1st Round JMDD Tournament Bout
Writing: Archer; Results: Lookout

Kaley: 31 YO, 5’6 ½ (1.68m), #34C, 1-1-0 in JMD since 2015, Medallion Boxing
Claire: 25 YO, 5’8 (1.73m), #36D, 2-2-0 JMD since 2015, Foxfire Boxing

Before: “Guess I’m the ‘Big Girl’ in this fight—in more ways than one,” smirks Claire Sinclair trying to use her inch and a half height advantage as well as her chest advantage to intimidate Kaley in the prefight. “Oh, I know she’s won of regular fights, but getting your jugs mugged is way different. That’s where I’ve actually got the experience over her. I’ve had twice the JMDD fights she’s had. She doesn’t scare me a bit!”

The two combatants are wearing sports bras and short shorts (light purple for Claire; sunny yellow for Kaley) as they stand next to each other on the podium. Claire annoys Kaley by trying push her fuller sports bra against Kaley’s.

“Hey!” Kaley protests. “Nobody pushes my boobies around—especially not some chick from the Foxfire ‘B-Team’.”

“Now that’s a big lie!” Claire snaps, “Foxfire’s only got one team and I’m on it!”

“Right—you and Candice Swanpoel and Daddario—you just do the ‘gimmick fights’ like the Ice Hotel, JMD and stuff like that. Sure they are good when you want to do something different—that’s why I’m here—but they don’t consider you girls ‘real fighter’.”

Claire glared at Kaley: “You take that back! I am, too, a ‘real fighter’.”

“If you want to think that, I can’t stop you,” Kaley smirked.

Red-faced, Claire’s hand shoots out and slaps Kaley across the face! Kaley instantly gives Claire a slap right back. Suddenly the two are firing slaps until they then go for each other’s hair. Screaming dire threats and insults, they stagger around knocking over tables chairs and finally the podium. Onto the stage rushes FCBA Security to try to separate furious combatants.

In the middle of this Foxfire’s Beth Harnois starts arguing with Medallion’s Charisma Carpenter and they start exchanging slaps! Candice Swanepoel and Alexandra Daddario are seen headed to the stage which brings Jessica Biel rushing in to tackle them both to keep them out of the action.

More Security pours in and the rival sides are finally separated. Kaley and Claire are last seen trying to kick each other as they are dragged away. Meanwhile Beth and Charisma are pulled apart as Jessica Biel leaves a dazed Alexandra Daddario and Candice Swanepoel wondering what hit them as their attacker slips away to join Charisma and Kaley.

“There are no ‘A’or ‘B’ teams at Foxfire,” an indignant Beth Harnois later tells the press., :Sure there are girls like Claire, Alexandra and Candice who do a lot of specialty fights, but that’s because they are good at it. How dare Kaley Cuoco and Medallion suggest they are second-class members of our group!”

Charisma Carpenter is not impressed: “Harnois and Garner can pretend there aren’t two levels of Foxfire boxers. That’s what you get you set up a ‘factory stable’—some of the parts are more important than others and anyone can see who ISN’T important to them.”

“Envy, that’s what it is!” retorts Beth, “They just wish they had the fighters we have on our roster. Claire is going to prove it by taking down Kaley Cuoco!"

Come the day of the fight the tempers between Kaley and Claire had not cooled. They glare at each other between the referee, who struggled to get through the ring instructions, Claire was in a lacy red bra and black bikini panties with black gloves and a red ribbon to tie up her hair. Kaley was in white satin bra and black satin bikini panties with white gloves and a white ribbon to tie up her hair. The referee managed to keep the two from tearing into each other and get to them to their respective corners.

(FCBA Security keeping a wary eye on Jessica Biel and Charisma Carpenter who are in Kaley’s corner for the fight. They also watch Beth Harnois and Jennifer Garner who are with Claire for this bout).

Round 1: Not much finesse shown in the opening stanza. The fired up Claire and Kaley just go right for each other’s bodies with special attention paid to the proud breasts now on the line. Kaley likes to bring uppercuts in under Claire’s fuller jugs, then smash them back with straight lefts and rights. Claire likes to add a twist to her gloves as they mash Kaley’s mammaries just to grind them harder. Along the way, the occasional belly shot and chin shaker punch is thrown, but single-minded attention to boob bashing is the main event. Kaley using her fit body strike home her punches, but Claire seems to be absorbing and lashing back with determination. Kaley slowly driving the Foxfire fighter back. Not a lot, but enough to allow her win the round by a narrow margin.

