Alexis:
(21, 5’9, 9:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Kendall:
(22, 5’10, 10:2 FCBA, Girls Friday)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian

Before: Alexis fresh off a win over Cara Delevingne, coming into this contest confident and ready to prove herself against a top Lightweight contender and someone with exactly the same win-loss record, Ms Kendall Jenner, who only weeks ago was written off as ‘just another no-talent girl’ from the Jenner gene pool, but instead has gone on to prove her naysayers wrong with a victory in the New Blood tournament so far and then defeating the likes of Tricia Helfer and Jaimie Alexander.

Alexis though far from impressed, dismissing her opponent’s opponents as nothing but ‘old wags and grandmas’. “I mean, what's so impressive about knocking out someone like Kelly Brook? Come on, Jenner. She’s old enough to be your mother!”

Kendall refusing to get catty in the press conference, reiterating the only truth that matters: that she’s going to win and nothing her opponent says will change that. “Alexis tries to get under your skin because she can’t get her glove pass your guard. She’s not going to succeed this time. While it’s true that i’ve fought *many* older women, it’s been great testing myself against the greats in this business, whilst Alex’s been playing in the kiddie’s pool. I say bring it on and let’s see who’s better.”

Kendall’s words seem to have opposite effect - Alexis the one left seething and biting her lip in envy as they square up in the middle of the ring. Ms Ren in body-hugging one-piece orange jumpsuit, white gloves, back to a matching blonde battle bun. Kendall also in a sleek, all-black one-piece herself, as how she likes it, red gloves offered up to touch with Alex but met with a condescending grunt as the blonde snorts in derision at the audacity of doing something so respectful. Referee knows better than to force sportsmanship from her, so here we go with ten rounds of Lightweight action:

Round 1: Girls meet in the center of the ring, bouncing energetically on feet and fists swinging fast in front of faces. Curiously, Kendall the one who seems hesitant once her opponent gets right in her face. Alexis bobbing and weaving as she deals with Jenner’s jabs comfortably, starts being the devil in the detail by suddenly charging at Kendall, shocking her with a one-two combo to the forearms and then ramming a right hand straight under her guard, into the midsection. Kendall’s eyes pop as the punch lands hard, but thankfully her toned tummy stops the brunt of the damage. But Alexis already knew that she would have to do more here, doesn’t let Kendall go, keeping up with the budding fashionista every step of the way by walking her down with more shocking blows straight to the middle of her guard, chipping away at her defenses. Kendall looking like a helpless lamb in there with ferocious tigress in tow, not sure how to defend herself as Alexis now banging hook after hook up top, slamming heavy blows into her sides and ears… AND KENDALL’S DOWN ON ALL FOURS… WHAT THE HELL? That last blow taking her off balance - the brunette staggering right but tripped over herself, falling to the canvas! Ladies and gentlemen - a knockdown in the second minute of the opening round! Alexis soaking up the crowd’s adoration and awe, but no doubt also catching her breath as the referee herds her back to her corner, allowing Kendall to gingerly get back up to her feet by the count of 7. Close shave there for all you Jenner-fans. Don’t you worry - Kendall looking more embarrassed than hurt, determinedly reassuring the ref that she’s ready to fight. She’d better be, according to that look on Alexis’ face: sly smile indicating that this last minute on the clock is hers to claim.

Referee waves for both girls to resume and HERE COMES ALEXIS… another burst of blonde energy as she’s looking to make a statement here that she belongs in the top tens... Banging, chopping fists right back into Jenner’s guard, but the lanky model’s holding steady now, guard firmly over her face… Alexis the one leaving herself open these last few seconds… when WHAM - Kendall now STUNNING her in the face with a cross-hook, then another, whipping blonde face left and then right! Shocked, Alexis prepares to pounce back in, but the referee holds her back as the bell sounds. Look of rage on the Vixen’s face as she’s denied the final exchange in this action-packed, opening round.

