Inaugural BBU JMD Title Tournament - The Final
Rosie Jones vs Emma Glover
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs This Is Glamour)
(12-3, 12 KO vs 15-7-1, 15 KO)
JMD Value: 30F (Natural) vs 30H (Natural)
Results: Lookout; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's perhaps destiny that two of the most popular Page Three girls ever meet in the inaugural BBU JMD title tournament final. Rosie Jones and Emma Glover have battled it out no less than three times back in 2012 and now revisit the bitter rivalry with a diamond encrusted bra officially on the line. Rosie still believes she's the best glamour model turned boxer in the entire British Empire but Emma's notorious presence casts a perennial shadow over that claim even though the Lookout brunette won two of the three fights between them to date. This is the one that counts though and BBU TV's Denise van Outen has little doubts that whatever happened five years ago doesn't really matter anymore tonight.

Rosie Jones wears a red bikini set and white gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. Emma Glover wears a golden bikini set and black gloves. Long black hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both women give each other no quarter in the early stages and they're really determined to wreck some jug here, Rosie gallops into an immediate uppercut drill and lifts Emma's boobs in a crowd-pleasing fashion but the fellow brunette crashes into her mounds from the side and tries to make 'me pop out into the public eye. Rosie's uppercut tactics is more successful down the stretch as Emma slumps forward with a loud shriek when the Lookout girl simply keeps pounding along and doesn't even blink underneath Glover's assault. This is perhaps one-dimensional from Jones but very effective and comes as no surprise because JMD isn't exactly rocket science. Emma smacks a left hook on the temple trying to shake off the heat but sinks on her knees when Rosie switches low and digs a left hook on the solar plexus. Glover drops back to the ropes but even TIG manager Melinda Messenger can do very little here as Jones keeps the steady connection with the fellow brunette's rack and dominates the opening round pillar-to-post.

Round 2:
Emma leaps forward trying to beat Rosie for the initial punch and manages to land a quick slant on right tit before the Lookout girls slams her with a powerful drive on the breadbasket. Still, Emma refuses to back off and leans on her foe which prevents Jones from sticking more uppercuts on the spot. Meanwhile the TIG brunette crashes a left/right cross on her own and tags Rosie's windpipe after bouncing off her jugs; both girls wrestle for supremacy briefly as they are so close to each other it's almost like a thai boxing clinch for a while. A quick strike on the liver area brings Glover some joy come the final minute and she pounds away at the other brunette's guts thereafter. She reels Jones back to the neutral corner and delivers an uppercut drive of her own to even the scorecards after two rounds.

Round 3:
Lookout's Nicole Richie doesn't exactly look very happy here and gives Rosie a loud pep talk during the break. The dark-haired fighter seems a little bemused and Denise van Outen believes it's too early to hit the panic button. Indeed, the opening minute of the third rounds chases away all the demons that have crept into Richie's mind as Rosie blasts the fellow brunette across the jugs and digs her gloves into the solar plexus again to immediately stuff Emma on her heels. It's perhaps clear to some long-time BBU followers that Rosie is one of the most mobile glamour models around and she literally flies over the sand and punishes Glover from point-blank range until she backs her into the ropes and simply lays into her guts thereafter. Emma tries to swing some response from the back foot but fails to match Rosie's intensity and disappears behind a high earmuff come the final half minute. Rosie barks in her efforts to add more damage on her subdued opponent and has to be dragged away by the ref at the bell. It looks like we finally have some bad temper between the two vixens as Emma shouts explicit content at the Lookout corner and almost pushes Melinda Messenger aside during the interval.

Round 4:
Emma got easily outscored in the previous round but seeks immediate revenge and both women kick plenty of the French Riviera sand as they tackle each other to the body in the center of the ring. This time Glover finds the connection first and slips underneath Jones' elbow to pierce her liver area before adding a left cross on the jaw! Ugh! That's not exactly classic JMD but the TIG entourage and their followers don't care anymore. Emma camps inside Rosie's rack down the stretch taking full advantage of the Lookout girl's brief vulnerable moment as a result of that punch on the jaw. Rosie deliver some proper heat from the back foot but lacks the supreme power and gets outworked in close range by the TIG brunette and almost twists her ankle when she gets stuck in a hole in the sand. She refuses to back off from the phone booth bumper car boxing but pays a hefty price for it as Emma really unloads the juice from both sides and ends up lifting her jugs repeatedly come the bell. Jones aches out in pain when the action finally stops and Denise van Outen reckons she felt every single of those Glover punches here.

