The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Ariel Winter, Kristen Stewart, Britney Spears, Hunter King, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Anna Torv, Antje Utgaard, Allison Mack, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Kat Graham.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Bazz, our regular guests here at Asylum. Another great fight tonight, courtesy of that stable. Every month. A great fight. And, of course, I want to thank the indies who competed here tonight. As always, the indies are the backbone of Asylum and we always enjoy giving talented girls without management a chance to get into the spotlight. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "The flyweight division continues to be pretty interesting around here. Kristen came up pretty big tonight and Ariel had a rocky time of it..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Kristen has been at the top of our flyweight division for some time and you saw why tonight. Brenda's beaten many of the best flys in the world. She's hard to deal with. Kris found a way, as she always does. Ariel. No, I'm not pleased with what I saw tonight. It wasn't a great performance. It wasn't a GOOD performance. Like K-Stew, she found a way, and that's important. But. There's stuff to work on and plenty of it. That bein' said, this is a young kid here. We expect ups and downs. And, we're not gonna stress over 'em. Cable Boy II. Let's hear it!"

Showtime Reporter: "Anna was coming off a tough loss. She looked good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Anna's got a goal. And, that's the lightweight gold. What you saw tonight is a girl who has the ability to win that gold. And, we're gonna give her the opportunities she needs to get another whack at it. The rest is up to her. Tess, dear. Go ahead..."

Tess: "Let's talk about your bantams. Allison and Hunter both got wins tonight, but King had a rougher go..."

Man In The Hat: "Like Ariel, Hunter's a young kid without a ton of experience. She's got a load of talent. All she needs is work. And, she'll get that. I liked how she adjusted and dealt with adversity. She got a result. There was good stuff there. Allison? She's a future Hall of Famer. That's all you need to know about Allison Mack. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "You had a welter on the card tonight, but, if anybody blinked, they missed her..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Listen. Comedy is MY job around here. But. Antje, now. It's the physicals. She's got more than any woman in the FCBA. Period. One punch and your night can be over. And, it doesn't even have to be clean. That's how dangerous she is. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"