Round 2: And that was *only* Round 1 folks! Here we go into the second, Alexis charging right back into the fray, revenge on her mind and convinced that this dumb brunette in front of her will be easy pickings after that embarrassing fall last round. Not so, to Alexis’ dismay - Jenner looking and fighting like a different beast all of a sudden, staying back and letting her foe come to her, but throwing more precise jabs and more painful counter-blows as Alexis pounds recklessly away on her guard. Ms Ren getting rocked out of her right and left stuffings with oncoming hooks that do some damage. First minute sees her stagger backwards from a particularly nasty cross to the nose. She’s getting frustrated, clearly, knows she has to fight smarter but can't seem to decide on a strategy. Second half sees similar slowdown from Ren’s corner, and the two girls start circling each other, testing to see who has the longer reach. Alexis adds in some taunting into the mixture, grinning devilishly when Kendall responds to her being called a ‘no-brain-pansy with zero fashion sense’, and the bait seems to work - Kendall roaring forward with jabbing combos hoping to silence that mouth of hers. Alexis bobs and weaves comfortably around those lightning jabs, her turn to spank shots off of Kendall’s toned mid-riff bit by bit. Tough round to score at the end of it, but gut feeling is Alexis gets away with murder.

Round 3: Third round and curiously Alexis calms down, evaluating her options. Kendall studying her opponent too, arms close to her chest and fists hovering close to her face in steady gaze. Alexis smiles, tests more smack-talk on the brunette, but Kendall steels her mind this time, brushing off the ‘Pepsi-whore’ quip that got everyone talking recently. This time, Jenner decides to stay put, inviting Alexis to make the first move which she does, advancing on her with a steady jab-jab-jab, then going to the tummy once more with a left-right underhook combo. Kendall ready though, steeling her tummy as well as the mitts hit hard but do little damage. Instead, the brunette retaliating with her own pounding on Alexis’ guard, counter-hooks slamming into arms but with enough force to stun the blonde. Not so lucky when Kendall fires off another quick one-two whap whap into Alexis’ chest, making the Vixen squeal in outrage. “WHY YOU LITTLE--” Alexis doesn’t get to finish her sentence as Kendall follows up with another right cross straight to the kisser! Round ends with Alexis staggering back into the ropes, holding her mouth in pain. Kendall reverses her fortunes in the third round, her steady resolve proving all the difference.

Round 4: Perhaps it was all part of strategy to unhinge the easily unhingeable Alexis Ren, but those nasty jug-punches really made her blow off her top (metaphorically of course). Here comes Alexis, red-faced and wanting jug of her own. First salvo to the head blocked by Jenner, who’s looking perturbed by Alexis’ sudden aggression - Jenner not ready for continued barrage on her chest, which Alexis pursues like a mad woman, ignoring the jabs to her own face and just plugging fist after fist into Kendall’s breasts. The brunette’s being rattled, but soon enough takes advantage of Alexis’ wild and erratic movements, planting return jabs into her jugs and then bending her over with a one-two deep into the gut. Ms Ren looks hurt but wants to brawl some more… lunges at Kendall with a final fling of her fists, gets her head CHOPPED backwards by a sprawling uppercut to chin that Kendall fires off more in self-defense than with any precision. Still, the effect is glorious: Alexis lets out high-pitched groan as she goes flying backwards off her feet, landing with a THUD on her back to the canvas. It’s a return KNOCKDOWN for Kendall Jenner!

Crowd on their feet as Kendall evens the KO score in the fourth. Lanky brunette letting out a deep sigh of relief as she returns to corner for a breather but already conscious of Alexis’ squirming on the ground, trying to crawl her way to the ropes. Referee counting out steadily, Alex also rising slowly using ropes for support, crunching her teeth together every step of the way like a crazed woman already thinking of best course of revenge. She makes it to her feet by the count of 8 and the referee knows better than to check whether she wishes to continue the fight.

