The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Gemma Arterton, Neve Campbell, Hunter King, Jewel, Pink, Grace Park, Kesha, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Ariel Winter, Kristen Stewart, Britney Spears, Serinda Swan, Mariska Hargitay, Kesha, Leelee Sobieski, Emma Roberts, and Avril Lavigne.



Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. We'll start with Bazz, our regular guests here at Asylum. We always get a great fight when a Bazz girl is here and tonight was no exception. Two of the best young bantams in the FCBA, right here at Asylum for your viewing pleasure. And, of course, I want to thank the Canadian indies who competed here tonight. As always, the indies are the backbone of Asylum and we always enjoy giving talented girls without management a chance to get into the spotlight. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"



HBO Reporter: "We saw a couple of your younger fighters tonight, King and Winter. I said last month that Hunter looks like she can develop into a contender at bantam and I think we may be seeing the same with Ariel at fly..."



Man In The Hat: "You know, you're gettin' smarter and smarter."



(Laughter)



Man In The Hat (smiling): "You are absolutely right. These are two young girls with a ton of potential, and we're very excited to have them at Front Street. Cable Boy II! Talk to me!"



Showtime Reporter: "You always talk about how competitive your lightweight division is, and Gemma didn't do anything to hurt herself tonight..."



Man In The Hat: "She did not. And, she rarely does. Gems is world class, and she's proven it by beating good fighters and bringing home a title. I wouldn't put odds against her being the first Front Street girl ever to win TWO titles, to be honest with you. BLONDE! Magazine! You're going to go with a converted blonde for the second month in a row..."



BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "I want to ask about Kristen, yes. Obviously, she got another win tonight, but she's taking some heat for her schedule..."



Man In The Hat (deadpan): "Put the heat on ME. I make the schedule. Kristen just takes care of business, and she does that very, very well. She's our number one fly and has been for some time. There's a reason for that. Tess, dear, go ahead."



Tess: "We were talking about your lightweights earlier, and Serinda certainly figures there..."



Man In The Hat: "Prominently. Prominently. Swanny's a top-level light, and, like Gems, she's proven it by winning a title and beating good fighters. And, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE were the first Front Streeter to win to titles, either. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"



Reporter: "I know you've said that you're not in the title picture this year, but Chloe Bennet has to be close to it after tonight..."



Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, no, I don't think we're in the picture anywhere, and I don't expect that to change in 2017. And, I'm OK with that. As I said, this is a rebuilding year, and I'm pleased with how that's going. As for Chloe, as I said Friday night, she's a girl who's shown she has the makings of a champion. She's shown she can find ways to win when things get tough, as they are wont to do during fights against good fighters. And, that's exactly what she did again tonight. That's what champions do. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"