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31 January 2017 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kesha, Brooklyn Decker, Antje Utgaard, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Jewel, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Ariel Winter, Jane Levy, Kat Graham, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, and Grace Park, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our friends at Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. They've won more fights here than any stable except us, and with the level of talent they have, that's not likely to change. Our indie girls were a big part of this tonight, and you saw five debuting fighters who have the ability to succeed in the FCBA. My guess is, for some of them, this was the first step toward something much bigger. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "For the second straight month, I'm going to ask about Kesha, who was even more impressive tonight than she was against Strahovski last month...

Man In The Hat: "Well, son, there's no substitute for power, and Kesha has as much of that as anybody in the FCBA. When she hits something, it stays hit, so to speak, and you saw that against a very good fighter tonight. Kesha's a girl that we believe has championship ability. You saw that last month. You saw it again tonight, too. Cable Boy II. Talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "Talk to me about Utgaard. She's your lone welter now, and you obviously believe she has what it takes to be a champion..."

Man In The Hat: "Oh, there's no doubt about it. With the kind of size, strength, and athletic ability she has, I can't see why she won't eventually be the best welterweight in the world. And, as you may have noticed, she's pretty easy on the eyes, too..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "BLONDE! Magazine! How about a question?"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Speaking of championship material, it looks like Decker's back on a roll..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, Brooke IS a champion, as you know. She's already worn the lightweight belts, and we wouldn't be at all surprised if she wears them again. We're high on Brooke, as we've always been and we expect a big 2017 from her. Tess, dear, go ahead..."

Tess: "Nice wins for Graham and Levy tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt about it. As I've said many times, there are two girls with a ton of tools. Kat's got ridiculous quickness and athleticism, and she's getting to the point where she can box with anybody in the division. Jane just keeps getting better. She's a heck of an athlete and has great power for the division. She has a bright future, and I'm glad it's with us. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about Ariel Winter. Why her and what did you think of the work tonight?"

Man In The Hat: "You know, Old Wiz sat around last year watching this kid take some lumps. And, as I said every time her name was mentioned to me, I really like the kid. I knew the ability was there, and the want-to is off the charts. All she needed was consistent work and the right people behind her. Well. She's gonna get the former, and she's got the latter. We're gonna take it slow with Ms. Winter, as we always do with young fighters. But. She's got everything she needs to succeed at this level, and that's exactly what we expect her to do. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"