We still have a minute and a half to go, folks, and Kendall cautiously evaluating whether it’s time to put Alex out of her misery… decides against it when the blonde manages to scoot away from her advance quite effortlessly. Caution on her mind now, Ren decides to slow down and dance, only throwing the occasional jab at Kendall as the clock runs down. Kendall too knows she’s got this round in the bag, content to chip away at Alexis’ strength with more long-range tummy and chest pounding, hoping to enrage Ren into another reckless mistake. No dice, however, and the round ends with little drama.

Round 5 sees both girls reaching a stalemate: Jenner refusing to be baited by Alexis’ taunts, and Alexis exercising some self-control for once by not charging after jug revenge. Both girls holding their guards up high but eventually let loose when they get in range. First blows come plugging into the tummy puh puh puh like steady leather on muscle as they target each other’s toned bodies, trying to break the other in half. It’s Alexis who first scores a response from Kendall, piercing her tummy with distracting jabs aimed high followed by a lunging right uppercut that buries itself in Kendall’s middle, folding her over fist. Look of delight on Alexis’ face as she draws first blood, continues firing jabs aimed low but Kendall already in midst of retreating and lowering her guard. Second half sees both beauties come close to trade body blows again, but this time Kendall gets the upper hand with a flurry of wild jabs aimed low but they land on Alexis’ waistline and slightly below the belt instead! Look of agony on Ren’s face as leather slams a little too close for comfort, but the ref didn’t see that illegal move - not sure if it was even intentional on Kendall’s part but can be sure that many girls backstage laughing out loud at Alexis getting a taste of her own dirty medicine. Nevertheless, result is Alex rooted to the spot, opening herself up to open season for Jenner, plugging her fists into every part of the blonde’s body. Bell rings however before Kendall can score a second knockdown - round is effectively a draw with both girls claiming victory.

Round 6 sees more body-punching as the girls get more aggressive. No surprise when Alexis is first one out corner, fuming again from that low-blow last round. Blonde lets loose as though nothing’s wrong, but return belly punches from Kendall stun her in place, revealing that something’s still sore down there under her tight orange leotard. Alexis groaning as Kendall keeps targeting the body, driving the blonde backwards. Ren fighting every step of the way, but her erratic punches do little to no damage as Kendall simply swatting away errant blows. Beaten backwards thoroughly, now hanging onto the ropes and breathing hard, Alexis left with little option, lashes out with her mouth instead. “That *all* you got, Jenner?? How about I strip off that cheap-suit you call fashion and belt you down there where it hurts??”

Kendall grinning at the blonde’s taunting, continues her steady advance without breaking formation. When she’s right on top, Alexis goes for Hail Mary lunge, ramming a Superman punch straight at the brunette. Jenner surprised but manages to evade to one side and both girls end up in a clinch, wrestling along the ropes, occasional pinning of chest down with forearm and other free hand ploughing in and out into belly below. Alexis excelling better in this clinch-warfare, succeeds in last few seconds of getting on top of Jenner and wailing away fists below the waistline, just as promised. Jenner gurgling and yelping at the intentional low blows this time. Of course, referee putting a quick stop to it by pulling Ren off, but the blonde responding negatively by wailing on him in turn! Comical scene as Alex turns her attention to the ring official instead of finishing off her opponent - my my this is gonna cost her big time. True enough, the referee takes points off of Ms Ren for her uncharacteristic unsportsmanship conduct, further emphasised when Alexis finally returns her attention to Jenner, still sprawled on the ropes, bent over and sucking in gulps of air, slugs her one last time in the tummy then purposefully leans in with a wry smile.

