(Results by Lookout!, Words by Cas)

Co-Main Event: Megan Fox vs Kristin Cavallari (Flyweight)

Megan:
(31, 5’4, 114, 19:23 FCBA, VIXENs/Mirage Boxing)

Kristin:
(29, 5’2, 110, 3:6 FCBA, Free Agent)

Megan looking smouldering in black string bikini (pictured), red gloves. Kristin looking to compete with red, Baywatch-isch swimsuit with matching orange gloves.

Round 1: Both girls out of gate fast - Kristin the one banging away hard and early, lobbing punches at Megan’s head. The Transformers star however doesn't look one bit troubled - she’s done this dance many times before - either comfortably side-stepping around Kristin’s attacks or blocking them with an effective guard. Megan launching effective counter-punching, slapping slow, methodical right hands straight into Kristin’s nose. The blonde enraged close to end of first round, decides to push herself all in, this early, absorbing another one-two blow to her face, but ROCKS Megan with a right cross to her face in a beautiful right hook! Megan letting out a shocked grunt, but far from being staggered. Both girls then choose to abandon defence and to slug it out in the middle, until the end of round, Kristin managing a close lead due to her barrage of punches, but Megan still looking calm and measured from her perch.

Round 2: Round repeats itself, with Megan attempting to try out Head Coach Corey Saucier’s advice: wade-in fast, throw-in hard. Kristin shocked, jabs to Megan’s tummy have no effect as she’s rocked by a left hook across the face. Staggering to her left, she holds up her defensive arms best she can, shooting another fist to Megan’s face, but it’s blocked. Kristin too busy, doesn't see Megan’s counter-punch until it’s too late and fills her vision. Megan smirking as Kristin grunts from right hand in her face, the blonde’s body thrown backwards and forced into a turtle position with another right hand to tummy. Megan testing her luck with further tummy shots, but gets GUTTED by a surprise left under-hook from Kristin to her own tummy. Eyes-wide and gasping, starlet attempts to clinch, but not before another right-left combo pounds into her tits puh puh puh. “Think you're so tough, huh? Think you're so popular? Mmmgghh!!” shouts Kristin, hot air in her opponent’s face, before Megan responds with her own mitts to Kristin’s side, kidneys, digging into her flesh and watching her opponent squirm. Bell rings and judges decide that Megan makes a comeback in the second round.

Round 3: Kristin shouting at start of round, “You wanna brawl?? COME ON!” Both girls clash in the center of the ring, batting at bodies and swiping at each other’s faces. Kristin landing a hard shot to the gut, but Megan powering through somehow with a grunt, right hand slamming into base of Kristin’s jaw, snapping her head backwards into the ropes. Megan capitalises, tenderising Kristin’s body with quick left-right combo, then JAMS both her fists into Kristin’s chin once again! Kristin lets out a terrible-sounding grunt of defeat, body rebounding against the ropes and falling flat on her face!! Knockdown Megan!!

3...4… Megan showboating like only Megan can - both fists in the air and flaunting her body to the crowd. Kristin conscious, but barely, grunting as she crawls to the ropes.

5...6… Ms Fox recuperating in corner, chest heaving in out, wicked smile on face. Kristin getting to one knee with great effort.

7...8… Cavallari pulling herself up, but knees are shaky, head still in a daze… falls back down to both knees!!

9...10… It’s over!!

Official decision: Megan Fox defeats Kristin Cavallari via KO3!!

A dominant start to the new year AND Megan Fox’s new career with the Vixens. The starlet doesn't waste time with her opponent, immediately makes for the reporters to retain her spotlight. “Told ya I was better,” she declares, only glancing at Kristin still slumped in her corner. Asked what/who’s next, Ms Fox replies curtly, “The sky’s the limit for me. I wanna get my win-loss ratio back in the positive - this year’s the best year to do exactly that,” she winks, before sauntering off backstage, not forgetting to give her ass a twirl for her adoring fans.