Holly Hagan vs Jessica Jane Clement
(Geordie Shore vs PageThrees)
(2-1, 2 KO vs 7-7, 7 KO)
JMD Value: 36G (Enhanced) vs 32G (Enhanced)

BEFORE: There's a lot at stake here in the Main Event with local heroine Jessica Jane Clement set to confirm her #1 PageThree flyweight status against one of the most notorious newcomers, Geordie Shore's very own Holly Hagan. This fight was rumoured to take place for months but it took extra financial support for Holly to agree to travel to Sheffield and face Clement in her own backyard. It's easy to dismiss some of these Geordies fighting outside of their Tyne & Wear comfort zone but as Charlie Webster wisely points out, Holly isn't a Geordie but "only a damn Smoggie tramp" and secondly Jessica's BBU career dates way back when nobody has ever heard about Hagan in first place.

The PageThrees have rarely enjoyed the media support but since Webster calls Sheffield her home, Jessica Jane and her coach Sam Fox earn a free pass from the booth tonight. The same can't be said about Hagan who's set to duke it out with arch-nemesis Chloe Ferry in the upcoming weeks but has to settle an old score with Clement whom she verbally stalked for weeks already. It's time for her to walk the walk tonight - in JMD rules no less! That's just about as big as it gets and Clement also knows all about it!

Holly Hagan wears a pink bikini set with silver trim and silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a high ponytail. Jessica Jane Clement wears a crismon bikini set with black trim and white gloves. Dyed raven-black hair tied in a curly ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both girls waste little time in stalking each other in close range where Holly becomes a little more successful in the early stages. She lifts Jessica's boobs with a spirited uppercut drive and digs her elbow in the solar plexus before crashing a right hook on the older girl's jaw to reel her backwards. This meets little sympathy from the audience but Holly keeps piling the pressure on the more experienced opponent and Clement reverts into some defensive circles to adjust her tactics as the opening tangle favored the Smoggy brunette and gave her a visible confidence boost. Hagan swings plenty of promising hooks as she keeps the older brunette honest but lacks another punishing touch and verbally accuses Clement of ducking away from the fight, if Jessica's eyes could kill, she'd wrap the Smoggy lass six feet under already but she just about maintains her composure and prefers to see out the round in mid-distance instead.

Round 2:
Hagan enforces another close range tangle early on, neither of the two girls is a speed demon across the boards but the home court advantage makes Clement brave enough to respond in a similar manner and the Bramall Lane is handed a classic bumper car action. This time Clement lands her shots clean and works on Hagan's rack from each side before slicing her guard with point-blank range assault. Holly remains committed to her uppercuts and refuses to back off even when her boobs suffer a solid pounding - Charlie Webster must admit she's impressed by the guest brunette's resistance here - but Jessica finally tackles her to the ropes in the final minute and seeks to land a piercing combo on the solar plexus. She fails to do that and Hagan whacks her across the jaw in a desperate effort to break free, the crowd clearly doesn't like that but Clement actually headbutts her in response and buries another hook to the side of Holly's boobs to close out the round!

Round 3:
Things are getting a little ugly now as that late head-butt in the second seems to have opened the door for more questionable tactics. Holly leaves nothing to chance as she drills through the older brunette's guard before delivering a suspiciously low hook around the groin, Clement barks in anger as she gets outworked in close range and struggles to match Hagan's intensity so she wraps herself around the Smoggy lass to froce a clnch but Holly rips vicious hooks on the ribcage to separate herself from the stalling ordeal. Ref steps in drag Clement away and Hagan nails her with a quick hook on the nose before the command which earns her immediate lecture not to mention the crowd's instant scolding. However she remains unmoved and grins at the upset opponent before another close range tangle lifts Clement's boobs and sends her backing into the ropes. Hagan runs out of time to add more damage but yells out in delight at the bell and Charlie believes the Sheffield entourage is due a very long night as the Smoggy babe is not going anywhere here!

Round 4:
Hagan's all over Clement's rack again and freezes the local heroine in the center of the ring with a massive uppercut drive that lifts the jugs against Jessica's slumped chin. Holly gets a little vocal in the pursuit of breaking through her foe's resilience and the sheer intensity of her punches eventually enables her to drive the subdued PageThree lass back on her heels. A wild overhand swing catches the Smoggy lass on the chin but she pierces the solar plexus with a quick response and tackles the exposed ribcage thereafter to drop Jessica onto the ropes. A nasty hooking series then keeps the Sheffield babe pinned in the corner and Holly gets so carried away she actually head-butts the older brunette as she leans on her with more aggressive strikes. The one-sided beating is halted by the bell but that's more problems for the local supporters and Clement looks quite spend here already.

