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31 January 2017 Five Debuts In Search Of The Asylum Intro

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O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card to kick off the 2017 Asylum season!"

Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and, in keeping with the January PPV theme of 'new faces', we have five new faces on the card tonight, including a pair we know of at flyweight, Sofia Carson, who's here to battle Jane Levy, and Constance Wu, who'll be making her debut against Kat Graham!"

McCarthy: "And, we're not fortunate enough to have one of Weirdo's REAL fighters on hand tonight, because he's now down to one, having replaced Sobieski with some mystery flyweight..."

O'Dell: "We will have a welterweight bout on the card, though, as Jordin Sparks makes her FCBA debut against 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard..."

Cassie: "And, we've got a pair of lightweight bouts on tap as well, Jenny. The gorgeous Amber Stevens is here to make her FCBA debut against Brooklyn Decker, and, Bazz's own stunner, Alana de la Garza is in the house to battle Kesha!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, five new faces, so, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and join us for "Five Debuts in Search of an Asylum at the Asylum!"