Cassie: "And, most of that action will come at flyweight, where Front Street's entire division will be in action. We'll see Kristen Stewart against Hour-Glass Fitness' Shakira, and Leighton Meester battling Kate Mara..."



McCarthy: "But, who cares about flyweights? In fact, who cares about ANY of these fights, since neither of Weirdo's two REAL fighters are in action. But, at least we'll have a couple of fights at bantamweight, and those will include Leven Rambin, a typical overrated Dancing Hooker against some girl called Poppy Drayton of Girls Friday, one of the guest stables tonight. And, she's lucky she's not Poppy Montgomery, or I'd get in the ring MYSELF and deal with her!"



O'Dell: "And, while I have no idea what Mac is talking about, let me point out that the OTHER bantamweight bout will feature Kat Dennings against the lovely Sam Cooke..."



McCarthy: "And, if there was EVER a typical Dancing Hooker, it's Dennings, who's nothing but cut-rate Neve Campbell, and the original was cut-rate ENOUGH."



Cassie: "A-HEM. If I could finish talking about flyweights before SOMEone around here wishes she'd let me..."



McCarthy: "Don't you threaten ME, you little..."



Tess: "SHUT UP, MAC!"



McCarthy: "What...you...I..."



Cassie: "The OTHER two flyweight bouts will feature Jane Levy against Elizabeth Henstridge, also of Girls Friday, and a rematch between Kat Graham and, representing the Bazz Fight Club, the OTHER home team at Asylum, Brenda Song!"



O'Dell: "Six fights, two weight classes, and three guest stables, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Girls, Glass, and Bazz At The Asylum'!"