The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Allison Mack, Daniela Ruah, Katy Perry, Anna Torv, Jewel, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Ariel Winter, Kat Graham, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our friends at Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. They always provide us with great fighters and great fights, and next month, we'll see more of that. Also, we want to thank Foxfire Atlantic for returning to Asylum. They've been a guest here before, and they'll be a guest here again. And, as always, the indie girls were a big part of the event, and we thank them for helping make this possible. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "You've had a bit of a rough start on the pay-per-views this year..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, look, you're in tough, sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you don't. Now, you hate to lose titles, but, that's what happens with titles. Nobody holds them very long around here. It's a story if a girl gets past her third defense, and there's a reason for that. You don't like to lose fights, period, but, with the level of competition we have here, that happens. As Pointy once pointed out, the FCBA isn't like college football, it's like the NFL. You get beat some weeks. But, overall, we're winning the fights we should win and holding our own in the others, so I'm not at all upset by how the year has started. Cable Boy II! Talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "Talk about your two flys. Ariel had some rough spots tonight, and Kat looked pretty good..."

Man In The Hat: "Ariel's 19 years old. We've had 19-year-olds before. We know performances can be uneven. But, there was a lot to like, specifically bein' able to ride a storm out and get back to the fight plan and execute it. This is somethin' young fighters sometimes struggle to do. But, Curves over here did it, and that's, again, somethin' ta like. As for Kat, you know, when you start with Front Street, you GET chances. And, after a while, you have to start EARNIN' chances. Kat's done that. She's got as much raw talent as anyone in the flyweight division, with one exception. She can do this. She's shown that. So, I wasn't surprised with what we saw tonight. BLONDE! Magazine! Let's hear it!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Let's talk about Anna Torv, who had a rugged opponent in there tonight and came up big."

Man In The Hat: "Anna's won as many big fights as anyone in this stable. The record shows that clearly. There's a reason for that. She's been as good as any fighter on this roster since the day she joined it, and she still is. We expect excellence from Anna. And, we're always rewarded. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Nice wins for Ruah and Bennet tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt about it. Dani's a lot like Anna. She's won just about as many big fights as anyone in our stable. You saw why tonight. There's nobody in the lightweight division we'd shy away from sending Dani out with. Nobody. As for Chloe, well. 'Next Big Thing' and all that. This girl has every tool in existence in the box. And, she's gettin' so's she knows how and when to use 'em all, too. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Katy seemed to have, shall we say, a single-minded focus tonight..."

Man In The Hat (laughing): "Well, like I said earlier, in this game, you're gonna have losses. Just like in most games. But. Not all losses are created equal. Some, for what ever reason, just stick with you. And, you can't wait to get a chance to avenge those. This was one of those for Katy. It's been with her a long time. And, I think tonight was pretty cathartic, wasn't it, Slugger?"

Katy (smiling): "Just a little, Wiz. Just a little."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"