O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have a great card as always to wrap up 2016..."



Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and that action is going to start at bantamweight, where Tori Anderson makes her FCBA debut against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"



McCarthy: "And, that's not the ONLY bantamweight fight we have tonight, because that so-called 'Queen of Front Street', the PHONY Pink, who's been ducking me for YEARS, will be in the ring against Christina Aguilera! Aguilera has TEN freaking career wins, and she'll fight HER! But, the GREATEST FIGHTING PLAYMATE OF ALL-TIME? The PLAYMATE OF THE FREAKIN' CENTURY? NOOOOOO!"



O'Dell (sighing): "We'll have lightweight action here tonight as well, and that includes the return of Gabrielle Union to the FCBA and Asylum against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry..."



Cassie: "And, also at lightweight, the Bazz Fight Club's own Elisabeth Rohm will be on hand to battle 'The Aussie Enforcer', Anna Torv!"



McCarthy: "And, we don't just get ONE REAL Front Street fighter tonight, we get TWO, because 'The Polish Princess', Leelee Sobieski, will also be in action at 135 pounds against Lookout! Boxing's Missy Peregrym!"



Tess: "And, Missy isn't the only member of Lookout! on the card tonight, because we've got one of the top pound-for-pound fighters in the FCBA, Yvonne Strahovski, in the house for a lightweight tussle against 'Six Feet of Sexy', Kesha!"



O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, two guest stables, and one embittered Playmate..."



McCarthy: "HEY!"



O'Dell: "Sounds like a great way to end 2016, so, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and join us for 'New Year's Boppin' Eve 3D at the Asylum!"