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28 February 2017 No Management No Problem Intro

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O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening..."

Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and, one of the biggest stories of the evening will be the debut of Front Street's newest fighter, bantamweight Hunter King, who'll be facing Erika Christensen!"

McCarthy: "And, unfortunately, we're going to be seeing a ton of Weirdo's overrated, Campbell-ruined bantams tonight. The good news is, one of them, Chloe Bennet, is going to get her overrated butt whipped by an actual Playmate, Kelly Monaco!"

O'Dell: "Speaking of bantams, we'll also have Kat Dennings..."

McCarthy: "The biggest phony in the stable aside from that SUPER phony Allison Mack!"

O'Dell: "And, Dennings will be climbing into the ring against lovely, athletic, Allison Williams."

Cassie: "And, let's not forget the fourth bantamweight fight, featuring the rubber match between Leven Rambin and Bazz's own Tracy Spiridakos!"

Tess: "We'll also have action at lightweight, where one of Front Street's most underrated fighters, Daniela Ruah, will face off against Jessica Gomes...."

Cassie: "And, at flyweight, we'll see the FCBA debut of a girl who had management for several years but never got a fight, Dreama Walker. And, she's got quite the challenge tonight against Kristen Stewart!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and, who knows how many shots or bingo squares! So, sit back, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, relax, and enjoy, 'No Management? No Problem! At The Asylum'!"