O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening..."



Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we've got action in three weight classes tonight, starting at bantam, where Jessica Sula makes her FCBA debut against former Unified Bantamweight Champion Allison Mack! And, later in the card, two-time FCBA Champion Jessica Simpson will be here to square off with Kat Dennings!"



Tess: "We've also got action at lightweight tonight, with Jessica Gomes returning to Asylum for a match up with another former champion, former lightweight title holder Katy Perry!"



McCarthy: "And, speaking of lightweights, we're again graced by the presence of Front Street's one REAL fighter, Anna Torv, who'll trade leather with Jessica Pare!"



Tess: "And, let's not forget tonight's welterweight bout, between Jessie J and Front Street's Charlotte McKinney!"



Cassie: "And, it wouldn't be an Asylum without Bazz, and Asylum's OTHER home team is represented tonight by Rhona Mitra, who'll battle Front Street's Serinda Swan!"



O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, five Jessica's. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Five Jessicas at the Asylum'!"