Louise Glover vs Carla Howe
(PageThrees vs BBU Independent)
(0-8 vs 1-0, 1 KO)
JMD Value: 32E (Enhanced) vs 32E (Natural)

BEFORE: While Louise Glover remains one of the most underperforming bantamweights around BBU - and that's a generous statement - apparently there's no stopping the Carla Howe media hype which earns her a valuable undercard experience here in Sheffield tonight. The Playboy bunny made quick work of Billie Faiers back in April and enters the jug muggin' rules in her second official fight - the ever crowd-pleasing genre that she's naturally qualified for. Charlie Webster is actually a little surprised Howe's debut didn't feature the ruthless chest pounding rules but it didn't take long for Carla to fill that void. And the Bramall Lane crowd simply can't wait to see which lass will lose her bikini top first as both girls have promised to pound each other topless in a heated social media dispute in weeks leading up to this fight!

Louise Glover wears a golden bikini set with black trim and red gloves. Long dark blond hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Carla Howe wears a blue bikini set and white gloves. Dyed aubergine hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Louise powers ahead like she's the designated favorite to win this bout and secures an early connection with Carla's rack however the brunette quickly wraps her in an uppercut response as both girls channel the phone booth-like stance and refuse to back off. Charlie Webster reckons Carla would have never given Louise an inch of space to work with but her attacks lack precision and allow the winless blonde to stay in the exchange for most of the round. In fact Louise wobbles the Playboy bunny in the latter stages as she spikes the solar plexus twice in quick succession which makes Howe yelp in pain. Ugh! Glover gets a little vocal after noticing those yelps and cleans out Carla's tummy with a frantic push in the final seconds; the highly-touted Berkshire lass gets pounded back to the ropes and misses the counter strike from the back foot while Glover bounces off her chest and catches the chin on the follow through with the bell effectively saving Howe from more trouble!

Round 2:
Howe is simply furious during the interval and even her twin sister Melissa can't calm her down! Charlie Webster reckons the Howe twins must have bet some money on a whirlwind KO1 success tonight but Carla couldn't even win the round outright let alone send the winless PageThrees girl packing! On the other hand Sam Fox is buzzing in delight as she urges Glover to keep hammering along and that's exactly what she does early in the second. Carla doesn't hang back whatsoever so the Bramall Lane is handed another phone booth dust-up but Louise defies all the odds by executing the uppercut drill to stun Howe's chest so much the proud brunette keeps yelping her heart out in trouble as she gets lasered on the chest repeatedly and has to yield real estate come the second minute. Guess this JMD thing isn't that straight-forward even when facing a punchbag opponent, huh? Louise pours more leather from point-blank range as she covers Carla's footwork and stalks the solar plexus looking to render the brunette breathless if not topless. Carla sinks on the ropes in the final seconds and her response bounces off the blonde's forearms so often even twin sis Melissa yells out in frustration at the bell!

Round 3:
Glover is all over Howe's rack early in the third again and the Playboy model has to clinch her rival in order to restore some pride... she beats the blonde for a cross hooking approach immediately after the command though and the punch catches Louise on the windpipe and knocks her back.. this wasn't a pure JMD shot by any means but Howe simply doesn't care and rallies back into contention smacking juicy half-uppercuts and slicing the blonde's guard repeatedly thereafter... Glover needs time to recover her breath but is given none and stumbles back to her corner where Sam Fox has lost her temper already... Carla yells out at both of her foes and delivers the nasty punch from the left that bounces off Louise's cheek as her head slumps to that side... ugh! There she goes... Glover drops her mitts too low and gets punished on the fly with Howe cranking it up all of the sudden and keeping her foe pinned in the corner... Louise shows no signs of coming back and duly accepts the punishing ordeal before the clock expires and halts the brunette's barrage. Carla yells out at Sam Fox again and the ref has to drag her back to Melissa in the opposite corner before things really get out of hand here...

Round 4:
Sam Fox's tactics remains the same, just go out there and smack that bytch up, the problem is that Louise is no Lucy Pinder and Carla beats the PageThree lass for that all important initial approach which allows her to camp inside the blonde's cleavage seconds into the fourth. Glover gets stuffed on her heels and struggles to stretch her elbows while Howe just thumps her rack from point-blank range and pounds back to the ropes down the stretch. Louise yelps and groans herself into a brief clinching safety but the ref allows the wrestling and shoving to continue since Carla eventually breaks free and lands the uppercut combo that bounces off the blonde's chest straight into the slumped chin! Ugh! Louise's woeful punching resistance comes to the fore again and leaves her trapped butt-in-ropes as the Playboy model delivers the beating in the corner to pull even at the cards but more importantly finally add some proper physical damage. Louise hugs her chest at the bell and she's visibly affected by that Howe rally who vows "to blow her to pieces within the next five minutes".

Round 5:
Howe traps the aching Glover in close range and bullies her on her heels with another uppercut attack before driving a stinger on the windpipe that looked anything but accidental. Louise almost loses her footing on the spot but actually wobbles forward and bumps her chin against the brunette's shoulder... what follows is a series of uppercuts that wreck havoc in the blonde's cleavage and Carla makes sure her opponent doesn't slip out of her grasp by wrapping her left arm around Glover's waist and just driving home for success. Louise slumps amid painful cries and soon gets her boobs shoved into her mouth as Howe powers ahead and pounds every little ounce of resistance from her unfortunate prey... Louise is rendered into jelly bean status and the knees simply give way AS SHE CRASHES DOWN AT HOWE'S FEET and yelps out her loudest of the night yet... Ugh! That was a brutal 20-odd second power assault from the Playboy bunny and no wonder that Louise can't embrace the count as she remains horizontal on the boards until the ref calls it off! KO5 Carla Howe!!!

AFTER: Carla waves her hands in the air and plants her foot on the fallen blonde's chest to indicate her superiority but now both Melissa Howe and Sam Fox enter the ring to engage in a massive verbal dispute that briefly delays the post-fight protocol. Nobody can remove Carla's gloves so she can rip Louise's bikini top off and Sam Fox is actually ready to gang tackle the Howe clan all on her own - or rather with a help of some tough looking male companions... the PageThrees bouncers are always there to protect their finest products but Carla is desperate for attention so she swings at Sam Fox and lays her out with one punch! Ugh! Pure madness follows as Fox half-spins in the air and lands face-first into Glover's cleavage... oh, dear... that warrants a fine from the BBU as Charlie Webster isn't best pleased to witness such a cheap trick from the Playboy bunny... the PageThrees bodyguards eventually shield Sam Fox from a Melissa Howe follow up but Carla still wants to drag the dazed Louise off the ring and dump her into the stands... the JMD rules are anything but respectful to the vanquished girl but the cheap shot at PageThrees' owner/coach forced the BBU's hand so Carla gets swiftly tackled from behind by the ref and made to leave Glover down on the canvas with her bikini top still on. What follows is another verbal dispute that gets finally sorted out when the Howe twins realize they've been outnumbered and retreat back to the locker room. "We'll be back!", they shout at the bleeding coach Fox - whose nose got busted up when she waltzed into that cheap shot - and Charlie Webster has little doubts Carla Howe will be making more JMD noise soon - some girls are simply destined to thrive in the spotlight regardless of how trashy they actually are!

Final result: Carla Howe def. Louise Glover KO5.