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3 February 2018 Avril Lavigne vs Sarah Hyland

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"THE DOLL BALL" PPV

Avril Lavigne
(33, 5’2, 114 lbs, 2:6 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Sarah Hyland
(28, 5’2, 104 lbs, 2:12 FCBA, Free Agent)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
“To be honest, I don't really know who this Sarah chick is...they told me she's on some dumb show, right? Whatever.” Avril could not be looking more confident as she lounges on a beanbag in the pre-fight lobby.

“Anyway… I've never heard of her before. I'm hearing her record is like… ABYSMAL. She does look kinda wimpy. I guess I'm just going to kick her ass!” She lets out a high-pitched, maniacal laugh as though already planning how and when she’s going to do it. Thankfully this interview conducted backstage and separate, on the advice from Hyland’s legal team on the ground of possible harassment and unprofessional conduct.

In the other room, Sarah stretching calmly as she speaks to reporters. She’s donning an equally tight-fitting red and white striped sports bra and tights.

"I never stopped training since parting ways with the Wannabees. I have my own personal trainer now and I've been working hard preparing for this fight. Managers think they can get free wins for their girls booking them against me, but The Dollhouse crew is in for a surprise. I'm not here to take a beating… I'm here to give one,” she says confidently, bending her lean body to the side and then the other.

“And let's face it, it's not like I'm fighting a title contender tonight, to say the least. If Avril underestimates me, she'll be in for a LONG night. Bring it!"

Girls soon take to the ring, without much incident. Avril all dressed and ready to rumble in her black/pink sports bra and tight shorts, black/pink gloves, hair up in a high ponytail.
Sarah is wearing a hot-red two piece bikini, with white/red gloves, hair in a bun.

They don’t address each other after that pre-fight exchange, but from the sharp looks dashed at each other on occasion as they wait for the referee to begin the bout, it’s evidence enough that they want this victory bad.
The ref obliges by waving for the bell, so here we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Girls off to an explosive start when you have someone like Avril Lavigne opening like that. The Dollhouse darling barreling straight for Hyland, who’s like wide-eyed deer in headlights and Avril the freight train bearing down on her. But Lavigne still has much to learn in terms of balancing good offense and defense: her first few punches straight to Sarah’s head land painfully, but Hyland quickly adapts, retreating and blocking with her forearms. Avril, stubborn girl that she is, continues with her wild barrage, at times looking like she’s flailing at Hyland’s head like a catfighter slapping wildly, rather than a trained boxer who knows who to exploit her opponent’s defenses. As a result, Hyland picking and choosing her counter-blows: left hand snaps hard into Avril’s face, shocking her for a moment before she shrugs it off and resumes her attacks. Sarah blocks another wild hook and BURIES a right hand into the tummy, leaving Lavigne stunned AGAIN and vulnerable in the middle of the ring. Sarah grinning, slams another left and right into side of face, before she rotates and circles back out of the way. Avril’s face mixture of pain and rage as her clutches at her body whilst readying herself to CHARGE once more. However, the bell saves her from more embarrassment as the referee leads her back to her corner for a well-deserved pep-talk from Carmen Electra.

ROUND 2:
We’ve seen emotions at play before in a boxing match, and let us tell you - it usually doesn’t end well. Electra getting through to her girl in between the match, because out of the gate comes a new and repackaged Avril Lavigne, as though she’s a totally different fighter. Hyland of course hanging back too, eager to preserve her lead from the previous round. The fighters flick jabs at each other’s head for a good minute, but neither finding purchase. This is where Avril slowly and strategically (and surprisingly) begins to herd Sarah into a corner of the ring without her knowing it, her long jabs to the left and right and center just driving her backwards until it’s too late. Trapped on the ropes, Hyland has genuine fear in her eyes as Avril simply picks up the pace to a barrage, shooting lefts and rights into the guard before going after the Modern Family’s toned abs, giving them a thorough workout they deserve. Hyland certainly doesn’t feel the same love, left panting mouth-open at the bell as she uses the ropes behind her for support. Wide round for Ms Lavigne and hopefully she’s learnt that being strategic will win you battles as well as wars.

ROUND 3:
More of the same from Round 2 as Avril keeps it constrained to great effect. Sarah having trained to deal with a wild charging bull now getting picked off from afar by long jabs that keep her irritated, frustrated, and of course yelping in pain each time a punch lands on her face. Hyland scoring some shots as well, of course, in the middle of the round tries to exploit a moment of hesitation from Avril when she backs away instead of keeping the pressure on her. For a moment there’s chaos in the ring as Avril advances too right back, and both girls get up close and personal, stuffing gloves into the face and then burying leather into bellies. Avril slightly bigger though, comes out of the clinch exchange dishing out more damage and punishing the smaller girl with hooks to her sides, and then a mean uppercut up into the chin seems to do it!! Sarah blasted backwards, her eyes already rolling up into sockets from the sudden shock impact of it all, a bit of drool flying into the air as she loses her mouthguard to the wind, then collapses head first into the canvas. The ref waves it off! Wow! It’s f*cking over folks!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Sarah Hyland via KO3!

AFTER:
What a win for the Dollhouse darling! Avril ecstatic, after being frozen for a moment the reality of her victory hits her and she breaks into a big smile, throwing up both her hands and screaming wildly. A win is a win, according to her, no matter the quality of her opponent in this fight.

Sarah getting checked on by medics on her back, eyes still fluttering and barely registering the looming figure of Lavigne, who’s being held back by the medical staff as she berates the poor girl from above.