Round 5:
Glover rides the momentum and dominates the initial tangle during the opening minute. Perhaps now is the time for Nicole Richie to lose her composure but the ringside emotions are dominated by Melinda Messenger who urges her girl to knock Rosie's lights out on the spot! While Emma splits her foe's chest guard one by one, Jones simply doesn't yield an inch and mounts a brave recovery but that requires her to smack a quick left/right combo on the temples which finally halts Emma's terrific run. Ugh! Rosie still has some breathing issues though and gets pummelled back to the ropes when the fellow brunette leaps at her on the follow up. Both models bump jugs but the velocity of the clash actually wobbles Jones backwards and Emma tackles her chest with more jabbing juice in the final minute. Regardless of the suprerior mobility, Rosie is stuck in the corner and gets picked off repeatedly which Glover simply thrives on and shouts more abuse at Nicole Richie at the bell. Jones looks down at her cleavage instead and Denise van Outen doesn't like her body language at all. It seems like the TIG corner is ready to celebrate a memorable victory already and Emma makes the familiar throat cut gesture to the camera while yelling out: "She's going down here! Bow down to the new queen!"

Round 6:
Emma owns a scorecard advantage but more importantly has the momentum on her side and she literally runs at the fellow brunette looking to put her away any second now... she misses the initial approach and wobbles forward when her left/right combo cuts thin air instead of Rosie's flesh... and there is Jones cranking it up... she lands a monster hook on the solar plexus and makes the other brunette squeal in pain on the spot... another hook finds the liver and FOLDS GLOVER LIKE A CHEAP TENT... so much for the momentum advantage as Emma crashes face down on the sand! Disaster for the TIG entourage and Melinda Messenger has frozen still... Emma does get up at nine but looks in all sorts of bother here and tries oh-so hard to hide the fact the liver shot really dumped her into a world of pain. Surprisingly the referee lets the fight to continue but the additional grudge value is always present during these JMD bouts. However it's easy pickings for Jones now as she tackles the aching girl to the body and easily finds the wounded spot to cripple Glover into spasms... Emma screams out in pain when Rosie reels her onto the ropes and connects with more uppercuts to split the guard wide open... there's no stopping the Lookout brunette anymore and Emma slumps against the ropes with eyes closed which finally forces the referee into action... he hauls Jones off her prey and it's TKO6 for the inaugural BBU JMD Champion, Miss Rosie Jones!!!

AFTER: Emma simply slides down on her backside and her head immediately slumps between her shoulders. But Rosie is so keen to humiliate her bitter rival she wastes no time after getting her gloves removed by Nicole Richie and scampers across the sand to grab a handful of Emma's hair and drag her to the center of the ring. She drops Emma's numb body on her back and mounts her before slapping her across the face: "C'mon, open your eyes, bytch! Tell me who stopped your jugs?". Glover is still recovering from the painful ordeal but when Rosie squeezes her thighs against her midriff she yells out in pain and admits the brutal truth: "Oh gawd, you're killing me... Yeah, YOU stopped my jugs!"

You could buy the diamond encrusted bra with Rosie's smile alone and she digs her claws into Emma's jugs and rips off the bikini top to wave it over her head. She then begins to maul Glover's exposed jugs and the embattled girl's heels kick plenty of sand but Emma simply can't halt the procedure since Rosie's knees pin her arms to the surface and prevent any movement. Rosie's eyes get bigger and bigger when she applies the pain and leaves visible marks on the otherwise impressive rack of her opponent.

"I'm really tired of you, slut! I hope this one settles it once and for all that I'm the better woman! Gawd, I'd love to rip your tits off!", Rosie reverts back to open hand face slapping before placing her 30F rack straight on top of Emma's face. The classic breast smother is quick and effective and you could tell the Lookout brunette has plenty of experience in delivering this performance. Poor Emma doesn't stand a chance and drifts into sleeping mode after less than a minute.

After a job well done, there is a deserved reward and Rosie replaces her fighting attire with the diamond encrusted bra straight from Victoria's Secret portfolio. She poses for the camera and blows several kisses while pointing at her victorious rack: "It's gonna take something special to stop these bunnies! You can all try but I'm gonna wreck you one by one anyway! Just bring it on!"

Final result: Rosie Jones def. Emma Glover TKO6.