces.  Mandy’s hair in a neat battle braid.

“Your granny know you swiped her swimsuit?” Hannah sneers at Mandy.

“I’m trying to show what matters most to me is my boxing—we can all see what matters most to you is showing off as much flesh as possible. You trying to distract the crowd from noticing your lack of boxing skills?” Mandy sneers back.

“I’ve got plenty of boxing skills!” Hannah growls as she tries to chest up on Mandy.

“Yeah, that’s why you’re using your boobs to fight for you,” Mandy says, trying to stand her ground.

 Two fighters  now were glaring hotly at each other they ground their straining bodies together in an effort to force each other back. Some in the crowd cheered this sexy sight on,. But others booed as they were eager to see Mandy and Hannah actually fight. Finally, the referee is able restore order and get the two boxers through the ring instructions.  Unfortunately in lieu of a glove tap, a shoving match broke out with first Hannah pushing Mandy and then Mandy pushing Hannah. Referee had to threaten to call off the fight to bring a sullen calm to the ring and then get  Mandy and Hannah to their corners to await the bell. After what seemed like a very long time (in fact only seconds) the bell rang.

R1: Hannah and Mandy charge out of their corners and start blazing away at each other with more anger than accuracy. Shots are going wild, but enough are landing to demonstrate both Mandy and Hannah are packing power. The successfully landed punches cause the receiving fighter to get knocked back, but both go right back at it. Mandy pounding away at Hannah’s impressive jugs, but Hannah shows some calculation by concentrating her attack on Mandy’s skull. It takes repeated blows, but Mandy starts to feel the shots to her head and grows more cautious. Hannah charging in, but gets blocked by Mandy’s jab. Then Hannah triers some belly hooks. Mandy backing up with labored breathing, though she still keeps her jab going and Hannah unable to do more damage. Still, the Vixen rookie wins the first round, though it’s close, but she looks pleased with herself as she heads for her corner at the bell.

R2:  Foxfire lightweight/welter trainer Jen Garner not liking Mandy’s first round and gives her fighter some stern advice. Mandy nodding and comes out showing more discipline. Hannah allowed to come charging in but she is brought to a halt with rapid-fire, accurate jabbing to the face. Hannah stumbling back, struck hard to the right eye and mouth. Mandy in crisp pursuit works Hannah’s belly which has the blonde doubling up and floundering backwards. Mandy coolly guides the hurting blonde back to the ropes and then pounds away at tenderized gut. Hannah lunges forward as though trying to tackle Mandy and gets a nasty right uppercut to the chin. DOWN GOES HANNAH FERGUSON! Hannah on her knees leaning forward onto her gloves head, trying to shake the chirping birds out of her head. Mandy looking more than a little smug in the neutral corner, but Hannah pulls herself together to beat the count. Mandy tries to finish the job, but Hannah going face in gloves as Mandy works her over. The Vixen blonde taking a lot of shots but still standing at the bell. Mandy Moore wins this round wide.

R3: Mandy looking confident as she goes after Hannah this round. However looks like Hannah has been hearing from her trainers. She’s showing a good jab that is making Mandy work to land her punches. Hannah continuing to remain cool under pressure as Mandy hits her hard to the belly and breasts. Hannah getting some nice quick shots to Mandy’s chest and some overhand shots to Mandy’s head. Mandy not liking this but she keeps pressing forward, finally getting some punches into Hannah’s head. Hannah ducking down and jabbing back. She can’t stop Mandy, but she’s clearly slowing her down as the round progresses. Mandy sticking with it and it gets her a narrow, but hard-won round.

R4:  Mandy continuing to put pressure on Hannah, but now Hannah’s striking back hard with powerful hooks to the torso. Hit hard in the belly and breasts, Mandy’s offensive splutters out and Hannah quickly seized control. Mandy slow to guard to her head and pays for it as Hannah nails her with strong rights and lefts. Mandy goes rubber-legged and is easily pushed into the ropes and pounded by a vengeful Hannah. Mandy with the presence of mind of use clinching to disrupt the attack. Then Mandy tries to get her jab working, but not before she gets her jaw swiveled by a Hannah Ferguson right cross. Mandy looking dazed at the bell and is slow finding her way back to her stool. Hannah looking grimly pleased at clearly winning this round.

R5: Hard work by the Foxfire corner to get Mandy out for this round and she does show some good jabbing early on. Hannah stung to the face and jugs, but she remains patient, circling Mandy and keeping up the head shots. Mandy starts to grow sluggish in her counters and Hannah is getting through more and more easily. Then Hannah plants a deep left hook into Mandy’s belly, down goes Mandy’s guard and bang! Hannah cracks the ol’ one-two into Mandy’s chin. Mandy staggered forward and Hannah drives a smashing right into the side of  Mandy’s head. PERFECT SHOT! MANDY MOORE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HER CHEST—ARMS AND LEGS SPREADEAGLED. Hannah looks down and savors the sight of Mandy trying to raise her head, but then wearily lowering her head back to the canvas. Hannah then goes to the neutral corner and watches as Mandy tries to rise, but falls back in failure each time as the count passes her by.
THE WINNER: HANNAH FERGUSON KO5!

After:  Hannah whoops loudly as her victory is announced. Swiftly her gloves are removed and she zips over as Mandy being helped to her feet by the referee.

“Out of my way!” Hannah cries rudely shoving the official aside and then knocking Mandy flat on her face. She then seizes those waist-high black with white polka bottoms and swiftly removes them from the defeated Mandy Moore. Their removal reveals Mandy has been wearing a gray cotton thong under the more conservative garment.

“Well, geez, Mandy, you would have looked a whole lot better fighting in that thong,” Hannah taunts. “Maybe I should take the thong, too!”

Mandy looks up with a blank expression. Hannah sees this and announces: “I can see you have no idea where you are. No fun stripping you when you don’t know it. I’ll stick with the granny bottoms here.  Mandy then places a bare foot on Mandy’s nearly bare buns and raises up the trophy bottoms for her fans to cheer and photograph.

“You’ve had your fun, Ferguson, leave her alone,” said a commanding voice.

Hannah turned and there was Jennifer Garner, hands on hips and looking very stern indeed. Hannah gave the Hall of Famer a derisive bow and walked off twirling the black and polka dotted bottoms as she went. She might even have been whistling as she strutted to join her happy teammates.

Bad night for Mandy Moore. It looks like she seriously underestimated Hannah Ferguson and the rookie was more than happy to take advantage. Still, Mandy did seem near victory in R2, but it got away from her. A significant win for Hannah (it makes her 4-0, in fact!) and she stands to get some serious attention in the welterweight division. Meanwhile, it looks like Mandy Moore is going to need a lot more work if she is make a comeback in the next year. This loss can only be considered a major setback for her.