Round 5:
Holly wants more of that PageThree jug and lifts Jessica's assets against her chin quickly in the fifth; the local babe truly struggles to match her rival's intensity and gets wrapped in a hailstorm of uppercuts that render her guard useless. Ugh! Jessica aches her heart out but just can't stop the beating and succumbs to the sheer amount of leather aimed at her cleavage. CLEMENT TAKES A KNEE at the one minute mark and aches so loudly that even Charlie Webster doubts whether she can recover from this! Hagan yells at her and urges her to get up so she can finish her off, these Geordie Shore starlets have really upset some odds in the BBU thus far and apparently Hagan is another one who's set to demolish the familiar order of merit... the ref gives Jessica a lenghty eight count, that was more like thirteen and a half under standard clock rules but Holly's so pumped she doesn't even realize the extra seconds ticking off... she wants to destroy the PageThrees brunette and leaps after her immediately after the command to wrench more nasty hooks into that 32G cleavage that leaves Clement screaming out as her crimson bikini top is on the verge of getting dispatched by those Smmogy punches. Jessica runs away from the younger opponent and escapes at the last moment as Holly slips forward and has to abandon her pursuit but she's got a commanding lead at half-distance and gives both Clement and her coach Sam Fox a proper bytch stare before turning back to her corner.

Round 6:
Jessica-Jane tries to recover her breath during the interval but she's got Holly glued to her rack and the younger brunette lifts those Sheffield jugs against the slumped chin one more time to silence the Bramall Lane audience on the spot. Even the most faithful fans realize that Clement is hurt here and needs a miracle to turn things around but Hagan yells at her aching opponent: "I'm gonna rip your tits off, cow!" and simply keeps pounding away in fury... Jessica wraps herself around her foe's waist but doesn't force the clinch since Hagan digs her elbow into her tummy and wrestles her back against the turnbuckle where she just hammers away and threatens to punch Jessica topless... Clement's arms slide by her side as she yelps in pain and has nothing left in the rank... she leans over the turnbuckle with eyes closed and gives Hagan all the space available to destroy her rack which the Smoggy lass duly takes advantage off... at least for the next fifteen seconds since that's all Clement has to give... she succumbs to the brutal jug muggin' AND SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE with eyes closed to rise no more... Vicious KO6 Holly Hagan!!!

AFTER: This is a complete disaster for the local fanbase and Holly quickly makes sure it even gets worse for the fallen glamour model... after having her gloves removed she grabs the semi-dazed Jessica by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring where she mounts her tummy and buries her claws into those 32G jugs... she easily rips the bikini top off and shoves it straight down Jessica's throat - who begins to desperately kick out but just doesn't have the strenght to unseat the victorious Smoggy lass anymore. "You're history, Clement and I'm gonna frickin' choke you until you admit my jugs are frickin' sueprior! Say it, bytch! Who stopped your jugs? WHO???" Jessica battles the tears of defeat but it's tough for anyone to say a word when getting choked by her own bikini top! Holly laughs out when the mumbling Jessica finally breaks down into a tearful mess and digs her claws deeper into the exposed chest. "F### it! You're outta here!", she simply doesn't have the patience to see through Clement's humiliation and applies the classic breast smother which quickly renders the fallen raven-haired babe unconscious!

PageThrees coach Sam Fox earned herself a bloody nose when protecting Louise Glover on the undercard and she makes no effort to actually spare Jessica the humiliation in front of her home crowd which meets immediate criticism from Charlie Webster in the booth. However that's the last thing Holly Hagan has on her mind as she finally removes the bikini top from Jessica's mouth and waves it to the jeering audience while bouncing on the vanquished girl's tummy for few seconds until she dismounts her and walks around the ring to dwell on the hostile reaction: "You're all crazy! I beat the frickin' crap out of that stupid ho and nothing will change that! She's useless in JMD and well, after I pound Chloe Ferry's brains out, I'm going to annihilate every single set of jugs around the country! I'm the new force and I don't care if Marnie Simpson or Roxanne Pallett think otherwise! They're all gonna worship my jugs or have theirs ripped off!!!"

Final result: Holly Hagan def. Jessica-Jane Clement KO6.