“You sure you want this, Jenner? Next time, I’m gonna strip you down. It’s a promise,” Alexis chuckling, drives home her point by tugging hard and upwards on Kendall’s elastic one-piece bodysuit. Kendall’s eyes go wide with horror as the fabric covering her chest expands beyond its capabilities and threatens to rip itself in two completely. Fire seems to flick on in Jenner’s eyes as she finally understands the depths of her opponent’s depravity. With a hard shove and a curse word that shall not be uttered here, Kendall forcefully dislodges Ren and makes her way back to her corner, checking the damage to her outfit, which has been clearly bent out of shape from this angle (not that we were staring intently, mind you). Alexis examining her handiwork from afar, giggling sadistically to herself as she readies for Round 7, and arguably the toughest round of her career thus far.

Round 7: Crowd ogling Kendall’s chest that’s now partially exposed from Alex’s earlier meddling, and perhaps this is the final outrage that breaks her back. Kendall fuming as she readies for the bell to sound, ready to pursue this upstart blonde and enact some punishment. Alexis still grinning as the round begins, pointing soundly at Kendall’s chest and squealing, “Why so worried, Jenner? I don't see nothin’ under the-- ACCCK”

Kendall cuts her opponent short with a double whammy straight to her chest, knocking Ren’s assets about and transforming Ren’s squeal of joy to that of shocked anguish. Ren too gets serious immediately, smashing her own hooks into Kendall’s head and then side of tummy, but bloodlust in Jenner’s eyes suggest punches were naught but a tickle - brunette fires back without breaking a sweat, right hand up to the nose and then more blows pepper Alexis’ body and chest. The blonde slowly finds herself being driven back to her corner again, no longer finding her predicament funny and fighting to stay alive here with jab-jab-jabs at Kendall’s bruised tummy, but Jenner swats her hands away like flies, wades in again and buries a right hand straight into the gut. Alexis lets out a HUGGNGH as she’s folded over, butt hitting the cold turnbuckle as the fashion model continues abusing the body with chopping lefts and rights that just fold the blonde in half. Ren all but spent at this stage, face full of anguish as she hugs her stomach in a bid to stop more blows from landing. Kendall dashes her hopes with further one-two HUP HUP HAAAGH right below the belt in savage vengeance, this time not caring so much about whether the referee sees it or not. Alexis collapses to her knees and stays there, bent over and groaning.

Referee tries to herd the brunette to her corner but Kendall showing more signs of defiance, stands still and upright above her fallen foe, glaring daggers. Even before count reaches its finale, Alexis already glaring back defiantly at her tormentress, refusing to give her the satisfaction of an admission of defeat.

“You were saying, Ren?” Kenda managing to taunt down at the blonde, small smile creeping to side of her lips.

“F*CK YOU,” comes the predictable response as Alexis bends further over in pain, even those two words sending ripples of pain down the rest of her body.

Referee finally reaches the count of ten and it’s over!

Official Decision: Kendall Jenner defeats Alexis Ren via KO7!

After: Roar from Jenner’s corner as the result becomes official, but all eyes are now on Ms Jenner herself, who has to decide how to seal her victory over this rebellious girl, having arguably giving Jenner the fight of her with her dirty antics. By contrast, Jenner usually known for her nice-girl grace, and the crowd is almost shocked when Kendall decides otherwise, plunging her fingers into Alexis’ hair, holding her in place and ignoring her yelps of pain. She leans forward, bends over, stopping mid-way to hiss into the Alex’s ear: “You mentioned something about stripping me? How’d you like this b*tch?” before reaching behind Alexis’ back and tugging violently downwards on her zipper - Alexis lets out an even greater squeal of protest as her orange jumpsuit gets peeled off her shoulders and her sweat-soaked chest, leaving her exposed from the waist up. Kendall grinning at her own handiwork, finally satisfied that she’s made her point, giving Alexis a punt of her foot and sending her sprawling back down to the canvas in a heap. Kendall takes her time to soak in her victory in the ring before leaving to celebrate with the rest of new her stablemates. The gigantic LCD television screens still trained on Ms Ren to the very end, her reddened skin and even redder cheeks reaching a boiling point as she fights down her embarrassment, already plotting her revenge in her head.