Amber Heard versus Allison Williams
(Words: Vixens / Results: Lookout!)

Before: It’s been one month since Amber Heard was defeated at the hands of Mischa Barton,extending her humiliation and losing streak - now at its longest ever. Ms Heard, who is still trying to find a permanent home after being released from her stable this year, is also trying to shake off her celebrity scandal-laden marriage to actor Johnny Depp, or at least she’s trying to convince the world that that chapter is over and done with. “Barton got into my head the last time. That's all. It won't happen again.” Amber nods confidently to reporters as she’s anticipating that dig on her marriage that's sure to come from her opponent.

And Allison Williams clearly obliges. The gorgeous strawberry blonde has also had trouble finding wins this year (or just work, for that matter). Ms Williams eager to break her own losing streak and what better way to do it than with a decisive win over a clearly overrated, plague-stricken actress. “Like Barton said, Amber is down for the count. Her marriage to Depp has ruined her, and she knows it.”

Uh-oh. Amber’s cheeks turning crimson again just listening to the remarks. So much for not letting them get to her head, as she blurts back, “Well yeah…. as least I didn't meet my husband at a blind, wine-tasting singles meet.”

Allison snorts back: “That the best you can do, Heard? It looks like I’ve pushed someone’s buttons.” The brunette cocks her fist at Amber in a preview of things to come. “I won’t just get into your head… my fist will be all over your body by the end of the day.”

Amber at loss for words - uses actions instead to communicate how she feels - by rushing over to other side of table and tackling Williams, toppling her from her chair in a bundle of twisted hair and fists flying in all directions. Officials rush in to separate fighters but secretly chastising themselves for not expecting this from someone like Ms Heard, who has recently been known for being slightly unstable as it is.

When separated and herded back to corners, Amber Heard enters the rings in a classic black bikini, red gloves. Allison looking stunning as she goes under the ropes in dark green bikini with black stripes, donning red gloves.

Round 1: Amber starts out strong, controlling the shorter brunette with a fast advance and quick jabs to head. Sturdier Williams though shows off her defensive skills as most of the jabs land on gloves, but this means she’s having trouble scoring points for herself for first two minutes of round. Amber smiling, looking like she’s got this, hasn't learnt her lesson that getting cocky will kill ya. Soon enough, Allison starts countering her jabs with her own punches. Amber surprised by power as these slam into her forearms - one hook under her guard digs into left side as her body and literally almost folds her body in half, as if it was on a hinge: Heard goes GAAK but recovers almost immediately, backing

away from another huge uppercut that fails to land. Judges give the round close to Amber for her earlier dominance.

Round 2: It’s Allison who’s looking confident out of the gate now, jabs landing on blonde’s cheek, but Amber is also refusing to back down one bit, stays in close quarters - both girls pull arms back for power blows, and-- POWW!! Allison SLAMS a right hook into Amber’s cheek first!! Amber looks like she’s ready to fall over, right there and then! Allison, however, allows no such thing - plugs her fist into open breadbasket with glee - gurgles from blonde as she now tries to shake off Williams from getting in too close, but to no avail. Williams just hungry for tummy, jackknifing fists into Amber’s sides and flanks as blonde attempts clinch on the ropes. Amber hugging her arms close to body, uses forearms to slam into Allison’s chest or elbows to dig into flesh, irritating her foe. Of course, bell rings and judges do not give Ms Heard any points for desperation: Allison taking it wide from clean offense.

Round 3: Allison eager to finish this fight quickly - bounds out of corner at bell and wants to trap Heard in a corner with big punches. But Heard catches on quick - taller blonde evades most strikes with fast feet, bounding away with a jab or two to Allison’s cheek or chest, drawing annoyed, more than pained, grunts. At last minute, Heard lands a particularly nasty blow to cheek - Allison stopped in her tracks, appears to stagger back into ropes! AND ON COMES AMBER HEARD-- BLAMM!! Allison powers a right cross straight into Amber’s face!! Look of confusion mixed with pain, mixed with a WTF?!? on Heard’s face as her momentum as she charged forward, mixed with Allison’s feint attack: a quick rebound against ropes then ploughing her fist forward, equals an especially nasty leather glove sinks itself into Amber’s face, drawing a loud UGGGH from the blonde. Amber thrown back from impact, lands on ropes, but reflexed forearms automatically coming up, defending herself against Allison’s renewed quest tummy and chest as the brunette beats on wails on Amber right to the bell, but doesn’t manage to put her away. Heard is saved for another round of punishment as she just slumps over and has to be helped to her corner.

