Kendra Wilkinson vs Michelle Keegan
(FCBA Free Agent vs Beever's Babes)
(17-16-1, 15 KO vs 14-11, 12 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Kendra Wilkinson's shocking dismissal from Odds & Ends has put her FCBA career into jeopardy but she vows to return to the spotlight tonight as she targets one of the most successful BBU crossover girls Michelle Keegan as her next victim. Of course Kendra's lenghty absence from the ring raises several questions about her fitness and physical shape but there's no denying she gives the English brunette a run for her money in the cleavage department. In fact Kendra vows to punch Michelle topless but that's a trash-talking trick she always puts to the fore during the usual pre-fight arguments. On the other hand Keegan prefers her gloves to do the talking but if looks could kill, she'd bury the blonde six feet under the Bahamas sand already!

Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Michelle Keegan wears a silver bikini set and red gloves. Long black hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Kendra yells out in delight after connecting with her first punch and to everyone's surprise, she doesn't tackle her opponent's boobs straight away. She smacks Michelle's temple with a drilling left hook before adding another one on the lips that clearly catches the former BBU champion by surprise. Both girls settle into a phone booth-like exchange and while it's natural for Kendra to add immediate juice, Michelle refuses to crack under the initial tangle and loops a steady crossing route trying to knock the blonde's head off in the proccess! Both girls miss plenty though and only after Wilkinson harpoons the brunette's toned ribcage the Bahamas crowd is handed a breakthrough with Michelle's heels digging into the sand and stacking her up underneath the onslaught. Kendra just want to lay into somebody and Keegan's body is as good as it gets this side of the Atlanic! She wraps the brunette into a leather misery and carves visible patches against the ribcage which in turn dumps the Stockport lass into a yelping struggle come the bell. Keegan fails to punch herself out of a hole and slumps on her stool with eyes closed.

Round 2:
That opening round looked like Kendra's Odds & Ends heyday in a nutshell but one can never trust the blonde to throw it away. She teases the Brit into some attack during the initial seconds of the second round instead of just cranking it up... and she gets blitzed as Michelle's anything but done here after mere three minutes of otherwise one-sided action. She slams a left/right cross that finds the blonde's lips and beats her for a quick strike to the boobs where she finds her rhythm like a former JMD champion shoud... Kendra pays a heavy price for showboating here and fails to nuke the brunette clean from the back foot. Now she's the one getting stuck in the sand as her jugs get clipped repeatedly and allow Keegan to whoop herself back into contention. And everyone simply loves to beat on Kendra's jugs; the blonde jumps back to safety in a desperate move but Michelle still tracks her down and lands a crisp left hook on the eye that results in a visible swelling come the bell. Wilkinson is upset; she yells out again but gets outworked in mid-range and sinks against the cornerpost just as Michelle lasers in upstairs and works around the swollen brow ridge to the point the referee has to drag her away when the clock expires.

Round 3:
This contest follows a classic flyweight bash script in the third as Kendra enforces the aggressive route and finally connects with Michelle's boobs herself. A quick strike to the solar plexus lacks the proper juice but actually wobbles the Brit on her heels and allows the American to blast a left cross on the lips followed by another one on the chin! And Keegan really felt that as she wobbles forward and yelps in pain just as Kendra half-uppercuts her on the chin one more time. Ugh! Michelle almost goes down on her backside but somehow dekes away from the follow up hook that would have knocked her down for granted according to most of the audience... and a lenghty clinch follows as the English tourist is able to lock the charging blonde into a clinch. Still, Kendra just bashes her rival's ribcage back & forth and tries to punch herself free of the stalemate. She whispers into Michelle's ear: "I'll break you in half, cow!" and her repeated slaps to the body only increase the moaning volume and render Keegan completely washed up come the bell. That's just cruel to see one of the hottest women in Britian getting abused like that but there are no doubts Kendra is really to rock & roll here as a free agent and that's never a bad sign for the FCBA promotors!

Round 4:
"She's frickin' done! I'll whoop her saggy tits off next!", Kendra feels like she's got the English brunette at her mercy now and raises early for the fourth while kicking the sand in excitement in her corner. Meanwhile Michelle still gives her the eyeball and yells out to indicate she's not exactly ready to quit here despite the nasty beating to the body she took in the previous round. Both girls clash in the center of the ring and while Kendra's eyes are glued on the brunette's 30E rack she only gets to clip it a couple of times before Michelle shuts her off with a clubbing hook on the ear she never saw coming! Ugh! Wilkinson half-spins to the right and bounces of the top of Keegan's shoulder in a futile effort to jump on the counter. And the brunette whacks her on the swollen left eye moments later before landing another brutal hook on the mouth. It's Kendra's time to tremble forward but unlike the English lass before, she's unable to lock a clinch and suddenly finds herself in the middle of a Stockport Leather Special... a massive drive aimed exclusively at the blonde's face whips her backwards with eyes closed but it's only the brutal hook that pierces the navel which sends her into spasms. Kendra remains stuck on her heels and rolls down the windows in order to maintain the balance but that leaves her exposed to the oh-so familiar jug muggin' script... And Keegan lifts some enhanced jug straight into Kendra's slumping chin! Ugh! The blonde playmate just can't fend it off and she gets hammered here with the brunette just tearing into her cleavage and wrecking it beyond cheap repair... she has the girl fish-tailing in the middle of the second minute and a right hook on the ear pulls the plug on Wilkinson's wilting resistance anyway... BLONDE GIRL DOWN... Kendra collapses on her right side and spits out her mouthpiece while moaning her heart out... it's all over... she slumps into spasms and fails to acknowledge the count! KO4 Michelle Keegan!!!

AFTER: The crowd in the Bahamas might be skewed in favor of a blonde playmate but perhaps they actually prefer to see her getting beat? Michelle Keegan delivered a stunning performance to derail Kendra Wilkinson's epic free agency comeback and did it the classic way with only minimal jug muggin' treatment until the fourth round. She gloats over the fallen blonde and signals to coach Denise Lewis she wants Kendra's bikini top as battle trophy. She gets her gloves removed before the blonde can fully embrace the KO daze and shows no resistance when the English actress renders her topless: "Now, that's how you should look like! Beaten, crying in pain and frickin' topless!"

When pressed about the lack of genuine JMD action until the fourth round Michelle responds: "I have all the time in the world to knock the silicon out of her saggy tits! We avoided the dirty tricks here and that was no gimme! We all know Kendra can throw in the foul or two... but we couldn't find the tape lately and we kept it safe... but I'm all open to a Body Paint clash with her... you know, she deserves to get punished each and every time! She wanted to remove my bikini top and well, she's the one getting exposed instead! But I think she likes it anyway! She's truly a special kind of trash... blonde bimbo trash!"

Final result: Michelle Keegan def. Kendra Wilkinson KO4.