Vicky Pattison vs Charlotte Crosby
Geordie Shore (Newcastle) vs Geordie Shore (Sunderland)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The BBU awaits the arrival of another premiere rivalry and we might just have found one up in the North as a couple of Geordie Shore veterans are ready to slug it out for the second time already. If it wasn't for Cheryl Cole's title opportunity, Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby would have sold out any Main Event in Tyne & Wear and there's plenty at stake following their first bout which ended in a draw.

Vicky is the true local girl here at St. James' Park and dismisses Charlotte as "pure Mackem trash" which earns her a standing ovation long before the introductions. Charlotte's been called various names and most of them on the explicit side but she teases the Geordie audience anyway and vows to beat Pattison topless as well as carry her beaten ass all the way back to Sunderland if neccessary. "We're hardly done here! One of these days she'll come to Stadium of Light where I'll have the fanabase worshipping my every single move! But hey, if there's anyone ready to silence the damn Magpies bunch then look no further than the real Queen of the North!"

Vicky Pattison wears a black bikini set and blue gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. Charlotte Crosby wears a red & white vertically striped bikini top, red knickers and matching red gloves. Long dark blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls are expected to waste little time in getting at each other's throat and the opening minute is a furious one with neither thinking much about the defense, it's all guns blazing and Charlotte gets the early upper-hand as she smacks a left cross into the brunette's lips before adding another hook on the ear. Vicky wobbles on her heels but refuses to back off and pays a price quickly as the blonde rips through her guard and rocks the dark waves back & forth as the local girl begins to moan in discomfort. This only fuels Crosby's desire to wreck the Geordie foe and she pounds her into the corner where she goes all upstairs and drops Vicky's gloves so low there's no guard to speak of anymore. This isn't what the St. James' Park audience expected but Charlotte's glued onto Vicky's face and she gives her a right old beating in the opening round before smashing one late hook on the lips after the bell and well, it was uncalled for but least the Mackem faithful cares about it!

Round 2:
Pattison goes for a revenge and brawls herself into contention with stubborn jabbing in the opening minute however Charlotte's barks in anger as she delivers another textbook cross on the lips and settles for another head hunting display which tames the brunette's production down the stretch. Both girls dish out heavy punishment in the center of the ring and Vicky doesn't land on the ropes this time which helps her cause but she struggles to halt the Mackem barrage either and wobbles on her knees when Crosby goes low - too low even - and whacks her on the groin without any warning whatsoever! "You bytch!", Vicky yells out in frustration but she gets silenced when the blonde hooks up with another double series on the temples and NAILS the brunette on the nose for a good measure. Vicky drops to her heels and has to get out of the close range fast... thankfully for the Newcastle fanbase, Crosby misses a put away follow up and almost faceplants alltogether as she tries to chase the retreating brunette down.

Round 3:
Holly Hagan - another notorious member of the Geordie Shore crew - gives a quick interview before the third and openly admits she doesn't care who wins here, OK, so maybe Charlotte should win for all the laughs - but things are now serious in the ring as the Mackem lass gets lectured over that shot to the groin. Vicky's eyes are glued on the target and it's Charlotte who's smiling on the other end - but not for long! A burst of speed allows Pattison to beat the hitherto dominant blonde for a quick uppercut drive before a looping hook finds the left brow ridge and tears a nasty patch under Charlotte's eyes... Ugh! Here comes the Geordie assault as Vicky literally jumps on her opponent and knocks her back with her hugs more than anything else... Crosby just didn't see it coming and went all over shop with scattered hooks, a left hook nails her across the lips and Pattison roars forward jabbing on the boobs and sending Crosby into the ropes. Charlotte does well to thump a left/right combo on the lips but eats another hook on the wounded brow ridge and tails off when the brunette begins to sway her head back & forth with only the clock coming to her rescue!

Round 4:
It's a proper grudge war now as Vicky targets the wounded brow ridge and score quicks punches in succession as Crosby looks a little gassed out after a ferocious opening period. Denise van Outen thinks that Pattison's durability can match anyone in the BBU and the slight dip in the blonde's intensity costs her dearly as her head gets smacked around and she drops on her heels while the brunette whacks her from both sides eventually slicing the high guard apart. Ugh! But Crosby just doesn't want to yield an inch here and leans forward with a scattered hooking attack - that bounces off the forearms and Vicky creams her with an uppercut that could break your jaw!!! Ugh and a double ugh even! Charlotte trembles forward following that punch and ends with her nose sliding into the brunette's cleavage... Vicky reacts quickly and shoves the blonde back and before Charlotte can regain her balance there's a sizzling right hook busting her on the mouth... and the gumshield comes flying out as Crosby yelps in pain and loses her balance alltogether... the knees gives way AND DOWN GOES THE MACKEM LASS which triggers a standing ovation for wor Vicky!!! "Damn! She's smoked!!!", Pattison leaps in the air and my oh my... that one really busted Crosby's lips which are now bleeding badly... the proud Mackem girls gets up at eight but the ref doesn't have the chance to call for the medics as Vicky shoves him back and hammers in a left hook on the mouth before blasting another one on the swollen brow ridge WHICH SENDS CROSBY PACKING!!! She goes down deadmeat in the center of the ring and even Denise van Outen agrees with the outcome since Crosby was the first one who committed a foul earlier tonight. Nobody around St. James Park cares that no command was given and a semi-dazed Charlotte is counted out with eyes closed while on her back and the ref's only other job is to look where the defeated blonde's gumshield ended up! Like who cares? It's KO4 Vicky Pattison!!!

AFTER: This one will be talked about long into the 2017 boxing season and Holly Hagan suddenly wants to join the fun as she makes her way to the ring and hugs the victorious brunette! "You slag! You wanted Charlotte to win!", Vicky is suspicious what's really going on here but Holly reveals her a secret plan of dragging Charlotte into an oil wrestling contest whenever she wakes up from the KO-inflicted coma. "We're gonna nail this slut! Nail her really good! I've got one of two girls soooo ready to drown her in that oil you won't believe it!"

Vicky shoves the Smoggy lass away and plants her foot on the fallen blonde's boobs.. she notices that Charlotte has drifted away into unconsciousness but fends off the medics: "Only when I allow it!", she turns back to Holly who helps to remove her gloves and then Crosby's bikini top gets promptly ripped off for everyone around the stadium to see. Vicky takes the battle trophy home but orders the medics to carry Charlotte to the home team's locker room: "I'm not done with this tramp yet! Holly and me have some plans how to make her pay for all her antics... Gawd, I almost feel sorry for her... But, OK, it's Cheryl who takes top billing tonight... we'll release a private DVD sooner or later... just stay tuned!!!"

Final result: Vicky Pattison def. Charlotte Crosby KO4.