The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Leighton Meester, Leven Rambin, Pink, Jewel, and Grace Park. To his right sit Kat Graham, Kat Dennings, Jane Levy, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.



Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Girls Friday. Very pleased to have a stable with that much talent here to Asylum. That's a good group over there with excellent management. We can make a lot of matches going forward, and I expect we will. We look forward to having them back here. And, of course, our friends at Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. Another great fight tonight. And, again, that's no surprise with the level of talent they have at Bazz. Let's also not forget about our indie girls, the backbone of the Asylum. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"



HBO Reporter: "Disappointing result for Rambin..."



Man In The Hat: "Well, obviously, you want a win. But, let's not lose sight of the year Leven had. She went 4-1 and she beat some good fighters. She turned a corner. That doesn't change with one result. We're pleased in what we've seen from her. And, we look forward to what she can do in 2017. Cable Boy II. Talk to me!"



Showtime Reporter: "Speaking of bantams, nice win for Kat Dennings..."



Man In The Hat (nodding): "Kat's a girl who can be bantamweight champ. She's got all the tools, You saw some of 'em tonight. She finished off a 5-0 year. There may well be some big opportunities for her next year. And, I think she'll be ready for 'em. Brunett Magazine! Let's hear a question!"



Brunette Magazine Reporter: "Leighton Meester again. She looked great tonight. She's been excellent all year. Where does she fit in the Front Streeet pecking order?"



Man In The Hat: "Three months in a row, you've asked this question. I'm gonna stop callin' on you..."



(Laughter)



Man In The Hat: "Seriously, though, there was a time when flyweight was a problem division around here. Not anymore. We've got four girls here that I think can be champions, and they keep provin' me right. Leighton's right at the top with K-Stew. But, we got other girls right behind. Tess, dear, go ahead..."



Tess: "Talking of Kristen, I'm going to ask the same question I asked last month. She looked very good tonight, but, I still wonder when she's going to jump to top opposition..."



Man In The Hat: "Kristen also just finished a 5-0 year. She's lost one fight in the last two years, to Hudgens, a loss she avenged. She's as good as any flyweight in the FCBA with, perhaps, one exception. She's also likely to see some opportunities in 2017. And, she'll also be ready for them. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"



Reporter: "I think the story tonight might be your two other flys. Jane got in some trouble against a talented fighter, but rallied back to win, and Graham just got that signature win you'be been waiting for...."



Man In The Hat (nodding): "You know, son, we're gonna make a reporter out of you yet."



(Laughter)



Man In The Hat: "I'm not sure if that's THE story, but it's A big story. Jane, now, she's exactly where we wanted her to be at this point. She's getting better every time out. Nothing's too big for her. She adjusts. She learns. She handles adversity. As for Kat, everybody knows the story. Everybody figured she'd be farther along by now. Well. This has been a big year for her. She's taken a big step forward. She just turned 27. She's stepping into her prime right now. And, I expect 2017 will be another big year for Ms. Graham. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"