2. Guests: Amber Heard vs Kelly Thiebaud (Lightweight)

Amber:
(31, 5’8, 121, 7:8 FCBA, Free Agent)
Kelly:
(35, 5’9, 1:1 FCBA, Free Agent)

Before: “I must be doing something right,” Amber grins to reporters in pre-fight interview. “I’m grateful for the repeated invites. I’m more grateful for the opportunities and promise to make them count.”

The blonde looking like an altogether new person, beaming confidently, her milk-white skin glistening radiantly as commentators speculate whether it’s all due to Heard’s new relationship with Tesla founder, Elon Musk, and finally putting that abusive past far behind her. The result is a bouncy and eager Amber Heard looking ready to brawl.

In the other corner, Ms Thiebaud also straightening up upon hearing the blonde’s comments. What she assumed would be a walk-in-the-park and easy pickings in a broken Amber clearly not meeting her expectations.

“You know, one can never fully escape one’s past horrors,” Kelly begins with a wide smirk on her face. “I accepted this fight partly cos it was… Well it was f*cking Amber Heard… She’s known to be a wreck,” Kelly clarifies, referring to her opponent in third-person. “She’s still weak up here, and that’s why she’ll be an easy opponent tonight,” Kelly concludes, poking at the side of her head, indicating Amber’s still-fragile state-of-mind.

Thiebaud still playing mind-games after all this while, remains to be seen if Amber takes the bait. Regardless, both ladies say little else as they pose for cameras and then make their way to the ring. Amber dressed in a hot-pink lingerie and bottoms, red gloves, whilst Kelly’s in white bikini with orange-black gloves. Referee begins the fight once both girls indicate they’re ready.

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Round 1: Amber’s newfound confidence in herself seems to translate into an excellent round for the blonde. She’s controlling Thiebaud with flurries of lightning jabs that putt into the brunette’s cheek repeatedly. Kelly firing back with a jab combo or two, but each time she’s beaten back by both quantity AND quality punches from Heard, who’s fighting like a crazed banshee with something to prove. Round ends with Kelly hunched over the ropes breathing hard, having just taken a flurry of punches to her gut. Amber on the other hand strutting around with both hands high in the air, as though she has already won.

Round 2: Kelly gets methodical here, trying to negate Amber’s advantage by getting the f*ck outta the blonde’s way. And it works for a while, leaving Heard looking the fool when her gloves bounce off air or forearms. Result is both ladies start tiring much faster, earlier, with their dancing and scooting out of the way of incoming firsts. Kelly managing however to score some effective punches to Amber’s head and chest, throwing her long jab after each failed swing from Heard. Roles suddenly reversed in the last minute, with Kelly stinging right hands into Amber’s cheek repeatedly, leaving Heard the one now clearing her head at the bell, not looking so confident any longer.

Round 3: Brunette bombshell sticks to her guns in the next round and starts regaining that confidence boost she lost in the opening minutes of this match, punishing Amber with some surprise right hooks that catch her off guard as they graze her chin. Amber staggering to the side or backwards at the onset of each daring blow, but stubborn blonde still wants to brawl, resorts to shooting off her punches into Kelly’s body, peppering chest and tummy, but doing little else to dissuade Thiebaud’s advance on her. Kelly just ignores stinging pain - hell the end prize is more worth it - continues wrecking the blonde, swiveling her pretty face left, right in nasty hooks to the cheek. Last hook rotates Amber on her heels as she goes spinning to the ropes! Another one-two uppercut to the midsection almost sends her down to the canvas, if it wasn't for the saving bell! Kelly soaking up the cheers now as she strides back to corner, leaving blubbering Heard bent over on the ground.

Round 4: Girls both know what's at stake - they come together and box like careers depended on it. Amber with a jab-flurry to the head, keeping her guard firmly up, pushing Kelly backwards early in the round. But Kelly giving little, fights back with plugging fists into Heard’s belly that tells her she’s still alive and kicking. Another one two punch combo from Thiebaud leaves Heard suddenly looking glassy-eyed! Kelly plants her feet and fires another right cross straight to the nose, and Amber looks to be in real trouble as she’s pushed back to the ropes, now her body being pounded on, but HECK NO - she’s not done just yet! Amber fighting back with a roar, snap uppercuts within the the clinch slam into Kelly’s chest, completely stunning the brunette. Kelly wincing in pain, arms and legs paralyzed, clutching her chest. Amber going to town on the rest of body in wicked payback, one arm looped around Thiebaud’s waist, the other packing right hands into it. Bell rings and referee has to step in because Amber refuses to stop! It’s a gnarly round with hits and misses from both sides.

Round 5: Kelly decides to get her own payback and makes a beeline for Heard when the bell rings, despite the beating she endured in the previous round. Thiebaud testing Heard’s guard with quick one-two jab, then wades all in with a thundering right hook to Amber’s face! Heard anticipated though, got her guard up just in time. Blow reverberates as both women shudder from sudden impact, but it’s Heard who takes advantage - blonde follows up with a beauty of a right uppercut to Kelly’s jawline! UHHGGH - Thiebaud groans as another and another land straight up to base of chin, lifting her feet a little higher and higher off the canvas, until she lands on her back with a sickening THUD! It’s a knockdown for Amber Heard!

Fans go wild as Heard acknowledges them with an exhaled breath, raising a fist high in self-assurance. Referee starts the ten count:

3...4… Kelly is alive, that's for sure. But the brunette looks red-faced, crawling on her tummy, trying to reach the ropes.

5...6… Heard checking her bikini and hair in the corner, looking pristine and ready to go again.

7...8… Thiebaud trying to pull herself up from her knees along the ropes, but it’s her dazed head that's giving her trouble. Body hunched over middle rope, head down, eyes squeezed shut.

9...10… It’s over!! Kelly doesn't make it past that position! She’s still on the middle rope, butt sticking out into the ring, mouth hanging open!


Official Decision: Amber Heard defeats Kelly Thiebaud via KO5!

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After: Elation on Heard’s face as she takes center-ring and gives a small, tired waves. Crowd finally is on the same page with the popular blonde as they start chanting, “Johnny SUCKS. Johnny SUCKS…” which brings another smile to her face.

Heard goes over to Thiebaud’s corner, where her team are attending to her, and in rare display of anger, the blonde picks her opponent up by her hair roughly, then slams her into the corner turnbuckle. Kelly moans as she’s held in that helpless position, body pinned to the corner.

“Who’s weak now, Kelly?” Amber smiles into her face.

Kelly doesn't respond, lips pursing as she turns away from her tormentress, but receives a SLAP SLAP SLAP to the cheek for her noncompliance.

“Why don't you go back and tell Johnny that I’m freakin' *over* him. You can have him, b*tch. Like you’ve always have…” Amber concludes, before sticking her knee-cap up into Kelly’s bruised midsection. The brunette groans as her body bends over in two. Amber releases her grip, allows Kelly to slump back down her stool, breathing hard and contemplating the meaning of her words.

Amber makes one final victory loop around the ring, blowing kisses and grinning at her supporters, the same people who stuck with her no matter what. She’s of course secretly hoping that her ex-husband’s watching somewhere, for him to know once and for all that she and him are done forever.