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6 July 2017 Lucy Fallon vs Lorna Fitzgerald

Page history last edited by Vassago 5 years, 7 months ago

 

BBU "EXERCISE IN STRAWWEIGHT"

 

Posted by Vassago on July 6, 2017, 9:44 pm

 

 

Lucy Fallon ("Coronation Street") vs Lorna Fitzgerald ("EastEnders")
(BBU Free Agent vs Fight Club UK)
(1-0, 1 KO vs 1-2, 1 KO)
Venue: Cardiff Arena, Wales

BEFORE: Maisie Williams might enjoy the most publicity among the petite-borderline strawweights in the BBU however both Lucy Fallon and Lorna Fitzgerald would like to change that media hype tune. In fact, Lorna has had a shot at the Game Of Thrones starlet last fall and came up short but Coronation Street's Lucy Fallon caused shockwaves on her league debut when she destroyed the one and only Samia Ghadie back in April. Now she eyes a similar rough treatment of EastEnders' Fitzgerald whom she compares to "old as the woods" Fiona Wade and Tina O'Brien.

BBU TV's Anna Woolhouse headlines the TV coverage and claims we could be witnessing a start of a life-long bitter rivalry between two petite blondes who are still in their early 20s. While Maisie Williams enjoys the big money support from Girls Friday, the verdict is still out whether she can actually reign supreme among the petite hopefuls. The future belongs to these women for granted but Stephanie Davis might well be the most talented of them all.

Lucy Fallon wears a red bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair straight, tucked behind the ears. Lorna Fitzgerald wears a silver bikini set and yellow gloves. Long blonde hair straight, tucked behind the ears. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the officially-sanctioned flyweight division allthough both girls are weighed-in below the worldwide strawweight limit of 105 lbs.

Round 1:
Both girls waste little time in aggressive jabbing but while Lucy's punching power was downright impressive for a petite operator versus Samia Ghadie, apparently Lorna doesn't consider it a valid asset and soaks up plenty of that during a hectic opening minute exchange. Subsequently the younger of the two blondes earns herself a couple of nasty bruises and Anna Woolhouse wonders whether FCUK head trainer Katie Price is up to her questionable tricks again. Not every girl can bulldoze her opponents flat out and Lorna learns it the hard way in the opening round as Fallon keeps picking her off in close range for remainder of the round and runs away as the better - or perhaps more enforcing - of the two with relative ease.

Round 2:
Lorna doesn't believe she actually lost that opening round - someone hand the poor girl a mirror so she can see the two nasty lumps under each eye - but Katie Price does little to change the suicidal tactics. Lorna just walks into Lucy's striking range and gets knocked back to her heels quickly before landing a lucky punch on the mouth to finally reel the Corrie blonde back. A brief moment of respite enables both girls to circle around and exchange proverbial death stares before Fitzgerald jumps into the jabbing frenzy first and beats the hard-punching Fallon for the initial tangle which cuts the older blonde up underneath the left eye. "You lousy tramp!", Lucy feels she's been wounded and applies the aerial attack that snaps Lorna's head back however she fails to brawl herself out of trouble because the EastEnders foe just keeps laying into her regardless of her mediocre defense and both girls clash heads before locking themselves into a lenghty clinch that brings the uptempo action to a premature end.

Round 3:
Katie Price's questionable tactics aside, Anna Woolhouse is clearly impressed by the level of desire and commitement shown by the two youngsters. And they go at each other again in the third with Lorna looking to open further cuts on Lucy's face but eating plenty of juice herself. There's no love lost between these two as they groan and ache through the tough boxing ordeal until Lorna cries out louder when she gets slammed with a belting hook on the liver area. Since the head hunting assault dominated the action thus far, the swift change from the Corrie babe leaves several fans and coach Price stunned. Lorna wobbles onto her heels and drops her gloves low enough for Fallon to whoop her with a scything cross hook on the lips and dump her onto the ropes. Unfortunately Lucy runs out of time to make further progress and really punish her aching opponent.

Round 4:
This remains a high-intensity battle but Lucy begins to carve her punches into Lorna's face a little better now and outworks the younger blonde in close range before blasting her against the ribcage to bend her forward into a heavy uppercut that shatters Fitzgerald's jaw on the spot. Ugh! She's gonna feel that in the morning! Lorna cries out again and gasps for air but before she can apply the desired clinch, Lucy harpoons her on the solar plexus AND SENDS CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES!!! Katie Price yells out in frustration but there's nothing she can do anymore other than perhaps hiring a brand new trainer and focusing on the press office duties from now on? Lorna remains folded on her knees and bends her head down against the canvas before making a painful effort to salvage her pride. She wobbles herself upright at eight and tries sooo hard not to burst into tears... Lucy notices the fact her rival is on the verge of breaking down and teases her: "U gonna cry now, s###? Go ahead! I dare you!" Fitzgerald finds the fighting spark and nods back to the referee but Fallon is all over her within a blink of an eye and proceeds to power through the crumbling guard. She rocks Fitzgerald's head back & forth until the younger actress doesn't even see who or what hits her in the face as the blonde hair flies all around the place... only the yelps are getting louder but the bell actually saves Fitzgerald from complete disaster even if Anna Woolhouse thinks there's no way back for the Northampton lass anymore.

Round 5:
Lorna is almost out on her feet as soon as Lucy begins to stalk her with more head hunting jabs and the guard just isn't there either... Fallon turns the younger blonde into a training sack and lays into her face & body so much that Lorna breaks down into tears and wobbles one last time for the Corrie babe to blast her clean on the jaw... Ugh! And Lorna's lights are out before she hits the boards! She reverts into a pile of smoking mess at Lucy's feet who leaps in the air and shakes her gloves at a grim looking coach Price in the FCUK corner. KO5 Lucy Fallon in truly impressive fashion!

AFTER: The smoke hasn't settled down yet after Lorna Fitzgerald's vicious demise while questions are immediately asked whether Lucy challenges Maisie Williams next and of course she does. However with the Girls Friday brunette's schedule apparently full for the upcoming couple of months, the Corrie blonde agrees to browse her options before the ultimate stawweight showdown: "I don't care... really, I can lay 'em all the heck out! Maisie can wait... trust me, I'm gonna break her jaw yet!" (laughs).

Meanwhile it's almost business as usual for Katie Price as she tries to explain another loss that further dents her reputation of a lousy boxing trainer. Quite frankly, she leaves the arena after the second question already and well, she doesn't even bother to check whether the knocked out Lorna is actually OK. The FCUK bodyguards carry the mumbling blonde off to the locker room which is a familiar sight for a team that boasts minimal contender talent behind Lily Allen on it's roster.

Final result: Lucy Fallon def. Lorna Fitzgerald KO5.

 

 

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