"BBU Goes JMD"
Louise Glover vs Chantelle Connelly
(Page Threes vs Geordie Shore)
(0-7 vs 2-0, 2 KO)
JMD Value: 32E vs 34E
BEFORE: Several BBU pundits and fans are surprised to see Louise Glover back in the ring after a horrible performance against Nadia Forde last time out saw her quit on her stool - a sign of ultimate humiliation in the boxing universe. However Chantelle Connelly's Geordie Shore background apparently receives even less respect around the organization and her two wins against "old as the woods" Kelly Reilly and Alex Jones leave a bitter taste in BBU TV Kate Abdo's mouth as well: "Let's be brutally honest, Louise is a jobber but Chantelle needs to improve her schedule if she wants to justify all the praise coming from Tyne & Wear. She's NOT the second coming of Rosie Jones but one can easily understand why some guys are drooling over her tits... I mean prospects!"
Indeed, Chantelle leaves nothing to the imagination as she enters the ring wearing a turquoise micro bikini and black gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a curly ponytail. Louise Glover wears an orange bikini set and white gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a loose ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Louise jumps into a trigger-happy approach early on and rocks Connelly's superior jugs briefly at the start of the round but then the Geordie lass whacks her with a trumpet of a shot on the counter and finds the solar plexus which makes the older girl groan in pain. Another uppercut lifts Glover's boobs and Chantelle unloads a flurry of close range shots that immediately stops Louise's aggressive moves and drop her on the heels. Connelly barks in anger as she thunders her efforts straight on the money and Glover's footwork isn't worth a dime here as she helplessly weaves around the blonde but can't escape her wrath and gets pounded back to the ropes just past the minute mark. Chantelle keeps shredding her rival's tits thereafter and has her eyes glued on Louise's assets while punishing her with hardly any reply. Kate Abdo cringes in the booth when Glover's jugs almost pop out of her bikini but the embattled model just hangs on as she clinches the yonger opponent late in the round however she's visibly out of breath and Connelly vows to render her topless as soon as the second round already!
Round 2:
Connelly resumes the jug muggin' script and easily beats a sluggish Glover for the initial punch, she whacks her across the mounds once again and buries a heavy harpoon on the liver area that slumps Louise with a loud yelp but the Geordie girl stays on top of her and lands an uppercut combo that pulls the plug on the hapless PageThrees journeywoman... DOWN GOES GLOVER!!! The Lancashire girl simply can't embrace the heat and slides down on her knees looking in a world of pain right now while Connelly only backs out of delivering a soccer kick at the very last second... Kate Abdo questions Samantha Fox's sanity while commenting on another swift Glover demise but the embattled glamour model actually refuses to quit for a change and bravely makes it back onto her feet at eight... Still, Chantelle is hell bent on destroying her cleavage now and rips more juicy crosses on target that fold Louise into the corner where she can only accept the Geordie beating and is fortunate the clock runs out before Connelly can blast her mounds to pieces. Ugh! Talk about a one-sided affair here but Louise is really stepping over the edge now as she slumps onto her stool with eyes closed and spitting her lungs out.
Round 3:
Glover doesn't quit on her stool but she's no match for Connelly regardless and gets whacked with a series of uppercuts in the center of the ring that dissects her guard with ease; Chantelle really enjoys punching some Lancashire jug into a mush and yells out with every punch landing in her opponent's cleavage; quite frankly she's unfortunate that Glover's bikini top stays in tact and the topless promise remains unfulfilled when Louise gets spun around into the corner and can take no punishment anymore. Her arms drop by the side and Connelly thunders her assets so viciously that even Kate Abdo pleas for mercy... AND THE REF HALTS THE JUG MUGGIN' with Louise basically battered into oblivion here in Cardiff tonight!!! What a beatdown ladies and gentlemen! Horrific TKO3 Chantelle Connelly!!!
AFTER: Glover is relieved to have survived the Geordie Shore experience in one piece - well, sort of - but Chantelle is furious she was denied punching her lights out and shoves the ref away before landing one extra shot to the model's chest. Louise slides down on the canvas with eyes closed and the security crew tries to stop Connelly from more post-fight antics - not until she has her gloves removed. Tempers flare when Chantelle's mitts are indeed removed as she grabs both of Glover's tits and proceeds to rip the bikini top clear off. Louise is rendered into a sobbing wreck and can't prevent the topless reality while Connelly actually wants to shove that bikini top into her mouth. Ugh! She fails to do so but then grabs the fallen model by her ankles and drags her to the center of the ring where she facesits her into a complete exhaustion.
Connelly flexes her muscles while posing for the cameras and makes sure Glover's face remains buried underneath her crotch! A quick slide down on the loser's belly enables her to bury her nails into the exposed breasts and that's what makes Louise squeal her ultimate surrender - as if anyone had any doubts about it by this stage. Kate Abdo hits the commercial button immediately when Connelly laughs out in hysterical fashion and refuses to conduct an interview with the Geordie winner after she's finally done mauling Louise's jugs. Guess this victory doesn't change Abdo's opinion on Ms Connelly but the BBU TV audience seems to be loving her feisty - for the lack of a better word - attitude!
Final result: Chantelle Connelly def. Louise Glover TKO3.
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