Post by on Mar 31, 2017 at 10:44pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening..."

Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the division where I rule, the flyweights, with Britt Robertson making her return to the Asylum against Kat Graham! And, that's not the only flyweight action of the night, because Pooja Shah, who represents one of tonight's guest stables, Foxfire Atlantic, will be taking on Front Street's newest fly, Ariel Winter!"

McCarthy: "And, that's not the worst of it! Despite having a bunch of Weirdo's overrated bantam's stuffed down our throats last month, we've got another here this month, as Chloe Bennet battled veteran Tiffani Thiessen!"

Tess: "We'll have lots of big girl action tonight as well, including a rematch between former Unified Lightweight Champion Katy Perry and Gwyneth Paltrow!"

O'Dell: "And, speaking of lightweights who've pulled upsets against Front Street, Foxfire Atlantic's Rosamund Pike is here to face off against Daniela Ruah!"

Cassie: "And, as always, the OTHER home team at Asylum, Bazz, will be on the card in the form of Rhona Mitra, who'll be fighting..."

McCarthy: "Weirdo's only REAL fighter, Anna Torv!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, two guest stables, and, my guess is, at least three or four shots. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Out Like A Lion At The Asylum!"