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28 February 2017 Allison Williams vs Kat Dennings

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BEFORE:

"Look," says Allison without a trace of a smile. "It sucked that Gemini went under. I was trying to get some traction in my career, and, before that could happen, I was back as an indie. But, that's not the end for me. I can fight at this level. I can win at this level. And, tonight, I'll prove it."

"I get that she's all about making an impression tonight," says Kat with a smile. "But, at Front Street, you've got to be about making impressions EVERY night if you don't want to get buried. And, I'm definitely not trying to do that."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Hallelujah', which, of course, was written by the brilliant Leonard Cohen..."

McCarthy: "He sings like a GIRL..."

Cassie: "Are you SURE there's no opening for a music critic at one of the magazines, Tess?"

Tess: "YES!"

O'Dell (sighing): "That is NOT Leonard Cohen singing. Cohen WROTE the song and he also sang it..."

McCarthy: "And, he sings like a GIRL!"

Cassie: "Tess..."

Tess: "NO!"

O'Dell: "Again, NOT Cohen singing this version. Instead, it's the lovely lady coming down to the ring, Allison Williams!"

McCarthy: "Who can't sing OR fight, making her a typical Dancing Hooker opponent!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Williams into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing a nice floral bikini that shows of a..."

McCarthy: "Body that looks like a teen boy's!"

O"Dell: 'Well, the crowd certainly seems to appreciate it, and that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' you hear pounding through the arena, and that can only mean that Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring..."

Tess: "And, Kat made a good point in the pre-fight about the competition at Front Street. The bantamweight division is in a bit of flux right now, with Pink having retired. Allison Mack's on top with Chloe Bennet, Leven Rambin, and Dennings herself looking to join Allison at the contender level."

Cassie: "And, to do that, Kat needs to keep fighting like she did last year, when she ran off five straight wins."

O'Dell: "Dennings into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and she's sporting that curve-hugging black number she likes..."

Cassie: "And that body looks nothing like any boy's, that's for sure..."

McCarthy: "It's overrated, just like Dennings."

O'Dell: "Aaaannnnddddd, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Again, typical Dancing Hooker opponent. Dennings."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "It's unanimous. Let's see if the ladies are right. Anyone who's seen these two ladies fight could have predicted how this one is starting. Williams, athletic and quick, wants to move. Kat, the pressure fighter, wants to close and bang, and, both ladies able to execute their respective game plans in spots so far..."

Cassie: "One thing I like about Allison is exactly what you point out. She moves very well. She's quick. She can cause problems for girls with that speed and athleticism."

O'Dell: "Causing a few for Kat early, but, only a few. Dennings able to cut the ring and work the body in spots. She's working upstairs, too. As usual, all about the pressure for Kat, who management has always billed as a girl who can be a bigger, stronger Danielle Fishel. For her part, Allison working hard to create space."

McCarthy: "And, she's doing it the right way. Lateral movement, giving a little ground, getting the jab working."

O'Dell: "Twenty seconds to go in a good, back-and-forth first. More body work for Dennings as she brings Allison to battle. Williams tying up, but Kat shoving off. This late flurry from Dennings may end up being very important. Five seconds left. Good hook to the ribs by Kat and there's the bell. Late rally enough to earn her the points."

Tess: "Kat's become a veteran. This is her 29th fight. And, that was veteran stuff right there."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins with a jab and circle routine from Williams. She's picking up Dennings with the jab now, keeping her at range, and that's working very, very well for her at the moment. Kat still working forward, moving the head and feet, but Williams getting into rhythm now, and it's making a big difference."

Cassie: "Like I said, I like this girl's athleticism. Uncle Wiz talked about signing her back before she signed on with Gemini. She's got plenty of talent..."

McCarthy: "That Weirdo wouldn't know talent if he stepped in a pile of it..."

Cassie: "Speaking of piles of things, there might just be a pile of pudding in your future if you don't watch your step..."

McCarthy: "Are you threatening me, you LITTLE..."

Cassie: "I don't make threats. I give warnings. Consider yourself WARNED..."

McCarthy: "Did you...I don't believe...I'll SUE! Siri, call my lawyer!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Speaking of lawyers, I need to call mine and get him to renegotiate my contract. I am NOT getting paid enough for this. Final 30 seconds of the second. Williams in full control right now. She's finding Kat with the jab, keeping her out on the end of the punches, and not letting Dennings get going at all. There's the bell, and it's Allison solid in the second."

Tess: "And, we're even at 19 after two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with more solid stuff from Allison. Williams really finding some answers right now. She's got the jab working, and everything else is working because of that. Dennings not hurt or anything, but she's taking a lot of leather in her efforts to close, and she's not having much success doing so."

McCarthy: "Again, this girl is a Campbell protege, which means she doesn't know anything, because CAMPBELL doesn't know anything!"

O'Dell: "Good right hand from Williams. Dennings working forward, takes a jab, walks through it, GETS DROPPED BY A RIGHT HAND! A NICE right hand from Williams and Kat to her hands and knees! Dennings pounding the canvas in frustration as Allison bounces to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Kat to her feet...."

Tess: "That was a really good punch from Williams. I wasn't sure Dennings was getting up."

O'Dell: "She's taking the mandatory and the referee going to waive Allison forward. Williams right to work. She's backing Kat up with heavy fire. Dennings trying to dig in, bang back, but the younger woman having her way, grabbing canvas, cleaning up very nicely after the knockdown. Williams winging away looking for the finisher. Not going to find it, but she is going to grab this thing 10-8. There's the bell. Big round for Allison."

Cassie: "And, she has a 29-27 lead after three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Williams looking to press the issue early, but Kat able to hold her ground now. Sturdy legs back under her and she's banging back hard. Allison quickly changes gears. Back to the jab and circle. Not going to play into what Kat wants. Dennings moving the feet again, trying to cut an close, work past that nice jab of Williams'..."

Cassie: "Dennings has made a bit of a level change. Showing a slight crouch. Also moving the head more this round."

O'Dell: "And, both things are working. She's able to close and bang with Allison. Williams, though, extricating herself quickly and getting back to open canvas. Dennings brings her to battle again, though, thumps the ribs and DROPS WILLIAMS WITH A RIGHT UPPIE! A nice right uppercut and Allison dropped to a sitting position. Dennings now to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Williams up, shaking her head. Going to take the mandatory."

McCarthy: "Doesn't seem like she was hurt that badly. Sometimes, with an uppercut, if you're stepping back and it catches you off balance..."

O'Dell: "Referee finishes his count and waives Kat forward. Dennings charging after the younger fighter. Allison trying to create space with the jab, but Kat walking through, closing, banging body. Allison tying up and KAT LANDS THAT SHOVEL HOOK TO THE LIVER! Williams down to the canvas, both gloves clawing at her torso. Dennings to a neutral corner again. Count at three. Four. Five. Six..."

Tess: "She's not beating this..."

O'Dell: "Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore."

Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, she had her moments in there..."

Kat (nodding): "Well, we knew she could fight coming in here. She has great legs and she's quick. She caught me one in the third, and that kinda p*ssed me off. I knew I needed to get in gear and get physical with her."

Tess: "And, when you did..."

Kat: "When I get physical with girls, good things and bad things happen. Good things for ME, bad things for THEM."