BEFORE:



"I know she's always wanted to fight me," says Christina with a smile. "Every singer's always wanted to fight me and always wanted to BE me. Well, tonight, she gets to fight me, but, like all the rest, she can't BE me. Ever."



"What I love about Xtina is how modest she is," says Pink with smile of her own. "Well, tonight I'm going to smack some of that arrogance and snark right out of her mouth."



ROUND ONE:



O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Super Bitch' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that little ditty, the lovely Christina Aguilera!"



Cassie: "And, as we all know, Christina and Front Street have a history. For those of you who weren't following the FCBA at the time, Aguilera was behind a hit on Britney Spears several years ago."



Tess: "And, she paid for that in the ring with Britney."



Cassie: "That, she did. But, she certainly looks confident that the result will be different tonight."



O'Dell: "That, she does. Aguilera into the ring and helped off with the robe. Wearing a white bikini, and there's no question she's in shape for this one. And, that's 'Trouble' you hear pounding through the arena, and here comes 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink!"



McCarthy: "I'd rather be queen of the Black Hole of California!"



Tess: "The Black..."



Cassie: "Worth it, BFF?"



Tess: "No. It's already the third fight. We don't have time to explain it."



McCarthy: "What ARE you two babbling about?"



O'Dell (sighing): "Pink into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that black bikini with the white skulls on it. And, we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess favors Pink. Mac?"



McCarthy: "Pink's lost three straight. Aguilera will make it four. No WONDER she's ducked me all these years!"



O'Dell: "Cassie?"



Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"



O'Dell: "And, here we go. Nothing arty about what Pink wants to do. She's right forward after Christina and letting her have it with both barrels. Aguilera giving some ground, jabbing, would like some space here, but not likely to get it. Christina far more physical than she was earlier in her career, but..."



Tess: "She's not going to match physicality with Pink. Absolutely not."



O'Dell: "Christina digging some body in there, though. Holding her own for the moment, partly via clinching. She's pulling down on Pink's head, headlocking her, tying her up. Pink wrestles free, shoves off, lands a right hand. Aguilera counters with a nice combination then circles away. Pink right back on her."



Cassie: "Christina pulling that head down again. Referee needs to watch that. We all know that Aguilera isn't above some chicanery in the ring."



O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the opening stanza. Pink again digging body. Aguilera again tying up, pulling down the head, holding and hitting. Ref going to force a break and warn her about that, but, Christina ignoring him as she ties up around the head again. Pink thumping the ribs and there's the bell. Close. Pink."



McCarthy: "Referee better watch Pink, too. A couple of those blows might have been low!"



ROUND TWO:



O'Dell: "Second underway and Pink pressuring again. Again, Aguilera tying up around the head, pulling Pink's head down. Pinkness shoves off, lands a good right hand and AGUILERA LANDS ONE LOW! Pink is hurt! And the referee was screened, he never saw that thing! Front Street corner going nuts as Pink covers up here..."



Cassie: "Wow, you could run the video of the Spears fight. Exactly that same punch..."



O'Dell: "Agulera backing Pink into the ropes, banging away upstairs with both hands, crowding Pink and GOING LOW AGAIN! Had the referee screened a second time and she knew it. Pink seriously hurting now as Christina thumps away at her high guard, looking to take her out of there. Pink the one clinching now, but Chrissy stacks her up and goes back to work..."



Tess: "This is starting to look like a Gena Lee Nolin fight..."



McCarthy: "WATCH it, Walmart..."



O'Dell: "Thirty seconds to go in the second. Aguilera working Pink over at the ropes. Digging ribs and midsection and THERE'S ONE TO THE KIDNEY! Referee saw that one and stops it and gives Christina a warning. Aguilera all 'I made a mistake', but it was no mistake. Ten seconds left. Pink in the ropes, Christina on the offensive, banging away upstairs to the bell. Aguilera wide in the second."



Cassie: "She's evened it at 19, but, she's also on notice. This ref isn't going to let her hit low all night like the one in the Spears fight did..."



