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31 January 2017 Ariel Winter vs Kelli Berglund

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BEFORE:

"Hello, there," says the Man In The Hat with a smile. "This is the part where you usually see the fighters giving their pre-fight interviews. But. Since this is a mystery fight, we're going to keep the mystery going, aren't we, Av?"

"That's right, Wiz," says Avril with a grin. "No one's going to know who the fighters are until they actually come to the ring. But, let's not keep anyone in suspense any longer!"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We're back at ringside and that's 'Something Real' you hear behind us. The artists involved with that were China and Kelli, and that's one half of that singing duo on her way to ringside! It's Disney's own Kelli Berglund!"

McCarthy: "Who? I've never HEARD of her! Where does Weirdo FIND these girls?"

Cassie: "I suspect the better question might revolve around whether Kelli is the newest member of Front Street or whether her opponent is."

Tess: "Like YOU don't already know!"

Cassie: "Of course I know, but, no one else outside Front Street does. Except you, of course."

O'Dell: "Well, we just might have gotten a clue, because Kelli climbs into the ring and heads to the opposite corner, where she's helped off with the robe to reveal a purple two piece and a toned body. And, as Jewel and Neve are still waiting for their charge, the lady coming to ringside next is Front Street's newest addition..."

McCarthy: "That's a Taylor Swift song! How has Weirdo gotten a hold of Taylor Swift! And why is a lightweight fighting a flyweight! I demand an investigation! I demand the FBI look into this!"

Cassie: "Um, Mac. If you'll LISTEN, you'll notice that the song IS 'I Knew You Were Trouble', but that's not Taylor Swift singing. This would be a cover version by...Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"

McCarthy: "UNbelievable! Leave it to Weirdo to replace one of his two REAL fighters with this bimbo with ONE FCBA win!"

Cassie: "Um, wait. Aren't Munn and Palicki REAL fighters?"

McCarthy: "Of COURSE they are! They're both champions, unlike the wannabees in Weirdo's stable..."

Tess: "But, Mac, Sceej IS Wiz's stable!"

McCarthy: "It is NOT...I mean...Sceej is...I do NOT work for...he doesn't...SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys as Ariel climbs into the ring to be helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing a white two-piece that shows off those killer curves. and, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess favors Ariel. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Winter's a bum. Berglund!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And, we're underway. And, Winter wasting no time going after Berglund. Ariel a pressure fighter, no question, and she's applying that pressure right now. She's coming forward behind the left, wants to close and bang. Berglund would rather have space. She has a little reach in this one and wants to use it..."

Cassie: "Ariel not going to let that happen, though. She's working past Kelli's jab, cutting the ring, working her over inside."

O'Dell: "No doubt these phone booth terms are favorable to Winter. She's banging body, working her way upstairs and ROCKING KELLI WITH A RIGHT UPPIE! Berglund's legs do a shimmy and now Ariel all in, winging away with both hands, backing Kelli to the ropes and having at her. What a Front Street debut a KO1 would be!"

Tess: "And, that's exactly what Winter's thinking, Jenny. She's throwing everything she's got at Berglund!"

O'Dell: "Maybe getting a bit too aggressive as younger fighters will in this situation. Missing too much. Kelli with the high guard, rolling with punches, and running clock. Winter hearing it from her corner and she's settling down at little in the final seconds. Good right hand there shook Kelli again, but there's the bell. Ariel wide in the first, but Berglund still on her feet."

McCarthy: "10-9 Winter, but, if this kid knew what she was doing, this might be over."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Winter right after Berglund to start the second. Kelly giving ground, seems to have some leg back, but not all of it. Ariel driving forward, banging away. Berglund keeping the guard up, countering in spots and ROCKING WINTER WITH A SHORT RIGHT HOOK! Oh, a pretty counter from Kelli and Ariel's wobbled!"

McCarthy: "Lord, what have they been TEACHING this kid at Front Street? What am I saying? NOTHING!"

O'Dell: "Winter a little too aggressive again and it's cost her this time. Ariel covering up now as Kelli gets off in combination. Berglund sensing a chance to end her FCBA debut in style. She's backing up her sturdy opponent not with weight of shot but volume. Kelli letting the hands go here and not getting much back from a buzzed Winter."

Cassie: "Ariel doing a good job on the defensive here. Firing back here and there but keeping the guard high and running some clock."

