Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 26, 2017 at 1:26am

Alexis Ren versus Hailee Steinfeld

(Words: Caspian / Results: Lookout!)

Alexis:
(21, 5’9, 9:2 FCBA, VIXENs)

Hailee:
(21, 5’7, 1:4 FCBA, The Fighting Academy)

BEFORE: “F*CK those guys saying Hailee’s just make-up sex. I take *every* fight seriously, and Hailee's gonna go down and kiss my boots just like anyone else.” Alexis huffing and puffing at the pre-fight press junket, the reporters noticeably standing a little farther behind the yellow line after Alexis’ last conference saw the Vixen throwing a chair at the poor guy who asked her about her loss to Kendall Jenner. “Don't talk to me about that wannabe b*mbo. Damned if she’s gonna walk away alive next time.”

Hailee Steinfeld liking her chances here, seeing Alexis’ vulnerability finally exposed in her last fight. The petite singer and actress quips to the media: “It’s not everyday you see chinks forming in the ‘great’ Alexis Ren’s armor,” Hailey using the air-quoted to emphasise her sarcasm and relishing her foe’s face turning a bright pink of red. “Karma’s a b*tch, but in this case, Alex, she’s made you hers.”

F*ck if that’s the last straw for Ren, who refuses to put up with this insubordination. With a scrap of her chair and loud scream the blonde rushes at Hailee at the other end of the table, and Hailee only has time to stand up before she’s folded in half by a devastating spear to the gut… Wild melee is what follows as both girls tumble off the stage and into the (not-so-lucky) reporters, who are getting their arses kicked by errant arms and legs.

Ring officials are quick to restore order, but only with both ladies continuing to shout obscenities at each other as they’re separated and herded to the ring. Alexis pacing impatiently in one corner, baby-blue micro-bikini leaving little to to the imagination, white gloves placed on either hip emphasizing her impatience to get her hands on Hailee. Hailee on the other hand looking strappin’ in a black sports bra tied around her chest, white striped bikini bottoms showing off her muscular frame. Both girls refuse to touch gloves and we’re off!

Round 1: Spark eagerly set off in Alexis as she’s quick to fly out of gate and begins pounding exclusively on Hailee’s guard, exhausting herself out quickly if she keeps up the pace. Hailee surprised by sudden onslaught but gets tagged only very occasionally on the face. Alexis on the other hand sputtering as she has herself tired out punching much but scoring little, starts eating painful hooks to the middle of her body as Hailee slams counter blows in between the wild flurries. Alexis beaten back, only to lunge forward with reckless abandon again, apparently not learning her lesson in the first minute, gets her tummy chopped in half again and again by Hailee’s invasive gloves as the younger girl just goes to work on tenderising her insides. Last minute finally sees Alexis train wreck grind to a halt as she hangs back and far out of reach, panting and looking incredibly ragged for only a first round assault. Hailee cautiously approaching, snapping jabs at the blonde but only forcing Alexis back some more. Bell rings and Hailee scores big in the opening round here.

Round 2:
Alexis expected to charge right into the action with her impulsive reputation to uphold, but hang on - she’s the slower of the two as the bell rings and, Hailee is the one coming closer and closer, whilst the Vixen hangs back and jabs at her head. Hailee attributes this to Ren’s exhaustion from the first round, and so the singer eagerly takes the fight to her, wading in with a jab-jab and then and slapping a big hook to the guard when Alexis’ distracted. The blonde holding onto to her dignity, however, diligently parrying the shots and then taking one or two precise ones in return - Hailee gets her lip smacked once or twice, then her chest and tummy eat leather a couple more. Steinfeld not getting the memo here - she’s being baited into a frying pan as Alexis leads her around the ring in a clear ‘mock’ retreat, Alexis toying with her stubborn prey as though she were born yesterday. Late in the last minute Steinfeld finally realises this, to her credit, and she stops her advance abruptly, forcing Alexis to advance instead. The girls trade shots from medium range , tagging the face, before going all out in in furious bid to come out on points, jamming fists into bodies before the referee intervenes at the bell, knowingly knowing that neither girl would have a tendency to break things up automatically themselves.

