Post by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 31, 2017 at 12:13pm

Lily Collins versus Zoey Deutch

 
(Words: Vixens / Results: Lookout!)

Lily:
(27, 5’6, 4:1 FCBA, VIXENs)

Zoey:
(22, 5’4, 1:3 FCBA, The Wannabes)

Before: Lily all wound-up tight from her recent loss against Ms Emma Watson. Reporters dare not mention fellow Brit’s name before the fight so as to not incur Lily’s wrath. Rather, Collins brings Emma’s name up all on her own: “Don't worry, I’m already plotting my revenge. That gold-digger just spoiled the professionalism of this sport as far as I’m concerned.” Reporters at the back collectively rolling their eyes at this statement, recalling all the times Ms Collins has herself flouted the ‘sacred’ rules of engagement.
Zoey one such girl rolling her eyes in contempt, confidently replying: “Lily’s winning days are *over*. Emma just exposed her for the fraud she is and I’m simply gonna cement that fact.”

Both girls face off on the podium - tension is tight as a string. Lily is dressed in a red cloth-bikini, dark brown hair pulled back in a tight ponytail. Zoey is in an orange swimsuit, red gloves raised high, looking for a fist-bump, which Lily merely goes ‘tchh’ in disgust and turns her back on her.

Round 1: Lily comes out of her corner blazing, shooting punch after punch at Zoey’s head in opening moments. Zoey surprised at the start but then comfortably deals with Lily’s rapid-fire punches, blocking or weaving like lightning to the side and backwards. Lily doesn’t seem discouraged, however, continues to batter at Zoey’s raised arms at both sides of her heads. Zoey stung a few times with errant fists, decides to fight back with surgical jabs of her own, hitting the Vixen much more cleanly. Lily’s chin getting tagged more than once, some pretty hard, goes URK as Zoey exploits wide holes in the brunette’s defence, snapping her chin back with quality over quantity. End of the round and both girls are huffing over sweat-gleaned bodies, already slight bruises on faces and arms.

Round 2: Zoey likes this strategy of waiting for Lily to come to her with strong conviction only to hammer the Brit back in the face with counter-hooks and jabs to her body. Lily doesn’t look like she has fully recovered from her loss to Emma Watson - sloppy action with confused footwork showing all over the ring. The Brit seems partly lost in the woods and trying to use brute strength to fight her way out. Lily keeps on coming onto Zoey, trying to bully the blonde into a corner in order to force a mistake, or do something - who knows what crazed thinking is in her brain at this point. Zoey slapping three more fists clean into Lily’s cheek during the last ten seconds, sending her sprawling along the ropes. Too late for Zoey to capitalise though as the bell rings. Lily might have started off strong but she’s quickly losing momentum in this fight.

Round 3: Perhaps Lily fuelled by some mixture of pure rage at her only loss so far - she’s refusing to take any advice from her trainer in the corner, instead growls and rushes back at Zoey in the third. Zoey arches an eyebrow at her foolhardy foe, some grudging respect given to Collins for just pure tenacity and spunk. Collins yet again letting fly hard and fast fists at Zoey’s head, but then quickly going south, whipping fists onto Zoey’s chest, which stuns the blonde for a moment and leaving her open to some more smack smack off the lips when she lets her arms down. Lily grinning through bated breath, comes in closer to brawl, gets WHAPPED backwards by an uppercut to base of her chin! Brunette had walked right into that wild blow! Zoey charging after her, digs gloves into midsection,l then cuffing gloves off the ears when brunette lurches forward to clinch. Pity - spark of inspiration for a moment for Collins was just that - a spark, but carelessness seems to thwart her ambitions again.

Round 4: Lily groggy-eyed as she rises and steps forward gingerly. Zoey looking tired but looks ready to brawl: shoulders rising up and down in steady motion, arms firmly in front of face as she charges. First minute has Lily thrown on defensive all of a sudden as Zoey strives to take the fight back to her opponent and perhaps seal the deal right here. Zoey dispenses with long jabs, moves in quickly to brawl, chops right hands into Brit’s breadbasket. Lily clinches forward again, unable to sustain tummy punishment, but surprises the audience when she manages to push Zoey back to the ropes and ignore the blonde’s desperate pounding on her sides. Lily then goes to work on her rival: thick right hands slamming up into Zoey’s gut makes her think twice about her chances. Poor blonde not used to clinch-fighting it seems - not a good dirty fighter like Collins. Result: controlled against the ropes for last minute taking beatings to the body then short snaps to the chin as Lily pistons her right fist upwards, sending Zoey sprawling back over the ropes at the bell! Good comeback for Lily in the fourth, but is it enough to carry her?

Round 5: Spectacle in the fifth as both girls move in quickly for the kill. Result is all-out brawl in the middle of the ring, ladies taking turns snapping punches into each other’s face before going underneath with underhooks thud thud thudding into flanks. Zoey finding out hard way that Lily’s a hard-hitter, slowly beaten back by relentless punching to her head similar to the first round. Lily smells blood now, going all in, forcing her way back into a possible clinch to punish, forgets what happened to her in round 2: left jab slams stiffly into Zoey’s cheek, but follow-up counter-blow from Ms Deutch almost takes Collins’ head off in a nasty uppercut to Lily’s chin! Zoey taking the residual, half-hearted jab as Lily falls away, more content instead with pivoting her body and telegraphing even more painful shots to Lily’s chin and chest. Lily gurgling, stepping back, but it’s not enough... Zoey spins to the side and DRUBS a beauty of a right hook straight across Lily’s cheek - the Vixen spins from the blow and collapses down to the canvas on her side! KNOCKDOWN ZOEY!!

