Before: It’s a classic blonde versus brunette rivalry on tap today in a battle between two Emily’s today - Emily VanCamp and Emily Ratajkowski. 

VanCamp is a Canadian Emily who appears primarily on television and modeling roles, with roles in shows such as ‘Everwood’, ‘Brothers And Sisters’, ‘Revenge’ and most recently, becoming a big part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe through the Captain America series of films. Ratajkowski is an English Emily, born in London to American parents, known primarily for her modeling and music videos, but has since branched out into movie and television roles as her popularity has risen. 

Both of them have certainly found measures of success in the FCBA as well, with Ratajkowski really rebounding under her current management and VanCamp thriving under her current management, recently succeeding in regaining the Bantamweight Championship from rival Troian Bellisario. However, although they may have the same name, there are really no further similarities between them as there is equally no mutual respect, and while having the same name may be an icebreaker at some Hollywood parties, in the ring, they just want to break each other in half. 

Neither of them really respect each other’s success as Ratajkowski appears to consider her opponent today just “another jealous blonde television starring tramp” and VanCamp repeatedly being dismissive of her foe as a model who got lucky by appearing in some “slutty music video”. Both of them have been very vocal about this in various forms and fashions, leading up to this match between them. 

VanCamp arrives in a baby blue sports bra and shorts - with matching gloves and blonde hair in a battle bun; Ratajkowski shows up in a tight black sports bra and shorts - with matching gloves and hair in a fighting ponytail. The two of them immediately head to the middle of the ring, chesting up and glaring at one another as the ref pushes them apart. Although the two of them can’t seem to stand each other, they do touch gloves and nod respectfully to the ref as he requests for a clean fight. Whether he’ll get one is anybody’s guess, but at least it’s off to a promising start as the bell rings and both fighters prepare for the fight…

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Round 1: Ratajkowski lays down the law of speed, shocking VanCamp at several points. First minute you have both girls trading rights and lefts, Ratajkowski cashes in a flush hook on the chops, scattering the blonde on her heels - VanCamp hits the ropes wide-eyed. Ratajkowski GOES JUG! Ratajkowski digging into rack with determined chugging action, which doesn’t stop until boozy clinch from VanCamp prompts the ref. Second minute — Ratajkowski jumping in sharp, chopping right hands, finds the chin again, unhinges redhead’s knees and has her stooped forward, ear muffed up, JUG ROMP! Ratajkowski grinning as she steps back and walks a crippled VanCamp into glorious, thudding lefts and rights up and in. Third minute — Ratajkowski constructing points with her jab, scooting to the left — she hooks off the stick, catching VanCamp on the temple and loosening her up, POUNDING the right hand off rack, and VANCAMP’S HURT AGAIN! VanCamp floundering to the ropes, glassy-eyed, on her heels — Ratajkowski SAILS TO JUG! Brunette just coming out on all cylinders, slugging VanCamp into stupefied seat on the ropes — Ratajkowski tearing up great chunks of rack at the bell as VanCamp blubbers on the take. Extra punching after the bell? You bet. Brunette can’t get sturdy brunette off her feet, but it’s a dominant first round regardless for Ratajkowski!

Round 2: Ratajkowski’s mobility and hand speed were the difference in the first—she gives these advantages away to wallow in the trenches with VanCamp this round. Zip’em up in a sleeping bag together — the girls just climb into one another’s tits and tummy, writhing and grinding in one another’s embrace, trying to find the space for wedging, cramped punches. Ratajkowski giving as good as she gets, but down the stretch, VanCamp is stronger, finally getting Ratajkowski’s back against the ropes and forearms as she bites punches off short, beating Ratajkowski up around the head and shoulders, then twisting uppercuts through the middle. Emily Ratajkowski’s head close in the crook of her left elbow, pounding away brutal right hands to the cheek in tight after the bell — ref has to tug hungry blonde away as brunette bleats out a protest.

Round 3: Ratajkowski using her legs — she’s a nifty boxer when she wants to be, quick-stepping footwork opening up the ring, exposing VanCamp to angles. Ratajkowski pot shotting — jumping in her chopping right, doubling it up to confound VanCamp, hooking the jab, jabbing to the body — good stuff. Down the stretch, Ratajkowski jabbing at ribs, throws a HARD right sidearm punch along the ribs below the breasts and has VanCamp sobbing aloud in pain. VanCamp falls in to clinch — blonde steps back nimble, cuffs temple the cheek hook and has VanCamp stumbling at the bell.

Round 4: Consistent, loving, brutal rack attack from Ratajkowski this round — she stands VanCamp up at the ropes and goes at her bell to bell. VanCamp grimacing, whimpering, blubbering in outrage — she’s clinching, pushing, headlocking — anything to stop the punishment but Ratajkowski won’t be put off. Ratajkowski pushed back by the ref for breaks, but spitting her jab to get back in, then she’s snuggling those punches in, just a CRAMMING away to jug. Ratajkowski nice and strong with VanCamp unable to get her back off the ropes — blonde pulling at the defences, beating the tummy at times to get those arms down, but she wants VanCamp’s breasts and she’s determined to take them this round. Heartless, heartless stuff, puts a bounce in Ratajkowski’s step at the bell — VanCamp slouching, hugging herself and berating her corner in frustration during the break as it’s a clear shutout for Ratajkowski, who just calls out across the ring: “Guess who can have tits AND talent after all, huh?”

Round 5: VanCamp back with a sensational pounding of Ratajkowski’s ribs and waistline — great, glorious punches mid-ring have the brunette paralyzed, stooping forward, VanCamp patient, grim about her business — she’s just stepping right, working in close, but keeping her hands free, dipping her shoulders and getting vicious leverage on baseball bat rips to slam away left hooks against rival jug — biting the punches off to connect with harsh forearm as the ref issues a stern warning at the bell, especially as she connects with a few of them after the ringing of the bell. Ref leading VanCamp off to her corner, reading her the riot act as VanCamp looks unconcerned as she manages to get herself back into the fight with a big shutout performance of her own here in the fifth!

Round 6: Ratajkowski a little touched up, flat footed, wading into VanCamp, but getting the better of her in the first minute. Ratajkowski pushing in close, getting VanCamp moving backward, then raking her with bursting combinations — Ratajkowski still the quicker girl in close. VanCamp taking a great shot tonight though — when she’s getting thumped, she’s composed, stepping out to regroup — tough series of thumping right hands on brunette’s firm gut turn this thing around midway as Ratajkowski slows to a crawl. VanCamp takes over methodically — stepping back, ripping the right hand to waist, digging the left in under the elbow, letting the blonde stumble forward. Left uppercut dazzles Ratajkowski to the chin, legs spasming — she reaches to clinch — VanCamp accepts her up high, twists her to the ropes. Savage beat down at the ropes — VanCamp just shoving in with her left hand, bracing her girl then POUNDING up and in with hard-hearted right hands to breadbasket and chest, just going to town. Great, thudding blows have Ratajkowski astonished with punishment and RATAJKOWSKI GOES DOWN! Ratajkowski on her haunches, hugging bruised belly and tenderized jugs and it’s OVER! YOUR WINNER VIA KO6 – EMILY VANCAMP!

Official Decision: Emily VanCamp defeats Emily Ratajkowski via KO6!

VIXENs tied with Lookout! Boxing at 1:1.