Clair Meek vs Holly Hagan
(PageThrees vs Geordie Shore)
(2-3, 1 KO vs 1-1, 1 KO)
JMD Value: 30H (Natural) vs 36G (Enhanced)

BEFORE: While Clair Meek remains buried behind the Mulheron sisters on the internal Scottish pecking order, her JMD stock remains unrivalled over in the Highlands and puts her in a special place among the jug muggin' hopefuls. That's the same place Holly Hagan aims for and the notorious Geordie Shore stalwart proved her intentions when she duked it out - with mixed results - against Bianca Gascoigne and Roxanne Pallett last year. Now she wants to take the Scottish scalp - or simply rip Clair's tits off - and has agreed to travel to Glasgow which is a bold decision according to BBU TV's Georgie Thompson.

Several of the PageThrees members struggle to receive enough respect outside of the JMD genre but Clair vows to silence her critics tonight while Holly actually means serious business and rejects the ideas of underestimating her Scottish opponent. The Smoggy brunette claims that Meek is a "valuable opportunity" to improve her BBU status and allthough she's greeted with a hostile breeze in the Radisson Blu Hotel, Georgie Thompson thinks she could be better off fighting the designated PageThrees flyweight leader, Jessica Jane Clement. However Clement is booked with Demi Rose Mawby for later this month and the Scottish media hype Meek as the stable's #2 fighter and well capable of blasting the Smoggy lass into pieces.

Clair Meek wears a black bikini set and golden gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Holly Hagan wears a white bikini top with golden & red trim and red gloves. Long brown hair tied in a similar sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both these hellcats waste no time in blasting each others' tits and Clair wins the early exchange much to the crowd's delight. She beats the younger brunette for the initial punch and rallies deep into the enhanced cleavage despite Holly's best efforts to maintain her original jabbing plan. But Clair's uppercuts prove to be superior and she wobbles the Smoggy lass on her heels before scything across her boobs one more time. Ugh! Holly groans out her dismay but soon gets clobbered with more punishing uppercuts and Meek's attack - allthough fairly one-dimensional - wrecks havoc in Hagan's confidence and sends her into a lenghty circling retreat. Clair keeps hassling along and sends more strikes at the backpedalling opponent but the inferior reach prevents her from catching Holly in a tough spot and the Smoggy visitor escapes further damage much to PageThrees corner's chagrin.

Round 2:
Holly tries to take advantage of her superior reach but Clair is lightning fast on her feet - too fast for the younger brunette - and another feisty close range tangle results in the raven-haired chick blasting clean uppercuts straight on target. Sam Fox told Georgie Thompson that her crew watched the Roxanne Pallett beating of Holly for hours and learned how to embrace Hagan's natural bitchiness.. it sure seems to be working here in Glasgow tonight as the Geordie Shore brunette fails to tame the Scottish assault and has to clinch the charging Meek come the one minute mark. Still, the local favorite keeps plugging her mitts into the enhanced rack and Holly gets pushed into the ropes where Clair pushes her boobs into her slumped chin and seemingly tries to apply a standing smother lock before the ref reminds her we're not following the WWE script here. Meek winks him back and slams a left hook into Hagan's bumpers before unleashing a ton of uppercut punishment that renders the Smoggy tourist helpless. A late rally on the guts bends Holly forward and Clair laughs out in her face at the bell, quickly joined by the rampant ovation from the Radisson Blu audience.

Round 3:
Clair knows she's got Holly rattled but one should never count out a proud member of the Geordie Shore until the ref tells it's OK to do so... Hagan's physical shape is very much under the cosh but her fighting spirit still burns brightly and a blitzing left hook catches the raven-haired girl on the windpipe to open the third before an uppercut response serves Meek a dose of her own medicine. Holly screams out in a desperate effort to halt the Scottish charge and bats away in fury from both sides. She stacks the naturally-endowed girl in the center of the ring which triggers a war of attrition Samia Ghadie would be proud of... both girls channel their inner viciousness and the bumpers take a heavy ride along the way... Holly leans forward on the slightly smaller opponent and delivers the supreme punch which pierces Meek's solar plexus and makes her groan out in pain... she needs an extra second to take a deep breath but Hagan NAILS her with a massive uppercut on the jaw and sends her shaking back towards the ropes. Ugh! That's the first blemish on the Scottish card tonight and it soon gets worse as Holly traps the raven-haired model on the ropes for remainder of the round and cashes in with additional uppercuts on target. Clair is visibly out of breath at the end of such a rough encounter and Georgie Thompson begins to wonder about her fitness regime.