Crowd is on it’s feet with a mixture of cheers and jeers flung Lily’s way - looks like her wayward ways have finally caught up with her? Like Ronda Rousey, everyone’s your best bud when you’re winning but enjoy kicking you when you’re thrown down in the mud. Zoey certainly belongs in the latter category, confidently raising a fist to acknowledge the crowd and heads to neutral corner to await the inevitable. Referee dashes in and begins the count:

3...4… To her credit, Collins grunting as she tries pushing herself up on all fours, shaking her head back and forth with her eyes screwed shut.

5...6… Perhaps the obscene insults hurled Collins’ way seems to invigorate the rage in her. Call it what you will - sometimes hate fuels hatred. Collins gnashing her teeth amidst the roar of the crowd, uses the ropes for support as she hoists herself up by the count of 7!

Zoey scowling in corner - really thought she had Collins good and done. No matter, looks like she’s gearing up to finish her on the ropes. Referee resumes the round with a whistle and ON COMES ZOEY, who ignores her faithful jabbing, winding up a powerful right hook to deliver another knockout blow - Collins steps forward first and SMASHES a right hand straight into Zoey’s face!! Zoey’s hand never makes it to target as the blonde’s stopped in her tracks, completely stunned. Lily snarls, another left delivered straight to cheek, then steps forward and POWW - Zoey taken off her feet, head and shoulders flying backwards in a somersault as Lily powers a right fist straight through. Zoey blubbering all the way down to the canvas! IT’S A KNOCKDOWN FOR COLLINS IN THE THIRD MINUTE!!

Crowd goes ballistic at this second knockdown in the same round. Lily growls at her fallen foe and spits down at her. “How’d you like *that* blondie??” before referee herds her to neutral corner and begins the count all over again.

3...4… Zoey rolling her head from side to side on canvas, blinking eyes at the bright ceiling lights.

5...6… Lily working the crowd with some rude gestures after they begin leftover jeering at her from her previous knockdown.

7….8… Zoey on her knees, pulling at middle rope for support, testing strength of her legs.

9… The blonde makes it to both feet, but her body’s bent over top rope, head still swimming from that wicked blow that literally bowled her over like a pin.

Lily’s turn to ready a charge, but referee calls for the bell immediately after Zoey recovers. Hard to tell who came out stronger after that double-knockdown!

Round 6: Punishing round for Lily as she storms forward at the opening bell and doesn’t give Zoey any breathing space for a full recovery. Zoey’s eyes go wide at sudden imposition on her, fists rammed into her guard, then up into her belly. Zoey trying her best to hang on / fight back, but she’s driven backwards by Lily’s increasing pressure on her. Lily getting stung by errant fists that make contact but quickly negates the danger by clinching in close, trapping her on the ropes with more ploughing to the chest and chin. Zoey just too tired and groggy to fight back at this stage - she definitely would have gotten out of danger zone if she were fresher and her head wasn’t spinning wildly. No doubt Lily takes the round this time - could we be witnessing Collins’ revival here? If so, she needs to do more to claw her way back from her early stumbles.

Round 7: Zoey advised by her corner to avoid Lily like the plague, and it shows in the opening minute, with Lily again trying to crowd out Zoey’s space and corner her into a clinch. Zoey showing off her footwork by frustrating this plan, quickly side-stepping out of corner or avoiding contact with the ropes touching her back. This cat-and-mouse starts to tire Collins out, forces Zoey to change tact: the blonde charges in suddenly, throwing punches wildly. A few slam into Lily’s body, tag her cheek, but in doing so Zoey ignores her trainer’s advice and gives Lily the chance to spring her trap: allows her body to absorb some more punishment down under, then RAMS her right hand up into Zoey’s nose repeatedly, forcing Zoey to eat mouthfuls of leather. Zoey tries a late defence but it’s too late - Lily simply tugging on her waistband, pulling her in close, then right hand ploughing under Deutch’s flimsy guard and up into her chin once, twice, thrice, whap whack WHOPP! Zoey’s head snapping back with each blow, final uppercut sends her body off her feet and crashing onto her back for the second time this fight. Knockdown for Lily Collins!!

Referee hops over but this time, Zoey’s face resting to the side, eyes screwed shut and mouth wide open in shock. IT’S OVER!!

Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Zoey Deutch via KO7!

After: A wonderful comeback for Lily Collins as she displays an innocent joy that’s rarely seen on the vicious, hard-hitting vixen’s face. Significant victory for Collins shows that she’s far from done in this chapter across the Atlantic - plenty of American babes left to add to her sh*t-list.

Zoey her latest victim, but the blonde still seething with defiance when she comes to in her corner, fighting back tears and hissing through red lips: “She’s a f*cking dirty fighter and she knows it. That's the only reason she won.”

Lily flipping her hair,to the side and smirking at Zoey’s comments. “Sorry love, but you can go and wag off somewhere else. I’ve got a party to get to.” Asked who’s her next target, she flashes that devilish smile. “Ariana ‘Gaggin’ Grande