Kelly:
(27, 5’9, 125, 11:3 FCBA, VIXENs)

Brooklyn:
(30, 5’9, 30:11 FCBA Lioness Club)

(Words: Caspian / Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE:
Picture this: two lanky blondes smirking at each other, hands confident on hips but if not for self-control, would love to send a tight open palm into the other girl’s cheek.

Moments ago, of course, fans were treated to the next spectacle of the evening with VIX’s Kelly Rohrbach looking proud and really to take on Lioness’ newest member Ms Brooklyn Decker. Kelly known for her mixture of friendliness and firebrand words, immediately starts bashing her opponent tonight once she’s done waving and signing autographs for the crowd.

“She’s jealous of me - that's the *only* reason I can think of. Look at how shitty her film career has been so far - and I know, right? What film career are we even talking about? Little old me on the other hand scores Baywatch as my first gig, whilst Decker’s loses her man to Jennifer Aniston and fights an alien invasion from the top of a mountainside. Pull-lease!”

Decker having taken the insults in her stride, but no doubt gets snippy when it’s her turn at the mike: “I saw Kelly’s “performance” in Baywatch, if you can call it that. Rumour has it the only way she scored the gig in the first place was with some extra-curricular “performances” of her own in the bedroom with a certain producer on the show. Well f*cking done, Kelly. I could’ve worn that red suit better than you ever could…”

“Yeah, you wish, grandma…”

Girls enjoying the effects of insulting each other, their faces turning a brighter shade of red until they finally get a chance to meet face-to-face at the podium and the taunting turns physical with sharp poking of fingers at opposing chests. Referee has to get physically in between them to prevent more physical violence, especially when Kelly smooches her lips at Decker and later on the blonde puts her fist a little too close to Kelly’s chin.

Later in the ring, both girls dressed to stun again, both blondes deliberately in all-white swimwear, with Kelly’s battle bun tied in a tight knot above her head and Decker going for classic ponytail. Much anticipated match-up as the best of both stables finally meet in the ring for ten rounds of Lightweight, brawling action. Here we go!!

ROUND 1:
Loud roar from the crowd as girls stride forward confidently at the same time, and simultaneously PACK gloves each other’s cheeks in from the get go! PUH PUH PUH PUHH as they don’t stop there, continue taking turns turning each other’s faces to the side as both blondes simply get started with backing up their words prior. Hell - it looks almost comical as they stand and trade, like one of those poorly made ATARI video games with both of them taking turns smashing leather into the other in mechanical fashion and little regard for personal safety. Technical abandonment aside, the crowd loving this quick-fire exchange as the girls quickly gravitate to body abuse, now spanking leather off of torsos and sides. The grunting gets louder and louder, as well as the spittle starts flying and spraying into the air with each rotating of the face to the side. Kelly getting the worse of the abuse in the middle though as she finds an ever-hungry Brooklyn Decker, fire in her eyes, looking to do what it takes to reclaim her crown. Kelly getting driven back a step or two, with the crowd’s support turning against her as well, and the Vixen thinks of what she has to do to turn the tide: sticks a left-right combo straight square into Decker’s chest, packing in her dual orbs, and immediately Brooklyn’s will crumples, using one arm to cover up and drape across but letting a right hand sail past her guard and land on her lips. GRUHH as Decker now goes staggering backwards - with Kelly now following her with an Amazonian roar, equally determined to do what it takes to put down this upstart who decided to rear-end her all of a sudden in the rankings and now looks to overtake… Decker absorbs more hard shots to the body as she covers up on the ropes, gets in a couple of good licks of her own back on Kelly’s face, but the bell rings before either girl can push the advantage.

ROUND 2:
Girls still have plenty of energy (and ill feelings) to get off their chests, and they make it known right in the first minute, crashing into each other again and then slamming fists into the face as well as gnashing leather up into bodies in more close quarters fighting. Kelly going for the head this time, looking for early knockdown, one-two snap WHACK as Decker’s chin goes sailing up, head flying back, but Brooklyn simply clinches up and pistons her own right hand into the body. Kelly not ready for *that*, winds gets knocked out of her lungs as she folds over continually from the piercing blows. Now both girls start wrestling in the center, mixture of pushing and shoving and planting of fists on belly FUMP FUMPH, taking turns testing their tummies. Referee has seen enough after one minute of such back and forth in-fighting, separates both girls and then waves to resume. It’s as though nothing has changed, however, with both of them jumping right back at each other, bodies colliding with meaty SMACK and then resuming their tummy torture. Kelly eats another particularly nasty left uppercut that PACKS right on her belly button. HHGNHHH she goes, stunned and bent over momentarily. Brooklyn takes moment to smirk, stacks her fellow blonde upright with a right hand up and under the jaw, then a vengeful one-two shot to Kelly’s own chest brings a sharp squeal to lips as Rohrbach goes flying back into ropes. Bell rings however, not allowing Decker to give chase, but clear look of rage from Kelly’s eyes meet her own amused expression. They both know better now than to estimate each other…

