Post by on Nov 25, 2016 at 11:02pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Mariska Hargitay, Neve Campbell, Britney Spears, Alison Brie, and Avril Lavigne. To his right sit Serinda Swan, Grace Park, Jewel, Pink, and Emma Roberts.

Man In The Hat: "Can everybody hear me?"

Showtime Reporter: "We can hear you and see your ugly mug, Wiz..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, just makin' sure. We've never done the presser from off site before. But, as you know, Front Street is at the Ice Hotel. So, I'll take questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "There was a lot of talk that Gisele didn't deserve this shot..."

Man In The Hat: "Yeah. I heard that. Here's the thing. Swanny had some unfinished business with Gisele. She finished it. End of story. Cable Boy II, I see your handsome face. Talk to me!"

(Laughter)

Showtime Reporter: "You mentioned 'unfinished business'. Is it finished now?"

Man In The Hat: "For the moment, it is. I mean, I don't think we're goin' career best-of-seven or anything. Swanny's got other things she wants to do and other people she wants to fight. All right, folks back at the PPV site, we have a couple of reporters here with us. Tess, go ahead, dear."

Tess: "Serinda didn't waste any time tonight. She got physical pretty quickly..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "That was always the plan. Serinda's a big, strong lightweight. She can match physicality with anyone in the division. Just because Gisele managed to catch her a couple of times didn't mean we were going away from our strength. We knew if Swanny got after her, she'd take her out of there. And, that's just what she did. Smackeroo. We're going to dinner. Take us there!"

Reporter: "What's next for Serinda? Any thoughts on the next defense?"

Man In The Hat (nodding): "It will take place next year. We haven't begun looking at contenders yet. But, we'll be back here in January for another defense. Now, it's dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"