FCUK presents "The Uppercut"
Venue: The Amex, Brighton, England

Chloe Goodman vs Charlotte McKenna
(Fight Club UK vs PageThrees)
(BBU Debut vs 0-5)
Results & Story: Vassago

BEFORE: We are live at The Amex in Brighton where Fight Club UK owner Katie Price is proud to introduce her latest signing - Chloe "The Uppercut" Goodman - who makes her official BBU debut tonight. While the East Sussex-based stable is notorious for delivering below par results, the embattled owner is determined to finally draft one girl that can actually compete for the elite honors and back up the only meaningful fighter currently on the FCUK roster - Lily Allen.

Goodman has flirted with Page Three exposure in the past and it's perhaps no surprise her maiden opponent comes from that background. Charlotte McKenna has failed to make an impact in the BBU since making her debut back in 2012 and BBU TV's Charlie Webster reckons she's reduced to a mere go-to-girl for any aspiring newcomer like the Brighton-born brunette. Alas the same can be said about most of the much-maligned PageThrees roster even though McKenna really stands out at the bottom of the pile due to her winless record. She also hails from nearby West Sussex which makes this fight a genuine Sussex derby to boot!

Nobody can accuse Katie Price of booking a mismatch here at The Amex. The local girl, the huge crowd support and a genuine punchbag at the opposite side of the ring. What can possibly go wrong for Chloe tonight?

Chloe Goodman wears a black bikini set with pink trim and pink gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. Charlotte McKenna wears a navy blue bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
It's fairly unusual to boast a fancy nickname ahead of your official boxing debut but Katie Price has signed Chloe into her stable back in February and apparently the buxom glamour model has wrenched most of her peers with vicious uppercuts during countless sparring sessions. Poor Rebecca Ryan even suffered a broken jaw according to unconfirmed rumours and Charlotte McKenna soon embraces the brunette's heat as Chloe wastes no time in connecting with the blonde's face! The blitz does the trick and catches McKenna off guard which allows Goodman to rattle her with a nasty jabbing combo before a left hook finds the brow ridge and reels the PageThrees girl on her heels. Charlotte tries to swing something from the back foot but misfires badly and eats another jabbing rally from the younger model. Chloe powers ahead and traps the subdued blonde on the ropes where she delivers the jabbing assault and leaves the older girl covered behind a tight earmuff at the bell.

Round 2:
That was as impressive opening round from Goodman as the entire Brighton audience could have hoped for and it only gets better in the second as the brunette beats her opponent for the initial tangle and when McKenna realizes it's a bad idea to square up to the newcomer - it's too late to react. Chloe NAILS her with a nasty hook on the left eye and adds a proper follow up straight through the middle! McKenna's head snaps back and she gets wrapped in the uppercut frenzy which Chloe is supposedly so fond of! She stuns the blonde into immediate spasms and the jelly knees are on display as well which only fuels the intensity of the brunette's attacks! She swivels Charlotte's head back & forth while pounding her back to the ropes and the blonde's woeful response finds nothing but thin air albeit it's extremely difficult to land any punches with your eyes closed! McKenna gets backed into the turnbuckle and reduced into punchbag status - the Brighton brunette is very unfortunate not to smack her down for the count as the clock expires just as McKenna was sliding against the ropes but she avoids the looming demise by the skin of her teeth! Still, Chloe shouts at her and looks set to annihilate the PageThees oppositon on her BBU debut and the beaming smile on Katie Price's face tells it all.

Round 3:
Charlotte looks as outclassed as even Charlie Webster predicted and she's been fed to the wolves here tonight which spells major trouble to her BBU prospects. Chloe jumps into another jabbing frenzy seconds in the third and picks off the hapless blonde from point-blank range before blasting her in the jug with delicious hooks from each side. McKenna skims off the brunette's mitts in another subpar attempt to brawl herself out of trouble however a quick hook on the jaw exposes her flaws again and wraps in an uppercut rally as Goodman really turns up the heat thereafter. She clips the blonde's boobs with her initial approach but then clearly targets the jaw and pummels the older model back to the ropes where McKenna can't find a single punch to even contest the beating she's been handed here! She slumps on jelly knees one more time and Chloe just bursts into her jugs with more of her allegedly trademark uppercuts to the point the blonde simply can't take it anymore and SLIDES DOWN ONTO HER BUTT with ca. 40 seconds left on the clock! The Amex errupts in joy and Chloe shakes her glove in delight while eye-ballin' PageThrees coach Samantha Fox in the opposite corner. There's very little that can be done about McKenna's immediate chances for success and beating the count actually qualifies as one since the blonde manages to get up at eight and nods back to the ref she's somehow good to go. What a brave girl! Perhaps she really wants to experience a broken jaw since Goodman is all over her after the command but the uppercut rally fails to blow the fellow model away and Charlotte escapes the ineviteable at the very last moment!

Round 4:
Coach Sam Fox had to talk McKenna into getting back out there, the mental approach is all at sea for the West Sussex blonde and Goodman wastes no time in pounding away through the cumbersome guard. Charlotte's chin takes the brunt force of the attack and the Brighton crowd is quick to jump on the "Upper-Cut, Upper-Cut, Upper-Cut" chants as the brunette rains uppercut like skittles to bawl McKenna's eyes to the orbit! She truly wants to break her jaw but the blonde's mental resistance runs out of steam faster than the strenght of her bones AS SHE GETS WRENCHED FLAT ON HER BACK with eyes closed in the middle of that furious Goodman uppercut rally! And there's no miracle comeback available this time around so the poor West Sussex model gets mercilessly counted out moments later! KO4 Chloe "The Uppercut" Goodman!!!

AFTER: East Sussex comes out on top in the derby but Chloe Goodman truly couldn't care less about the well-being of the woman she completely wrecked just seconds before. She initially plants her foot on top of Charlotte's tummy but quickly turns her attention to Sam Fox and challenges the entire set of PageThrees bantamweights to fight her within the upcoming months next!

Charlie Webster reckons that Chloe has inherited the questionable "all eyes on me" attitude from her manager Katie Price and while Sara Kavanagh or Louise Glover are well within her reach, the FCUK stable could use a high-profile boost in order to really find a running mate to Lily Allen's one woman contender show. Dominating the PageThrees roster just isn't worth the bonus points here and most of the BBU insiders know that very well. However the entire organization definitely hasn't seen the last of Chloe Goodman who combined with Katie Price's ego could really stretch the numbers in the foreseeable future.

Final result: Chloe Goodman def. Charlotte McKenna KO4.