Round 4: Amber’s nose started to flow red in-between rounds - doctors patch it up best they can and apply a band-aid over the nose tip. Allison comes out slower than usual - exhaustion also catching up to her, but still throwing huge hands at Amber’s direction. Amber largely staying out of the way, wisely not wanting a repeat of falling for any tricks. Slowly, but surely, however, Amber is plugging counter-lefts and rights back into Allison’s cheek and tummy, drawing very real grunts. Allison tries again - big swing at Amber’s head misses, momentum torques own body as she’s now slumped on the ropes, arms draped over, catching her breath. Amber doesn't rush in immediately, instead dances around and pops Allison’s face with gloves to her cheek and jugs. Finally satisfied that this is no ploy, blonde wades in - nasty uppercut to chin, painful right fist to tummy. Allison gurks and gurgles as Amber just wailing on her washboard abs, trying to break the brunette in half, right there and then. However, bell rings and Heard, despite the ref’s protests, lifts Allison’s chin delicately with left glove, grins as she sees the brunette’s pained expression all over, then HOOKS a final fist into her tummy, cooing, “This what you mean by putting your glove in my body?” Allison eyes now shut, groaning like an animal. Ref quickly jumps in between to save Allison, and judges give Amber a dominant round.

Round 6: Amber Heard continues punishment of Allison, getting cocky again by wading in without much of defense, dogging the bigger girl’s body with small jabs. Heard not going for power, but merely satisfied that her fists are whittling away slowly at flesh. Allison herself soon coming to same conclusion - better to snag her foe once and well, than to have no hits at all. Heard wading in once again for jab-jab combo to face, then hook to body. Allison purposefully deflects first one, takes other on cheek. As predicted, Heard goes for under hook to her abs. Allison anticipates, takes the blow with a dull grunt of her hardened abs, SWINGS BACK -- SMASHES RIGHT HAND into Amber’s cheek in one hell of a hook!! Amber lets out a gruuuh, gumshield exploding from mouth, instinctively falls forward into clinch with Allison, who expertly turns her around and presses her against ropes. Now Allison repaying tummy ‘kindness’, stacking the blonde up with short, jerking uppercuts to her tummy, Amber a look of pain and frustration at this sudden turn of events. Allison whispering into blonde’s ear, punctuating every word with a blow to her belly: “This is how it feels like… b*tch.” Bell mercifully ends the round and referee is quick to pull both sweat-slicked bodies apart. Amber moans as William’s glove leaves her belly, and has to be led back to corner once more.

Round 7: Both girls wary of each other now - circling like hawks and neither pecking punches unless absolutely sure they can land. Allison’s body like a patchwork of red blots, upon self-examination, decides to take revenge on Amber’s lean and relatively clean body. Allison advances, swinging right hook that lands hard in Heard’s unprotected side. Blonde grunts as another one on the left now connects. Amber decides to turtle up as Allison comes in close and personal, hitting at her guard. Amber takes opportunity to pound left-right on Allison’s jugs, deflating momentum with sharp GASP from her foe. Allison however even more outraged now, continues throwing haymakers down under, shouting, ‘You little c*nt. I’ll break your body in half!” Amber however surprisingly capable at blocking or deflecting the incoming blows, uses her elbows and forearms to absorb majority of the punishment. Heard now throwing big punches upwards from inside, mashing fists into Allison’s tummy and chopping gloves into each breast. Sturdier brunette now not so sturdy, body being beaten slowly back to the ropes. Satisfied with body-beating, Amber now turns attention to her foe’s chin, snapping head back with short uppercut pops. Allison a mess now, arms barely up - final glove to her gut proves too much and down she goes to her knees with a painful URRRRK! Ref starts the count!

3...4… Amber Heard breathing in hard, standing above her, anger creased on her forehead.

5...6… Allison tries sitting up on knees, with much difficulty, arms just hugging her body every step of the way.

7...8… Allison attempts a knee: already a wonder as her body is clearly not cooperating.

9… Allison manages to stand on wobbly feet!! She straightens up, showing extent of damage on her body, her abdomen working overtime as she shakily puts up gloves. Referee yells ‘FIGHT’ but it’s almost heartless work as Amber

comes in fast, scrubs Allison across face with another hard hook. Brunette’s body twists along ropes, about to fall face forward, but met with unnecessary fist to gut courtesy of Ms Heard, who decides to grind her glove into her foe’s stomach just to make sure she stays down this time! Allison’s butt completely in middle ropes now, arms limp at sides. Referee finally calls for the bell, but has to restrain a still-swinging Amber Heard from behind and allowing Allison’s corner to rescue their girl.

Official decision: Amber Heard defeats Allison Williams via TKO7!

After: Amber breaks out of restraints and rushes other corner, ignoring cries of protest from bystanders as she again grabs hold of Allison by the hair, pulls her off the stool. Williams moaning, soaking on blonde’s shoulder, as Amber just buries her bare knuckles into what’s left of her abs and tummy over and over again as she screams to noone in particular: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU?? HUH HUH?? FREAKIN’ B*TCH!?,I TOLD YA I’M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!”

Amber finally stops her assault on limp body - Allison knocked out from the pain a long ago. She allows her body to collapse to the ground, then turns around in shock -- sees that referees and officials have made a ring around her, afraid that she would start her assault on some other innocent victim. Amber blinks a few times, as though waking from a confused and crazed daze... She slowly makes her way out of the ring and retreats back to the locker room, all the way enduring the loud boos from the crowd, despite her first win in a long, long time.

Will this be an abrupt end or a new beginning for Ms Heard? Only time will tell.