ROUND 3:
These two beauties show why they’re championship material as they resume the third round without even breaking a sweat. As mentioned, mechanically wading in and both taking and giving: Decker scoring first knocking blow with a left surprise jab straight to the side of Kelly’s face. Kelly’s cheek contorts around the fist but her own left hand landing straight back, packing in one of Decker’s breast. Girls stop for a moment as they assess the damage, but then eyes catch each other once again and growl with rage, resume the punishment. Decker clinching up, thinks she’s the better of the two at clinch-fighting, and for a minute or two exerts her dominance with more right hands eating into Kelly’s worn body and chest. But Kelly soon spanking back underneath, swiping at the blonde’s toned abs with grunts from Decker’s lips, and then springs a sharp uppercuts inside and up, landing HARD on the chin, disorienting Brooklyn as her teeth rattles about from the impact. Kelly sees her chance and takes it, uses the blonde’s stunned silence to shove her back to the ropes with ease, then just starts WHACKING away up top, one hand shoving the blonde’s shoulder and face back, the other slamming in from side, swiping at Brooklyn’s shell-shocked cheek over and over again!! Decker lets out louder and louder groans as she suddenly goes starry-eyed - THIRD RIGHT HOOK sends her body SPINNING along the ropes - she trips over her own legs AND CRASHES DOWN TO CANVAS, landing with a THUD! KNOCKDOWN FOR KELLY ROHRBACH in spectacular early third-round fashion!

Good god! The pundits were expecting multiple knockdowns in this fight but definitely NOT this early?? Kelly partially shocked as well as she stares down at the fallen blonde at her feet, before the referee herds her back to corner. Decker is still alive though, stunned and somewhat surprised, her mouth opening and closing as she paws at the canvas with both gloves. She finally reaches for ropes and begins slow recovery, pulling her aching body back up with much grunting. She makes it back to her feet by the count of 7! PHEW. That was quite a scare, no doubt especially so for all the Decker fans in attendance!

Kelly scowling as the crowd’s volume mirrors Brooklyn’s rise back up, can’t stand the thought of another big blonde getting the same accolades as her! One minute left on the clock and the Vixen resolves to finish her off... Bell resumes and here she comes! Decker still springy on her feet though, absorbs another one-two to the body from a cocky Kelly, but then PACKS a return blow right back into Kelly’s face! Rohrbach the one experiencing deja vu all of a sudden as her momentum stopped JUST. LIKE. THAT. Kelly retreating, eyes looking dazed, and Decker now quickly back on her case, punishing blows into the tummy as Kelly forced back from whence she came. But the round ends soon after, leaving both girls in status quo position at opposite ends of the ring, panting hard behind their guards.


ROUND 4:
Crowds chanting both girls' names in between - looks like both blondes have their fair share of admirers in the audience. Brooklyn in particular looking like she's in the best shape of her career yet, toned midsection and arms signalling her return to form after getting signed recently with Lioness Club. She's grinning hungrily as the bell rings, looking to take the fight back to Rohrbach. Kelly on the other hand not so secure nor confident, hesitates as Decker gets closer and closer. She brings up her guard to absorb a powerful hook, but her body gets pounded on with a left underhook with an OUUFF. Decker calmly stays on her, shooting more fists into the undercarriage as the Vixen tries to scoot away and out of danger. Suddenly though Kelly freezes and lunges forward - it was all a bloody ruse! Right hand swings forward and up - Decker doesn't see it coming till it’s too late - Kelly’s glove CRACKS straight up into base of the the jawline, stunning the big blonde as her head gets lifted and smashed to one side. UGGH!! Decker goes staggering but Kelly's turn to stay on her now: revenge hacking of fists into the vulnerable body as Kelly keeps her in close quarters and spanks leather all across the side and middle of Brooklyn’s middle, just above her white bikini briefs. Decker taking and groaning, but can't get away fast enough, back hits the ropes and now guard getting taken apart when Kelly gets her own slithering arm in her face, weasel in between Decker’s forearms and then knocking uppercuts into the chin, then bending the former champion over with wicked, nasty blows to her now-exposed tummy and chest. Kelly licking her lips as she works her over, but gets carried a tad too far when the bell rings on her, denying her the knockdown she wants. Still, Rohrbach refusing to let go of her dominance, tugs on blonde hair backwards, stacking Decker back up, then without warning leans in and plants a sensual smooch on her shocked lips, whispering after, "Jealous of me yet, b*tch?" before jacking a final fist up into Brooklyn's tender body. Decker lets out a deep moan as she's finally allowed to sink to her knees, arms clutching at her injured middle, whilst Kelly parades her dominance back to corner.