Round 2: Claire talks to Jennifer Garner and the former lightweight champion whispers some advice. Sure enough, as the second round gets started, Claire lashes out with the ol’ one two left hook/right hook to Kaley’s jaw. Kaley stumbles back with her head spinning as Claire plows vengefully into Kaley’s bra cups making the blonde’s melons writhe under the repeated impacts. Kaley jabs back trying to make Claire pull back, but the brunette is willing to take some face shots as long as she can keep pounding Cuoco puppies. Kaley hunching up, trying to protect her chest. Claire just dancing around in front of the stricken Kaley firing away to the bell. Kaley walking stiffly back to her corner. She is trying to hide it, but she can be seen to wince when corner crew touch those now tender titties. Claire Sinclair has won this round by a wide margin.

Round 3: Claire swarming onto Kaley as the third round of the bout began, Claire hammered away at Kaley’s torso (mainly at her breasts, of course) as the blonde struggled to get her jab going. Claire added to her effectiveness by dancing around even as she punched, which made it harder for Kaley to land her counters and Claire clearly enjoying her domination. Kaley was not enjoying Claire’s domination, but she continued to have trouble punching back with effectiveness. Claire looked very pleased with herself as she took her second round by a wide margin. Kaley looked frustrated, but she seemed firmer in getting back to her corner for a talk with Charisma Carpenter and Jessica Biel.

Round 4: Claire came bounding forward, eager to pick up where she had left off, but Kaley was waiting with a furious series of punches deep into Claire gut. Claire doubled over with a gurgle and Kaley began to bring uppercuts crashing into Claire’s breasts and jaw, Claire fell back rapidly on shaky legs and pawed at the surging Kaley with confused counters. Kaley maintained a ruthless body attack hammering belly and breast like she was working the heavy bag in the gym. Claire finally managed to get her jab going to punish Kaley to the face and chest, but Kaley responded with strong rights and lefts to the jaw that left Claire burying her face in her gloves. Kaley pounded uppercuts into Claire’s hanging breasts to the bell. Claire was swaying as Kaley walked away and then stumbled her way back to her corner.

Round 5: The fight resumed entirely too quickly for the battered Claire Sinclair. She came woozily out of her corner and tried to keep her guard up as Kaley Cuoco swept in vengefully. Kaley knocked Claire’s head back with some quick strikes between the eyes, then she clipped the brunette’s chin to send a shudder her body and finally she began to bore ahead, pumping her punches to Claire’s big breasts. Claire was driven back to the ropes. She struggled to punch back but it wasn’t enough to keep the blonde back. As Claire was thrust back against the ropes, her body was wide open and Kaley just threw every kind of punch she could think of into Claire’s breasts. Claire was sobbing as she was crushed back against the ropes, then her knees gave out and she toppled forward, arms wrapped around her chest as she hit the canvas. Kaley went back to the neutral corner to watch as Claire struggled valiantly to rise, but could not do it.

THE WINNER: KALEY CUOCO KO5!

After: Kaley eagerly waited for her gloves to be moved and then she strode across the ring to wear Beth and Jennifer had assisted the wrecked Claire Sinclair to a stool.

“Stand aside! I’m here now and my boobs want her!” Kaley ordered.

Beth and Jennifer clearly did not appreciate such a rude attitude, but they retreated to watch with dismay as Kaley forced Claire to her knees.

“Now say it loud: ‘KALEY’S STRONG JUGGS BEAT MY SOFT AND WEAK JUGS!’”

Claire mumbled a reply, but Kaley pulled her head back by the ponytail, “You say it right and say it loud!”

“KALEY”S STRONG JUGGS BEAT MY SOFT, WEAK JUGGS!” Claire shouted, then she added with a moan: “Oh, my boobies hurt so bad! You punch like a sledgehammer!”

“I’m tougher and stronger. I could take what you dished out and come back to break you down,” Kaley explained chattily.

Claire just let out a sigh of misery. Kaley then kneeled down so she could administer a kneeling breast smother, but first she slapped her breasts across Claire’s tear-streaked face. Next, she got her arms around the back of Claire’s head to pull her into the smother. Claire was not easily subdued, she struggled for some time against the smothering wet darkness of Kaley’s victorious rack, but, at last, she grew limp. Kaley then removed Claire’s lacy red bra and let her sleeping body topple forward.

“This is going to look nice on my trophy wall,” Kaley informed Beth and Jennifer as she twirled the trophy bra at them. The two Foxfires looked back with stony faces. Kaley laughed at them and strolled back to her own corner still twirling her lacy trophy. Here she was welcomed by Jessica and Charisma and then they headed out of the ring to join the rest of Medallion in celebrating the victory.

Observers think that Kaley Cuoco’s fitness was what helped her win this fight. Claire Sinclair hurt her in R2 and R3, but Kaley’s strong body allowed her to recover. Then Claire was subjected to a body attack that just pounded the fight out of her. Claire was just overmatched against the hard-hitting veteran. Perhaps what Claire needs to is more time fighting against less experienced fighters. Meanwhile Kaley moves on to the next round of JMDD action.