O'Dell: "And, she's run it down to about twenty five seconds left in the round. Berglund keeping the pressure on, looking for one more clean shot that could end it. Winter shipping everything Berglund can throw at her and staying afloat. Sturdy legs holding up. Five seconds to go in the round. One more flurry from Kelli and there's the bell. Berglund wide."

Tess: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with Kelli looking to press her advantage. Winter holding her ground and firing back, though. Ariel's got enough leg to stop the Berglund offensive. Kelli showing some maturity beyond a 20-year-old in her first FCBA fight right now as she dials it back and gets back to the fight plan..."

Cassie: "And, speaking of age, people, and, by people, I mean MAC, are forgetting that Ariel just turned 19 three days ago. She had her first FCBA fight exactly one day after her eighteenth birthday, making her the youngest fighter in the history of the FCBA..."

McCarthy: "What's your point, Scabbo?"

Tess: "I think Cassie's point is that, while Ariel had a few fights last year as an indie, she's still very, very early in her FCBA career, so you can expect the odd mistake..."

Cassie: "Exactly. And, I'm also saying that Winter settling things down after getting caught last round and, as we speak, getting back in this fight, is impressive stuff for a 19-year-old on the big stage."

McCarthy: "Blah, blah, blah. Oh, and SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as we roll into the last twenty seconds of the third. Winter and Berglund in a good, two way round. Kelli moving the feet, angling, working to stay off square. Ariel trying to match footwork, line Berglund up and get off. Both fighters having their moments in this one. Both have backed off the aggression, but been pretty effective. Good right from Winter and there's the bell. Close. Ariel."

Tess: "29-28 Winter after three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth underway. Berglund working her left hand now, angling, showing, as has her opponent, excellent maturity for a girl of her age, just 20, and experience level. Winter wants to work forward again now. Has those sturdy legs back and wants to use them to pressure. Kelli willing to give a little ground..."

Tess: "That right hook hurt Berglund!"

O'Dell: "Indeed, it did! A NASTY short right hook from Winter and Berglund staggers! Kelli covering up now and Ariel calling in the artillery and air strike after air strike. She's letting the hands go, backing Kelli quickly into the ropes and now she's going body in a BIG way! Winter just THUMPING Kelli's ribs and midsection!"

Cassie: "I like this! Good strategy and a good way to keep a younger fighter from getting too aggressive and a little sloppy. Body first. Work up, but then back down."

O'Dell: "And, that's exactly what Winter's doing. Up for a good combination, then right back to Berglund's body. Kelli keeping the guard high, taking the punishment downstairs without crouching or dropping the guard. She's tying up Winter, but Ariel shoves off and lands a GOOD right hand to the chin! Berglund wobbled, but there's the bell! Shutout, Winter."

McCarthy: "39-37 Winter, but there's still PLENTY of time."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Ariel stalking now, looking for the kill. This is a girl who's been in VERY tough early in her career, taken her lumps, and now she knows she has a shot at starting her managed career with a win. She's pressuring smartly, backing up a still-buzzed Kelli with hard combinations. Berglund giving the ground and trying to circle, jabbing, doing anything she can to get space."

Cassie: "And, Ariel's not going to give it to her. She's RIGHT in Kelli's grill."

O'Dell: "That she is, and she's committing on her punches now, landing hard shot to both the head and body. Berglund trying to circle, but Winter cutting her off, THUMPING a hook to the ribs and then STAGGERING BERGLUND WITH A RIGHT HAND! Kelli's hurt again and Ariel letting the hands fly and DOWN GOES BERGLUND!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch..."

O'Dell: "That straight right landed on the button and Kelli crashes hard to her back. Ariel to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. No movement from Berglund at all. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Berglund still flat on her back as the count passes her by and your winner by KO5 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner and the newest member of Front Street, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, this was a pretty good way to start your career in Philly!"

Ariel: "I said coming in there that tonight was going to be the first night of the rest of my career, and that's how I treated it. I come to work every day in great facilities, even though I haven't even USED the ones at the gym yet, I've been working out at The Manor, and I get training from a Hall of Famer and a girl who's everything any girl my age coming into the FCBA aspires to be, Britney Spears. This is a great place to be and a huge opportunity and I am NOT going to blow it."

Tess: "You know, last year on this pay-per-view, Antje Utgaard made her debut and she's done pretty well for herself..."

Ariel (nodding): "I like Antje a lot. We're very close in age and in attitude. She's smart and driven, just like me. And, my plan is to have a first year JUST like Antje did."