(Results by Lookout!, Words by Cas)

Guest Fight: Amber Heard vs Audrina Patridge (Lightweight)

Amber:
(30, 5’8, 121, 5:8 FCBA, Free Agent)

Audrina:
(30, 5’7, 125, 0:6 FCBA, Free Agent)

Audrina in classic red bikini swimsuit, black gloves, contrasting against Amber in blue satin swimwear, red gloves.

Round 1: Audrina looking ripped, forces the first exchange at start of the match by peppering Amber’s guard with persistent jabbing. Amber squealing, looks to be in trouble early, baby blue fabric covering her chest getting rattled and shaken by Audrina’s rapid punching. Audrina grinning widely at her early progress, but getting closer to end of round, Amber seems to regain her footing, squaring her shoulders and placing her forearms close to her face, Amber dancing out of the way before Audrina can land anything. Amber using her lessons from earlier matches to snag the brunette on the nose repeatedly with effective counterpunching. Audrina growling in frustration, but confident at taking the round with her early offense.

Round 2 sees Amber becoming more aggressive, surprising Audrina with quick but hardy slaps to her cheek at close range. Audrina trying to fire off huge hooks to Amber’s sides - high ones slam into forearms, though those aimed low manage to dig into blonde’s body. Amber though not giving up despite the pain, just clocking Audrina’s face with lefts and rights, concentrating on busting her foe open early - and bust her open she does! Audrina grunting and forced backwards with a straight right hand that crushes her nose. She gasps in shock, wiping away blood, only to get clocked again in the cheek by her momentary distraction. Amber comes back this round, making good show of her aggression.

Round 3: Audrina plugging her left nostril with a piece of tissue paper, bringing a smile to Amber’s face as she gestures rudely to the brunette. Audrina lets out a howl, scampers in fast. A left-right hand combo bounces off her cheek, chest doesn't stop the brunette - Amber goes wide-eyes as Audrina pistons her fist up and into her tummy one after another. Close-ranged combat now sees Audrina shining in the role, controlling Heard’s body with left hand, using her right to just plough into belly and jugs. Amber clinches in desperation while gasping for breath, and the two beauties wrestle for dominance in the middle of ring. Audrina concentrating on trying to shove her rival off, and Amber takes the opportunity to snap her fist into her jaw, disorienting and forcing Audrina backwards. Bell ends and both girls already looking exhausted from rapid exchanges, though Audrina is once again rewarded for more critical hits this round.

Round 4: Amber does her best to keep her distance this time, forgetting that it was aggression that brought her the points previously, not her evasion. Audrina sees the opportunity to steal another round, rushing towards the blonde as often as she can and banging straight hands and right hooks into Heard’s guard, sneaking past her defences and jamming her fist up into her tummy. Heard looking like herded cattle out there, only occasionally flicking a jab to stop the oncoming wolf. But no one can deny her excellent footwork, preventing herself from getting trapped against the ropes or corner and being completely decimated. However, one cannot bemoan the fact that chewed up she still was by a persistent and tenacious Audrina.

Round 5: Looks like Audrina is tiring - peeling herself off the stool with much effort. Maybe this was Amber’s strategy all along - tiring the bull out before charging in for the kill. Heard does exactly that - wading in quick with high, precision jabs, before posting on Audrina’s body with stiff-looking punches. Audrina now the one being beaten backwards, but manages to sneak her glove in between Heard’s guard as she comes in close occasionally. Both girls almost in each other’s faces now, panting and grunting, snapping punches more and more haphazardly in opponent's direction, hoping something will stick. Referee has to pull them apart after the bell sounds and both ladies still chugging away at each other’s bodies.

Round 6: War of attrition now - girls crash into each other rather quickly, taking turns to hook fists up into tummy and bunching up cheeks up top. Audrina lands particularly nasty under-hook unto Heard’s midsection, drawing an uugggh from the blonde and folding her body in half. Partridge can't resist a smirk at her bruised rival, lifting Heard’s chin up to her face and cooing: “Now I know Johnny left you... Because of your weak-ass body!” Suddenly, Audrina’s smirk disappears, obscured completely by her flying hair, as Heard SLAMS her fist upwards - right into Audrina’s lower jaw! Audrina groans as another right hand swivels her head sideways - bright lights the last thing she sees as she collapses onto her side onto the canvas! Referee doesn't bother counting - Audrina’s eyes screwed shut, drool pooling outside her mouth.

Official decision: Amber Heard defeats Audrina Patridge via KO6!!

After: Amber growling as she pulls Audrina up by her hair, drawing a moan by tugging on her red bikini bottom.

“This is a message to all of you admirers out there: if you like Johnny so much, please be my guest and marry the j*ckass.” She turns to face a red-faced Audrina, still in her clutches. “But if you ever mention his name in front of me, you're gonna get knocked the f*ck out. Got it?”

Audrina nods slowly, before collapsing back to the ground, squirming in pain. Amber wastes no time celebrating. In fact, a look of regret etched on her face as she exits the ring to the slowly rising cheers of the crowd: “Johnny… Johnny! JOHNNY!!”