“SUCK ON THAT, HYLAND!” and “I NEVER F*CKING LIKED YOUR STUPID SHOW!” and of course “HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT ASS-KICKING, B*TCH?!?”

Ms Lavigne, classy as ever, finishes off her celebration with a swift kick delivered to Sarah’s side, the only physical abuse she’s allowed to give before being told off by her own staff, eager to preserve the dignity of the win before their girl does something else that’s considered counter-productive. However, while Lavigne is busy deciding if she should exit the ring now or keep gloating, the crowd suddenly begins to boo loudly.

The confused blonde looks around her in bewilderment trying to figure out what is going on, only to spot none other than Ariana Grande standing at the far end of the walkway leading to the ring, holding a microphone. She’s dressed in a sexy black bra, and a matching black skirt.

“Nice win there, Av.” The brunette singer says into the microphone, acting impressed.
Avril’s look of confusion turns into a scowl as the tired blonde puts her hands on her hips and stares at the big screen above the ring, allowing her to see Grande up close from afar. Lavigne is clearly not pleased.

“Now how about you stop AVOIDING me? How about you accept the rematch I’ve been asking for for MONTHS now?” Ariana says in an irritated but assertive tone.
Lavigne, still standing mid-ring, shakes her head in disbelief at the situation.

Ariana continutes – “Admit it scaredy cat! We both know you landed a lucky punch that night. I completely dominated your out of shape fat ass the entire time! I made you look like the amateur you are! I mean look at you! Already panting hard after only 3 rounds against someone like Hyland. Pa-the-tic. You think you’d be able to keep up with me for more than 3 rounds? You’re not gonna land a lucky punch every time.”

Avril, clearly fuming now, responds by lifting her right hand in front of her, flipping Ariana off, but forgetting she has her gloves on and that her fingers are not visible, which seems to only confuse everyone as to her intention.
Ariana laughs. “What’s that supposed to mean? ‘Bring it on’?.........You want to go RIGHT NOW!?.......OK!!!” She asks and begins strutting towards the ring as the crowd explodes at the unexpected development.

The completely confused blonde now realizes Ariana is heading towards the ring and seems to panic, barking orders at the referee who is already outside the ring. ‘Keep this b*tch away from me! Stop her!’.

Ariana quickens her pace now, throws her microphone to the floor and starts running towards the ring. The referee, following Avril’s orders, rushes towards the tiny singer and meets her head on blocking the diva’s way, trying to stop her from going any further. “MOVE!” Ariana shouts and quickly brushes him off, continuing her momentum and making a dash for the ring ropes, grabbing them quickly and hoisting herself up.

Lavigne looks around her, realizing she’s alone in the ring, and begins to hastily try and remove her gloves. But Ariana effortlessly slips through the ropes, allowing her no time to finish the task. Avril realizes she better do something and so in a desperate effort to hit Ariana before she has her guard up, the fatigued blonde – gloves still on - lunges at the brunette and throws a huge but slow looking haymaker at Grande’s face!

The agile, completely fresh Diva EASILY ducks underneath Avril’s meager attempt and BLASTS Lavigne’s midsection with a hook of her own. ‘UGGGHHFFF’ The blonde’s eyes bulge out of their sockets as Grande’s ungloved fist connects with her lower belly. The poor blonde doubles over groaning in pain gasping for air before she helplessly DROPS TO HER KNEES, grimacing hard!

Ariana straightens herself, hands on her hips, towering over the blonde now, a look of contempt on her face. Grande shakes her head as she stares down hatefully at the gasping older singer hugging her midsection. “On your knees and out of breath after one punch? You must REALLY despise doing crunches.” Ariana mocks the blonde.

Knowing she has no time left as Lavigne’s stable mates are rushing towards the ring, the smaller diva suddenly unleashes a huge, vicious looking slap to Avril’s unprotected face, SMACK!!! The crowd immediately goes ‘OOOOO’ as the the slap echoes in the arena, the force of the blow hits the older singer’s left cheek hard and turns her head sideways AND DROPS HER LIKE A TREE! AVRIL IS DOWN!

The blonde collapses to the mat on her side seeing stars, moaning, one hand still holding her aching tummy and the other now holding her burning cheek. Ariana quickly approaches the downed singer, leaning down to scream at the Blonde’s agony-filled face “I WANT THAT REMATCH! GOT IT?!”

3 Dolls finally break through security and make it into the ring as Paige and Bella Thorne immediately run towards Ariana while Lauren Mayberry rushes to check on their fallen stable mate. Bella reaches Ariana first and swings wildly at the tiny singer, doing her best to knock the diva’s head off, but Ariana once again avoids the lethal punch with some impressive head movement, followed by a quick retreat as she effortlessly slips under the ring ropes before Bella or Paige can catch her.

Grande lands outside the ring as Bella reaches the ropes but gives up the chase, staring daggers at the brunette from her elevated position. Ariana smiles and takes a bow, as if to say “Great performance, wasn’t it?”. She then blows Thorne a kiss before quickly backpaddling away from the ring to the huge boos of the crowd, a satisfied and arrogant smirk on her face. Her message was delivered.

Wow, quite an unexpected start to this PPV tonight! A great win for Avril, unfortunately cut short, turning into quite a humiliating night for the blonde.
Will Hayley Williams be able to exact some revenge for her stable mate later tonight when she faces Grande herself? Will Ariana finally get what she wants after tonight?

We’re gonna have to wait and see! Don’t go anywhere!