Round 3:
Looks like Ren has her work cut out for her here - no doubt she’s faced such a brawler like Hailee before, seeing same patterns from her arch-nemesis’ playbook - needless to say by now she’s quite used to dealing with brawling brunette bimbos… Too bad Hailee is anything but - the singer cum actress is measured in her initial approach, not your typical airhead explosive top who charges at Alexis straight. Girls meet again in center of ring but Alexis getting the worse of that exchange when Hailee graduates from light jabbing to sudden WHAM of left hand into the sides of her tummy - Alexis wincing as the blows land hard on kidneys, but snaps her assailant’s head back once, twice with some quick shooting to the jaw, before pounding another one-two combo onto her delicate chest. However, she’s unable to stop Hailee from stepping in with another invasive hook which folds Ren in half at the hip. Alexis eyes wide as the glove penetrates. Hailee suddenly surges looking to brawl in the clinch. Flash of danger across Alexis’ eyes as she limps backwards almost instinctively, extending one arm up into Hailee’s face just and catches her square on the nostrils. Hailee lets out a gasp as her face unexpected punted upwards, her eyes suddenly watering and pausing her advance. Fine by Ren - here comes the blonde almost immediately back on her, pounding mitts all over Hailee’s body, slowly making their way upwards the whole extent of her torso, then ROCKING the poor girl on the chin with a BIG HOOK! DOWN SHE GOES!

Alexis not expecting a knockdown so soon but f*ck if she’s one to question it, shrugs and returns to neutral corner to recuperate. Hailee squirming on all fours but it looks like she’s already out of it and slightly disoriented. Referee counting steadily but the poor girl can’t seem to focus her eyes on the ropes, switching directions in a crawl every few seconds - ref hits 10 and she’s barely on her knees! It’s over!!

Official Decision: Alexis Ren defeats Hailee Steinfeld via KO3!

AFTER: Alexis wearing a smug look as she saunters out from her corner, congratulating herself on an easy-peasy victory (at least according to her). Not much shame in further humiliating her opponent tonight - Hailee’s done it plenty on her own volition. With a kick, Alexis simply punts Steinfeld on her bruised side, sending her back down to the canvas writhing in agony. Ren the snatches the microphone from the ring official, declaring:

“Alyssa f*cking Lynch. You and me - I believe we have unfinished business… Your ass deserves a good spanking!” Alexis grins devilishly to the cameras as she gestures to her rival lurking somewhere in the crowd. “Come November - it’ll be the first anniversary of me flooring you in this very ring. So you’d better accept, because boy oh boy do I have a birthday surprise for you: do I need to remind everyone about the first time the two of us met, all those years ago?” Alexis pauses as the smile on her face grows even wider. “Why I remember as though it was just yesterday… We were—“

Alexis is cut off by the sudden roar of the crowd. The blonde catches on too late, spins around and is SPEARED in half by an enraged Alyssa Lynch, having rushed the ring apron when Alexis’ back was turned. Looks like they’re long-awaited tie-break match is happening right now, folks, as Alyssa getting on top of a dazed Ren and just raining down blow after blow into her face and rack, other hand tugging hard and wild on her blonde locks. Alexis squealing in outrage and shock, arms and limbs flailing back into the face of her assailant, finally manages to buck her body upwards and throw Alyssa off of her. Girls go tumbling one on top of the other as they wrestle about for better purchase. But before any girl can again retake the advantage, ring officials are present to break the catfight up. Still, they seem determined to claw each other’s eyes out, LUNGING repeatedly at each other when the officials’ backs are turned. Seems like we’re in for another proper showdown between the two rivals come November, when VIX officially turns 1-year old!