Rochelle Humes vs Dakota Johnson

(Double A Boxing vs FCBA Independent)

(Results: Lookout!; Words: Knowlesey)

27 year old Rochelle was successful in BBU, but she hasn’t crossed the Atlantic well, and has been knocked out 3 times in 3 fights.
 
Tonight she face a girl just 6 months younger than her, who has also been disappointing, although she won her last fight, and will be looking for more, but Rochelle has told her fans that Dakota is just a jobber, and that she will beat her and humiliate her tonight.
 
The girls are in the ring, with Rochelle gorgeous in her pale green bikini and matching accessories, and Dakota also in great shape in a yellow bikini, gloves and boots.
 
Round 1
 
Both girls are moving well in the opening minute, and Dakota’s causing Rochelle some problems, switching her style to southpaw to confuse the Brit, and it’s working early in the fight because Rochelle’s eating right jabs one after another, marking up under her left eye already, and that’s a worry for her, although she doesn’t show it as she works her way forwards, and lands some good hits in Dakota’s midsection, the girl gasping, as Rochelle grins, and when she gives Dakota a good jab and hook combination to her face, Dakota, backs off, and goes defensive, letting Rochelle boss her, and she’s almost conceding the opening round, having been on top early on, Rochelle giving her a nice right hook to her cheek in the closing seconds, just to make sure she’s got the message.
 
Round 2
 
The girls are looking each other over a little more now, and Rochelle again goes for Dakota’s body, but the Texan’s not hurt by those punches, and she’s again taking Rochelle to task with that right jab, Rochelle’s defences looking shot as that yellow glove slots her again and again, and she has to retreat and cover, with Dakota following in on her with a peachy combination, Rochelle in a neutral corner, and she’s being dominated by Dakota now, another right jab snapping her head backwards, and cutting her cheek open as well, and this is early in a fight for this girl to suffer this sort of damage, and she’s clearly struggling to defend her face as Dakota bumps her backwards again and again, Rochelle hurt and unsteady as she goes to her corner at the bell.
 
Round 3
 
Rochelle’s face has been packed with grease, but Dakota soon removes that with a sweeping right hook to Rochelle’s cheek, and that’s opened the cut immediately, and now Rochelle’s in even bigger trouble, because the Texan works on her face with another tasty combination, and now her body, Rochelle just trying to keep her tormentor at bay, but Dakota’s rampant again at this stage, and doing her best to finish Rochelle off in style, throwing a series of crippling punches into her body – but Rochelle fights back, looking desperate as she throws big left and right hooks at Dakota’s head, but it’s enough to stop the onslaught, and she’s actually starting to look in a better position now, pressing Dakota backwards, although her left cheek is a mess.
 
Round 4
 
The furious pace of this fight has dropped a little now, as Dakota seems to have been told to bide her time, wait for Rochelle to make a mistake, then punish her, but the former BBU champion’s doing ok in this round, able to give Dakota as good as she gets with some nice footwork, keeping her gloves nice and tight in defence, and her elbows tucked in firmly, and Dakota’s not managing to get her punches past those defensive arms and gloves, and maybe she isn’t trying, because surely that left eye isn’t going to last 10 rounds, and Rochelle will have to take the fight to Dakota if she’s to win this fight, and a win is what she promised her fans before the fight, so they’ll be expecting to see their girl do more from the next round, as Dakota fights very much within herself in this round, and the bell ends with neither girl building much in round four.
 
Round 5
 
And still Dakota’s keeping her distance, and letting Rochelle have as much as she wants, the Brit giving her some nice shots in a combination which upsets the Texan, who gives her some back this time, her rodlike right jab again disturbing Rochelle, and she has to get herself clear with Dakota not coming in to follow up her success, letting the Brit recover, and letting her come in again, land a jab and a cross, then get back, as Dakota grins, and shakes her head, beginning to goad Rochelle, who isn’t taking that bait, but she is trying to attack Dakota, and that’s playing into her hands, the Texan protecting herself well, taking Rochelle’s left hook on her gloves, and she’s seized on the Brit’s mistake, crashes a right hook into her damaged left cheek, and a left to her body, bending Rochelle over, and another left hook, this time to Rochelle’s mouth, put her down.  Rochelle’s up at 8, and there’s very little time for her to survive, although that’s about all she does as Dakota hits her and hurts her, and at the bell, she tells her, “Let’s see who gets humiliated, eh?”
 
Round 6
 
It looks very much that Dakota’s toying with Rochelle now, and she swiftly ratatats her face with straight, solid jabs, the blood running down the Brit’s badly swollen face, and she’s pressed her backwards into a neutral corner, and she’s unleashing her punches now, hurting Rochelle with hard punches to her ribs and midriff, the Brit clinching.  The referee looks hard at an exhausted Rochelle as he breaks the clinch, and Dakota barks, “Leave her! She’s mine!” The girls are in the centre of the ring now, Dakota grinning again, and she shows the referee what she means as she hits Rochelle three times to the midsection, the girl’s guard in tatters, and a lovely right hook to the face puts Rochelle down on the canvas, not moving as the referee counts her out!
 
Result :  Dakota Johnson knocked out Rochelle Humes in round 6.
 
That was a terrific performance from Dakota, who could be a really promising lightweight with the right management, because Rochelle Humes is no mug.
 
Dakota has the ring microphone now, and she announces, “This b1tch said she’d beat me and humiliate me!”  The fans cheer, “But I’ve beaten her!”  They cheer some more, and she concludes, “I want my feet kissed – NOW!”  Rochelle is half dragged across the ring, and she kneels in front of Dakota, who b1tchslaps her face side to side, then tells her, “Do it, you scumbag!”  Rochelle meekly applies her lips to Dakota’s now unbooted feet, making sure she kisses and licks every toe as well as the instep of each foot before Dakota tires of her, and holds her head up by her hair, “You’re my b1tch now, do you understand?”  Rochelle nods, “Yes miss.” And the girls leave the ring.