ROUND THREE:



O'Dell: "Third underway and Aguilera jabbing now, looking to work at range. Pink obviously slowed by what happened last round and Christina taking advantage. She's moving the feet, landing the left, dropping in a hard right hand. Pink flat-footed, not showing much in the way of movement at all right now..."



Cassie: "No question that last round having an effect on Pink. She's very athletic and moves as well as any bantam in the FCBA. But you wouldn't know it by looking at this."



O'Dell: "You would not. Christina's in full control, touching Pink up, landing in combination. Pinkness to the defensive now, keeping the hands up, working in counter a little, but mostly taking a licking from Xtina. Aguilera with a smile. She's enjoying this, no question about that. GOOD right hand from Christina that stopped Pink cold..."



McCarthy: "This is getting ugly. Aguilera pitching a shutout right now."



O'Dell: "She is, indeed as we roll into the last twenty seconds of the round. Christina another good combination. Pink covers up. Aguilera digs some body, and that one was barely legal, but it was. Now back to the head for one more flurry and there's the bell. Just a dominant round for Christina."



Tess: "She's up 29-28 after three."



ROUND FOUR:



O'Dell: "Aguilera right back to range as we start the fourth. She's snapping that jab, moving the feet, but Pink now working forward, closing, banging, forcing Christina to cover up. Aguilera clinching and PINK ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Christina stumbling backward and Pink all in now..."



Tess: "Uh oh. Karma is about to be something that rhymes with 'witch'..."



O'Dell: "Pink battering away at Christina, backing Aguilera to the ropes and GOING TO WORK ON THAT BODY! Aguilera's abs and ribs being pummeled as she leans back in the ropes in a high guard putting the body on sale. And, Pink is buying like she's at a bulk warehouse. Thudding shots to the body that are bunching Christina up..."



Cassie: "These are what they call 'just deserts'..."



O'Dell: "Aguilera crouching and PINK WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT SPLITS THE GLOVES! Xtina's legs give a shimmy and she grabs Pink to stay on her feet. Referee looking in, but Pink goes back to the body. She's hammering the paunch with both hands. Aguilera, almost doubled over, butt in the ropes, hanging on to the bell. Shutout, Pink."



McCarthy: "And, that evens things up at 38. And, again, the referee needs to watch this closely, because some of those shots from Pink were LOW..."



ROUND FIVE:



O'Dell: "Pink right to work now. She's after Christina in a big way. Aguilera snapping out jabs, trying to get some space, but Pink not going to give her any. The Front Streeter closing and banging that body again. Aguilera wincing, her midsection already tenderized by some serious hammering last round..."



McCarthy: "Give the kid credit. She's keeping the gloves up. Not punking..."



O'Dell: "Pink hooking the midsection again. Aguilera crouching and GETTING DROPPED BY AN UPPERCUT! Pink split the gloves with that left uppie and Christina's down on her back! The Front Streeter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Christina sitting up. Seven. Eight. And Aguilera to her feet..."



Tess: "Didn't think she'd beat that one..."



O'Dell: "Referee gives her the mandatory and waives Pink forward, and Pinkness does NOT need much of an invitation. She's all over Christina, thumping away with both hands as Aguilera gives ground and covers up...."



Cassie: "LEFT HOOK!"



O'Dell: "AND DOWN GOES CHRISTINA! An absolutely BRUTAL left hook from Pink and Aguilera CRASHES to her left side..."



Cassie: "The referee can count to ten thousand..."



O'Dell: "Pink to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Christina not moving a muscle. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And, your winner by KO5 is 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink!"



AFTER:



O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"



Tess: "I have our winner, Pink, and, Pinkness, things got a little..."



Pink: "Yeah. I wasn't surprised. She did this same crap against Brit. She knew the only way she could win was to go low. But, all she accomplished by doing that was p**sing me off."



Tess: "And, that didn't go well for her."



Pink: "It went the same way it ALWAYS goes ANY time a girl does that. Somebody's got to come in and clean the slobber off the canvas."