CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted May 5 017 at 11:3 am

A month short of her 38th birthday, Lisa has decided to retire from action in the FCBA. To be fair, her career in this fed has not been successful, and she got her break when her ability was in decline, and she has lost to girls whom she would have beaten easily had she been ten years younger. As soon as her impending retirement was announced, former bantamweight champion Shay was quick to issue a challenge, her formative boxing years having been spent in the BBU, and at 30, she is still in her prime.

Lisa enters the ring first, and she looks good in her pale green bikini, gloves and boots, soon to be joined by Shay in a similar outfit, but in bright blue. The girls show respect by touching gloves, and wait for the bell.

Round 1

Lisa’s started well, jabbing neatly at Shay’s face, with Shay taking time to settle, then she gives Lisa a swift little combination of two jabs and a hook, and Lisa backs off, taking a couple more punches to her face as she retreats, then she covers, and frustrates Shay, who’s finding her rhythm, and that could be a worry for Lisa, who tries to counter punch, but finds Shay a little too quick for her, the younger girl peppering her with three, four punches, and Lisa’s clinching to keep with her, Shay not taking the chance to hit Lisa’s body, just waiting for the referee, who parts the girls, Lisa swiping Shay with a left hook to the mouth, then getting knocked back with Shay’s left and right combo, which keeps her backed into the ropes til the bell.

Round 2

Shay wants to trade punches, but Lisa doesn’t – not at this stage, as she’s hit again with a left and a right, and has to stay back, keeping as much canvas between her and the younger girl as she can, Shay lunging at her, and Lisa clips her with a neat right hook, then gives her a sound left hook to her body, and Shay knew all about that, because she’s backing off now, Lisa not following in though, not falling into a trap, and it’s Shay who makes the next mistake, missing Lisa with a right hook, then her left cross is blocked, and Lisa fights back, landing left, right and left again, darting back quickly as Shay counters, taking good shots to her body, and Shay’s trying to prise her defence open as the round closes, Lisa keeping her off, and she looks happy at the end of the round.

Round 3

Early in the round, the girls swap right hooks, and Lisa’s timed hers beautifully, clipping Shay across the jaw, making her drift backwards, and she hasn’t enjoyed that at all, staggers a little as Lisa gets stuck into her, landing to her face with a left and a right, the fightfans quietened as they sense a possible upset, and Lisa gives Shay some good punches to her body, and now she has to clinch and hold, keeping Lisa in tight, whispering, “The more you fight, the more I’ll enjoy beating you tonight!” as she hits Lisa in the mouth on the break, then lands a couple of decent bodyshots, as she she lures Lisa into a scrap, the older girl landing good punches though, and more than holding her own, backing Shay up into a neutral corner, although once she’s there, she punches back, and stings Lisa, but at the bell, she’s looking the happier of the two, grinning at Shay as she goes to her corner.

Round 4

The round starts with the girls in a more cagey style, Lisa testing Shay with a jab or two, and Shay returning in similar style, and now Lisa’s landing a neat right cross to Shay’s mouth and follows with a couple of good digs to her body, Shay breathing hard as she backs off, Lisa standing her ground, still wary of mixing it too much, Shay clipping her with a right hook, and pulling her into a clinch, Lisa freeing herself, but taking a couple more solid punches, then countering nicely, and making Shay back away a little, although she’s still got Lisa in range, and she clips her and clips her hard with a right hook, and Lisa’s taken a good shot there, staggers a little, but faces up to Shay, then Shay’s landing again, as Lisa’s footwork lets her down, and she’s too static, can’t get away, another right from Shay, and that’s dumped Lisa on her ass! She gets to her feet at 7, and Shay wants more, gives Lisa a sweet one-two, and the Brit’s wobbling, but lasts out the round, still a little glassy-eyed though.

Round 5

Shay’s looking super-confident now, and she’s landing punches on Lisa’s face for fun, standing back, picking the older girl off, and Lisa looks tired now, the Brit’s face being used for target practice by the younger girl, who puts on an exhibition, stabbing Lisa’s face with left jabs, circling her, swiping her with right crosses, and now she hits her to the body, and gets in close, “You like me hurting you, darling!” Lisa groans, knowing that she’s being played with, and she tries to fight back, but her punches have little venom now, her strength sapped by the right hooks she took in round 4, and now Shay moves her around the ring with sweet punches, and she’s working on Lisa’s tits, thumping those airbags around and Lisa’s squeaking, covers her boobs, and eats leather instead, Shay leaning in close, “Had enough?” to which Lisa gasps, “Yes!” and Shay grins, getting close to her ear, before Shay thumps her hard in the belly as the bell rings, Lisa slumping into her arms, Shay chiding, “Not yet, darling!” and she lets Lisa fall as she returns to her corner.

Round 6

Dragging herself off her stool as the bell rings, Lisa’s soon being picked off by the dominant Shay, who knocks her backwards again with a left and right to her face, then works on her body, weakening an already exhausted girl still more, Lisa groaning and gasping, Shay giving her a short little uppercut to stand her up, then swats a right hook across her jaw, and flattens her, Lisa counted out without moving.

Result: Shay Mitchell knocked out Lisa Maffia in round 6.

Shay parades around the ring, shouting, “I’m back! And I want the belt!” Poor Lisa is cleaned up and taken to her. Shay and Lisa head back to the locker room and it's anybody's guess as to what happens there.