O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening with the ladies of Canada in the spotlight..."



Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card at bantamweight, where Meaghan Rath will make her Asylum and FCBA debut against Front Street rookie Hunter King!"



Tess: "We'll move to flyweight after that, as Canadian cutie Sarah Gadon, also making her Asylum and FCBA debut, will face Front Street's Kristen Stewart!"



McCarthy: "Dancing Hookers vs. Tomato Cans continues at lightweight, where Rachelle LeFevre and her ZERO FCBA wins will square off with overrated Gemma Arterton!"



Tess: "It's back to flyweight after that, as Ksenia Solo returns to Philly for a bout against another Front Street rookie, Ariel Winter!"



O'Dell: "It's back to lightweight next with a battle of Canadian brunettes as Cobie Smulders returns to Asylum to take on former Ice Hotel Queen Serinda Swan!"



Cassie: "And, let's not forget that, as always, Bazz is in the house, this time in the person of our own Canadian, bantamweight Tracy Spiridakos, who'll battle with Front Street's Chloe Bennet!"



O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, seven Canadians. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Canadian Invasion at the Asylum!"