BEFORE:



"I've been itching for a chance to get back here," says a hard-eyed Jessie. "I should have won back in June, and, tonight, I'm going to make good on the opportunity."



"You know," says Charlotte with a smirk, "I guess Jessie doesn't know who the TOP welter is around here. But she's ABOUT to find OUT."



ROUND ONE:



O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Bang Bang' and that can only mean that the lovely singer of that tune, Jessie J, is on her way to the ring!"



McCarthy: "I thought all the Dancing Hooker opponents were going to be named 'Jessica'..."



Cassie: "Jessie J's real name is, for the second time in two fights, Jessica Ellen Cornish."



McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo!"



O'Dell (sighing): "Jessie into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we saw when she fought Utgaard a few months ago..."



All I want to eat is cherry licorice

I don't care if it sounds ridiculous

Even the bird and the bees

Eat how they damn well please



O'Dell: "And, the crowd popping as they hear the strains of "Cherry Licorice" by The Felice Brothers, because they know that music means the newest member of Front Street, 'Agent 00DDD' herself, Charlotte McKinney is headed to the ring..."



McCarthy: "And this song is just as STUPID as that nickname!"



Cassie: "You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first. Of course, you don't HAVE DDDs..."



McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."



Tess: "Now, calm down Mac and let's concentrate on the ring!"



O'Dell: "That's MY line, Tess, but thanks for not making me say it. McKinney climbing in, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and she is wearing that blue number we've seen before..."



Cassie: "And, if you thought the crowd popped for the music..."



McCarthy: "That body's overrated. Hef wouldn't give her a centerfold!"



Tess: "Truck, call Mac's optometrist."



McCarthy: "I don't HAVE an optometrist. I don't OWN any birds!"



Tess: "An OPT..."



Cassie: "Worth it, BFF?"



Tess: "Good point..."



O'Dell (sighing): "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess favors Charlotte. Mac?"



McCarthy: "They both stink, but, McKinney."



O'Dell: "Cassie?"



Cassie: "I agree with Tess..."



O'Dell: "And, we're underway. And, without much ceremony, HERE WE GO! McKinney stepping to and letting Jessie have it, and the brunette firing right back and we've got a FIREFIGHT in the first 30 seconds of this thing. They are trading BOMBS in the center of the ring and the crowd loving it!"



Cassie: "And some absolutely HUGE punches landing from both fighters!"



O'Dell: "No question about it. McKinney backs up the brunette with a solid right and then ROCKS HER with a left hook! Jessie wobbled just a bit and quickly covers up. Charlotte letting her have it with both hands now. Brunette being backed toward the ropes. She ties up and slows the blonde down..."



Tess: "Not for long. Charlotte a NICE uppercut..."



O'Dell: "And, Jessie wobbled AGAIN! McKinney doubling down on the heavy shot now, just letting the brunette have it with everything in the arsenal. Jessie hanging on as we come down the stretch. Backed to the ropes, taking some bombs, but she'll survive the round. There's the bell. McKinney. Wide."



McCarthy: "And, that bimbo might rude the day that she didn't finish this thing."



ROUND TWO:



O'Dell: "McKinney right back after Jessie, but the brunette lands a SOLID combination that stops the blonde in her tracks. Charlotte maybe a little buzzed now and Jessie taking full advantage of that! Brunette letting the hands go, backing up the blonde, landing some solid shot as she does so..."



McCarthy: "I TOLD you she'd RUDE THE DAY..."



Tess: "I think the internet is probably broken now..."



Cassie: "Has to be in smoking ruins..."



McCarthy: "What are you two TALKING about?"



O'Dell (sighing): "Jessie in control. She's working McKinney back to the ropes, now trapping her on the cables and letting her have it. Charlotte keeping the guard high, firing back in spots, but it's the brunette who's in command of this fight. That first exchange of the round changed everything, Mac..."



McCarthy: "That's the thing about fights at this weight. Anything can happen."



O'Dell: "Thirty seconds to go in the round. Jessie winging away. Charlotte rolling with, jabbing back, starting to get back into it now. She seems to have shaken the worst of it and is now giving as good as she gets in counter. Some SOLID exchanges now, with both girls landing solid shot to the bell. Jessie. Wide."



Tess: "And, we're even at 19."



ROUND THREE:



O'Dell: "Ladies setting up at range this time. Both have some reach and they're looking to use it now. Charlotte working her left hand, looking to set up hard rights. Brunette showing a nice, quick left of her own. She's boxing with the blonde and holding her own very, very well."



Cassie: "Got to say, I'm impressed with what I've seen from Jessie. She's in with a girl who's beaten Upton and she's doing very well."



O'Dell: "Indeed she is. Brunette showing some boxing ability here, working the left, dropping rights off it. She's putting punches together very well, something you sometimes don't see a lot of at welter. Charlotte, meanwhile, boxing with and showing plenty of ability to do same as well."



McCarthy: "If I didn't know better, I'd think a bantamweight bout had broken out."



O'Dell: "Final fifteen seconds of a competitive round. Jessie doubling up the jab and landing a hard right hand. Charlotte firing back with a solid flurry, forced the brunette to cover up. McKinney following with another flurry and Jessie fires back with another big right and there's the bell. Close. Jessie J."



Tess: "And, the brunette now has the 29-28 lead."



ROUND FOUR:



O'Dell: "Right back to range to start the fourth. Charlotte now with the head tucked, in a little quarter crouch. She's looking to work forward, hook some body. Jessie tying up. AND CHARLOTTE ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT! Jessie staggered, nearly goes down..."



Tess: "And the blonde going ALL IN..."



O'Dell: "Indeed she is! Charlotte hammering away with both hands, forcing Jessie to back and cover. Brunette reeling, but staying on her feet. Referee watching this. Not going to allow it to go on much longer. Jessie backed into a corner now and she is taking an absolute HAMMERING..."



Cassie: "How she's still on her feet is beyond me..."



O'Dell: "No question she's taken some shots that would have put a lot of fighters on the canvas, but the brunette hanging on, jabbing back here and there, doing enough to survive. Just ten seconds to go in the round. BIG right hand, Charlotte! That shook Jessie again, but there's the bell. Shutout, McKinney."



McCarthy: "And, we're even at 38."



ROUND FIVE:



O'Dell: "McKinney all about the finish now. She's after Jessie, crowding, banging away. Brunette again tying up, trying to slow the blonde down. Charlotte going body in a big way, thumping her rival to the ribs and midsection. Jessie ties up again, trying to get a break, but McKinney shoves off..."



Cassie: "Charlotte as physical as just about anybody in the FCBA, and you're seeing that now..."



O'Dell: "NASTY hook to the midsection by McKinney! She bunched Jessie up with it! Charlotte an uppercut that backs the brunette up. Jessie covering up as Charlotte lets the hands go again. Right hook and the brunette wobbles and a straight right splits the gloves and DOWN GOES JESSIE!"



Tess: "I don't think she's getting up from that!"



O'Dell: "Jessie dropped to her back. McKinney to a neutral corner. Referee's count at two. Three. Four. Brunette rolls to her belly at five. Six. Seven. Jessie pushing to hands and knees now. Eight. Nine. TEN! The brunette can't get off all fours, and it's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"



McCarthy: "That's still a STUPID name!"



AFTER:



O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"



Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, she landed some big punches..."



Charlotte (nodding): "Oh, she's big and strong and she can hit, but, I'm stronger and I hit harder, as she found out."



Tess: "What's next for you?"



Charlotte: "Whatever fight gets me closer to the welterweight title."