Round 4:
More heavy slugging in the center of the ring allows Holly to find her stride; she outworks Clair in a straight-up exchange and clips her chin a few times for a good measure. However the really important stuff punishes the raven-haired model where it hurts the most and soon the Scottish boobs threaten to spill out of the bikini top as Meek struggles to match the intensity of her opponent and sinks on her knees when Holly rattles her cage with the relentless assault. The Glasgow audience holds it's breath hoping for a haymaker punch to halt the Smoggy's charge but Meek finds no answers and crumbles underneath the laser-like precision. Holly's eyes are glued on target and she dissects the older brunette's guard for good before pounding the aching girl back to the ropes. Clair seeks a clinching respite but Hagan harpoons her on the ribcage to maintain the superior position and cleans out shop in the dying seconds leaving the Scottish girl to choke out her pain at the bell. Meek's punching resistance really comes under scrutiny in the BBU TV booth during the interval and PageThrees owner Sam Fox looks genuinely worried now on top of that.

Round 5:
Holly keeps her foot on the gas pedal and with Clair unable to dominate the footwork battle anymore, she's forced to accept another slugging war of attrition which favors the Smoggy girl's tactics. All those uppercuts carve a massive hole in Meek's confidence as well as her dwindling resistance and a desperate clubbing effort on target doesn't impress the tourist anymore either. Clair slumps against Holly's waist and tries to stall the action but the younger brunette barks in her ear: "I'm gonna frickin' destroy you now!" before digging her gloves in the midsection. Ugh! Meek begins to scowl in pain repeatedly and gets turned into a proper punch bag with Hagan royally roughing her up in the proccess. Samantha Fox's cries from the P3 corner are worthless at this stage and poor Clair must hold back the tears with Holly cranking up the punishment volume... AND SHE BREAKS THE SCOTTISH GIRL'S RESISTANCE just after the two minute mark... MEEK SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES and wraps her arms around her guts simply unable to take more of this... Hagan waves her glove in delight and blows a kiss to the camera... the ref tries to delay the count but Clair is badly hurt regardless and needs a full eight before wobbling back upright... she turns back at coach Fox but Holly's all over her boobs in the last thirty seconds and batters her into stupor in the neutral corner. If the round lasted like twenty seconds longer, then Meek could have been blown away on the spot!

Round 6:
Meek's running on empty here and most of the Glasgow audience simply doesn't understand that... but Hagan's smelled blood after that knockdown and piles on close range pressure on the gassing out foe which enables her to lift the natural rack in oh-so familiar fashion to anyone who's watched a JMD battle before. Clair's eyes become misty very quickly indeed and she knows best she can't stop the brutal attack from the Geordie Shore starlet, she swings a couple of times without much hope of success as Holly tackles her from both sides and squeezes the bumpers against each other threatening to make them explode right out into the open space... More spasms from the helpless Scot only fuels the Smoggy assault and Meek quickly mumbles her demise: "You're hurting me, bytch!", "Don't I know it, slag!", Hagan responds with a cheeky smile on her face and hauls in another uppercut that makes Meek half-turn to her corner and slide over the ropes in agony... AND COACH SAM FOX THROWS IN THE TOWEL just as the sobbing Clair slides down on her knees and departs the action for good. TKO6 Holly Hagan!!!

AFTER: Sam Fox was ready to throw in the towel but she personally stands in the way of further humiliating the battered Clair in front of her home crowd. Georgie Thompson thinks the Scottish brunette will truly escape the usual post-JMD ordeal until she finds out that Holly has struck a deal to use Meek's services back in Thornaby-on-Tees as well, a female companion to some of her male friends. It sounds like Clair's up for one very long weekend and Hagan vows to make it an adventure to remember for the vanquished girl. Of course memories of the infamous Mr. Marcus Invitational immediately spring to mind and several BBU fans and pundits begin to wonder if Meek would be better off getting smothered out of her senses instead. However it's Holly's choice in the end and a definite upgrade of excitement for some of her fellow Smoggy fans.

Meanwhile coach Fox also confirms that the plans of Jessica Jane Stafford taking a swing at Hagan's rack hinges on the outcome of the Demi Rose Mawby encounter. That's unless the Geordie Shore crew can come up with a decent money effort that would make the proud Page Three members accept the challenge without looking at Stafford's physical well-being. After all, there's no talk like money talk and UK female celebrity boxing is no exception from that vintage rule.

Final result: Holly Hagan def. Clair Meek TKO6.