The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Neve Campbell, Kat Dennings, Serinda Swan, Anna Torv, Jewel, Pink, Grace Park, Kesha, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Britney Spears, Ariel Winter, Charlotte McKinney, Antje Utgaard, Mariska Hargitay, Kesha, Leelee Sobieski, Emma Roberts, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our friends at Medallion Boxing. If you want to get a great fighter into town for your card, a good number to call is 1-800-Medallion, because there ain't many more talented stables in the FCBA, and we thank them for allowin' Ms. Cuoco to compete here tonight. And, speakin' of stables that are among the most talented in the FCBA, Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. They always provide us with great fighters and great fights, and next month, we'll see more of that. Also, we want to thank the indie girls from CBS, who were a big part of the event. We thank them for helping make this possible. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "This is the first card since the reorg, the stable's first action since the reorg, and it featured two of the younger fighters you kept over some veterans who were far more established, Winter and Utgaard. They both made you look pretty good tonight..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat (smiling): "OK, first, the humor is MY job..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Seriously, though, they didn't make ME look good, THEY looked good. Very good. Ariel's a girl, she has the package we like at Front Street. She's got drive. She's got talent. She's got attitude. She's physical. And, she's sharp as a tack. She's got championship potential, and we're going to give her every opportunity to realize that. As for Antje, she may be the most physically talented woman in the FCBA. It doesn't take some kind of genius to know she's a girl you want in your stable. You saw a little of what she can do tonight. But, just a little. There's a lot more. Stay tuned. You'll see that, too. Cable Boy II! Talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "When rumors began flying about cutting down the roster, Dennings's name was mentioned as someone who might go..."

Man In The Hat: "Not by me. Not by anyone here. Because, just like Ariel, Kat has the package we like. Talent. Drive. Attitude. Physicality. Sharp as a tack. She's on the cusp of being a bantamweight contender. We're going to get her the opportunities to take that step, to be the next girl in line, behind Britney, Neve, Grace, and Allison, the next Front Street bantam to grab those straps. BLONDE! Magazine! Let's hear it!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "People were more than a little surprised that you released Decker...and, we, at BLONDE! still haven't forgiven you for it, as there were several non-blondes who could have gone. But, a lot of those same people were surprised that you kept Anna. THAT, we were in favor of..."

Man In The Hat (deadpan): "Well, I'm glad it met with your approval. We kept Anna because, frankly, she's been the best fighter we've had since she got here. She's won more big fights that anybody in the history of the stable. She was thisclose to taking the title from Strahovski. She's as good as any light in the world. There's still plenty in the tank. She wants the titles. She can win them. And, we're gonna do our best to get her that opportunity. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Before the Ice Hotel, Swan's name might have been bandied about during the reorg..."

Man In The Hat: "Oh, I'm not sure about that. Because, you know, Swanny's in the same category as Anna, a girl who's won a lot of big fights at Front Street. She's right in her prime. She's claimed one title. She can win more. That was a very physically talented girl she fought tonight, but there are almost no lights in the FCBA who can match Serinda's physicals. Almost none. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "I suspect there are going to be a lot of questions about McKinney and why she's here and what that means for your future at welter and JMDD in coming days, but, right now, talk about her performance tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "The Front Street package. That's what you saw in there. A perfect example of the Front Street package. She has talent. She's beaten Atwell, Goodwin, Upton, and now Cuoco. She has drive. She kept competing at the top level even after losing management. She has attitude in spades. She is as physical as all get out. And, she is very, very smart. She is EXACTLY the kind of girl we want. Our only mistake was not getting her to Philadelphia before now. But. She's here now. With all the resources of Front Street Boxing at her disposal. Think about what she's already accomplished WITHOUT those resources, and then imagine what she can do now that she has them. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"