The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Serinda Swan, Anna Torv, Katy Perry, Neve Campbell, Jewel, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kat Dennings, Allison Mack, Charlotte McKinney, Britney Spears, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha and Emily Osment.



Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. We'll start with Bazz, our regular guests here at Asylum. Another great fight tonight, courtesy of that stable, and, that's what you always get when a Bazz girl comes to town. And, of course, I want to thank the indies who competed here tonight. As always, the indies are the backbone of Asylum and we always enjoy giving talented girls without management a chance to get into the spotlight. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"



HBO Reporter: "You got the bantamweight title last night, and, tonight, two of your bantams looked plenty good. At one time, bantam was your strongest division. You may be heading back there..."



Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, we're LOADED at light, that's for sure. But, I like where we are at bantam now. Obviously, Chloe and Allison are champions, and Kat's showing that she's a legitimate contender. We like where Hunter is. So, yeah. I'm very pleased with the bantamweight division. Very pleased. Cable Boy II! Talk to me!"



Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about welter. That was a solid performance from Charlotte tonight..."



Man In The Hat: "Charlotte has a load of talent, and we know that. She's a girl who has every tool you could want, and she's just going to get better. We couldn't be happier to finally have her at Front Street. BLONDE! Magazine! Let's hear it!"



BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "I want to talk about Anna Torv again. Another excellent performance tonight..."



Man In The Hat: "Every time, you get that with Anna. She's as good as any fighter in the FCBA. And, as I said last month, the goal is another shot at the gold and that's the direction we're pushing in. Tess, dear, go ahead."



Tess: "Talking about your lightweights, Serinda looked very good tonight against solid opposition..."



Man In The Hat: "Swanny's a champion herself. She's a girl who has both the skill and the physicals to beat anyone in the FCBA. As we said earlier, our lightweight division is LOADED, and Serinda's a big reason why. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"



Reporter: "So is Katy Perry..."



Man In The Hat: "Definitely is. Katy's the total package. She's already won a belt and beaten plenty of top fighters. Athletic. Powerful. Everything you could want in a light. Another girl we're very happy to have at Front Street. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"