ROUND 5:
Brooklyn hungrily gulping in air as we head into the fifth round. Now it's Kelly's turn to have an air of cockiness, coming at the wounded blonde, thinking she can bide her time after having taken the past few rounds by a wide margin. Decker is right to be wary of Kelly's advancing and those infrequent jab jab jabs at her head, but Kelly's taking too long to step in and finish with killing blow, instead opts to play with her meat with more jabbing from afar, testing to see how far her opponent can go with her. That's what explains Kelly's sudden surprise when Brooklyn is the one who SNAPS a fist into her face in the second half of the round, and then another and another... Surprise as the audience's gasps as well, as they see Kelly slowly beaten back to the ropes, unable to stop those quick and lightning whack whack whap of fists on her nose from Decker, who is starting to regain her rhythm all of a sudden. Kelly tries fighting back, of course, swinging some token right hooks as she advances, but all she manages is to buffet blows against the blonde's forearms as Decker protects her face and head well. Brooklyn doesn't manage a total rout that she experienced herself, of course, but she does manage to stem the tide that was against her so far. Can she capitalise though? Kelly looking horrified at the prospect of a 'Yes' to that question as she stunbles back to corner.

ROUND 6:
"I OWN you, Decker. Get that in your head!! Me... You...!!" Kelly shouting just after the bell rings and the girls make ready to charge right back into the fray, with the Vixen pointing decidedly at Brooklyn and then towards the canvas, hoping that she got the message of her cute ass belonging down on the canvas. Oh, Decker got it alright - quick jab combination slaps hard into Kelly's face and then peppers her guard in rapid barrage, as Decker bothers responding with punches to her face to shut her up. Brooklyn seems to have recovered fully from that past humiliation as she begins stacking Rohrbach up with body punches and then slamming big hooks up high into her guard, hoping to break it down. Rohrbach back on the defensive all of a sudden, squealing and moaning as she's both perplexed and stunned at how to deal with a resurgent Decker. All she can do is retreat with both feet working on overtime, snapping occasional jab-jab-jab at Decker's face in order to try and dissuade her advance, but for the most part gets CLOUTED on the face again late in the round, right hook sending her sprawling back to the ropes. Decker wading in, left-right up contorting the body forces Kelly to clinch forward involuntarily, but the bell rings before the Lioness can exploit further. Now it's Decker's turn to lean in as she pins Kelly to the ropes, lips grazing the cheek as she exhales hot air on Kelly's face.

"Always knew you were a sl*t-wh*re, Kelly… Now I know for sure..." Brooklyn hissed into her ear, before returning the favour with a CHOP of a right hand straight into middle of her tummy. Kelly moaning and gasping, bent over as Brooklyn finally releases her, and has to use the ropes for support to get back to corner.

ROUND 7:
Looks like we're heading to the seventh round, and both girls are red-faced, bodies look like they've been through a wrestling match, with red bruises all around to make Rudolf a jealous reindeer. Brooklyn trying to keep up the momentum early in the opening seconds, strides forward again to impose herself with a jab-jab-hook barrage, hoping to remind Kelly who's boss. Kelly scooting back and sideways, doesn't seem to have found the answer to dealing with Brooklyn's aggression just yet, until she tries the same trick she did in the second when she lunges forward all of a sudden, swings a right corkscrew uppercut that’s aimed at Decker's chin - AND IT F*CKING HITS AGAIN, stunning the blonde hard! Brooklyn should have seen that coming a mile away but she looked too concerned with scoring a knockdown. Regardless, delighted Kelly goes back to work on her body and tits, sending her fists into overdrive looking to finish this by driving Brooklyn back to the ropes.... But she doesn't count on the fact that Decker refuses to budge this time, chooses instead to stand and TRADE with the blonde in the center of the ring! Decker now sending return shots into Kelly’s mouth and down into tummy. Kelly gurgling and gasping, limbs confused as they crash into Decker’s body but lack any power... Kelly tries to reverse course, get away, but Decker simply wraps an arm around the small of her back to hold the beleaguered girl in position, continues with the right-handed abuse WHAP WHAP WHAP… Kelly’s in trouble!! She’s flailing about in Decker’s grip as fist jams into pit of tummy, another flattens Kelly’s boob with a dull whine, and a final fist goes sailing up high, SMASHES into bottom of Kelly’s chin, snapping her head back at unnatural angle and sending her flying backwards!! Kelly Rohrbach lands on her back with a THUD, arms splayed high above her head, completely knocked the f*ck out! This fight’s OVER!!

Official Decision: Brooklyn Decker defeats Kelly Rohrbach via KO7!

AFTER:
Brooklyn Decker raising her tired arms and head high, soaking in the cheers and relieved to have finally come out on top of this contest. Arguably she’s conquered her toughest challenges to date, with VIXENs’ own Head Trainer Steve Boyd shaking his head ring side, wondering who else he can possibly put up to stand toe-to-toe with this proud blonde. Decker having gone through Nina Agdal and now Kelly like hot knife through butter - who the f*ck is left on his roster??

But her next fight far away from Brooklyn’s mind right now Her eyes are trained back on Kelly’s prone form, remembering the dirty tactics the blonde subjected her to just moments before and already a taste of revenge on her tongue. With the crowd holding their breath, Decker saunters over, unlacing her gloves at the same time, plants a foot on Kelly’s groaning face.

“Who deserves the movie role now, huh?”

Decker poses for the cameras in this brazen position, flexing her muscles to emphasize her dominant position at this point in the league. Satisfied when Kelly makes no further move to protest her position, Brooklyn confidently exits the ring to the chants of her name echoing throughout the arena. This is *certainly* the age of Decker!