Oct 28, 2017 at 2:28am  

"The Battle of Vancouver presented by The CW"

Jessica Lowndes vs Kristin Kreuk
(Lioness Club of America vs Hawkeye International Sports Consortium)
(25-16-1, 24 KO vs 45-44-2, 30 KO)

Results: Lookout; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Several fans north of the border believe this fight should have happened years ago already, during the height of both girls' The CW Network tenure. With both '902010' and 'Beauty and the Beast' no longer on the air, female celebrity boxing is where the action's at and the Pacific Coliseum hosts the flyweight battle between two of the most prolific fighters ever to be born in the city of Vancouver, British Columbia.

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set and black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curly ponytail. Kristin Kreuk wears a black bikini set and red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jessica storms out of her stool with nothing but destruction glaring from her eyes but her trigger-happy approach finds little success as the older brunette escapes her wrath and neutralizes it with a bendy defense in mid-range. Lowndes aims upstairs to land her punches but struggles to find any connection and gets wrapped in a quick counter-assault as Kreuk powers on with the feisty jab down the stretch. She nails Lowndes a couple of times before driving the follow up through her midsection to drop her on the heels. A nasty tussle occurs in the center of the ring where Kristin's accuracy comes to the fore and dwarfs Jessica's undisputed power supply. The younger brunette's head snaps back repeatedly during the exchange and she has to yield real estate in order to avoid further damage as Kristin rallies to secure the opening round on points.

Round 2:
Lowndes knows little tactical finesse so she just goes out there to punch her opponent even harder than before! As the popular ad suggests, power is nothing without control yet the latter is found during the initial tangle which stuns Kreuk when the younger brunette rocks her on both temples with a brutally effective execution. Even if the HISC brunette targets a composed approach to this bout, she has to play by Jessica's rules in the second round and engages in a classic flyweight war of attrition which leaves both girls bruised down the stretch. Lowndes steers her hooks in superior fashion and tags Kristin's brow ridges repeatedly - a truly rare sight for someone from the famed Hawkeye stable. Perhaps the age begins to catch up with the former 'Smallville' teenager crush as she gets wrapped in a flurry of head hunting leather and shows little agility when soaking it all up. Ugh! Lowndes gives her the standard Vanessa Hudgens treatment and some fans in the Pacific Coliseum wonder if Kreuk can survive this high-octane attack all the way through. She shows impressive resilience until the very last second but then crumbles on soft knees right at the bell when Jessica cuts her up across the nasal ridge to complete the ferocious leather rush.

Round 3:
This is a sanctioned Vancouver street brawl now and Kristin misplaced approach blows straight into her face when she eats a mouthful of jab and drops to her heels when Lowndes turns from the hip and gallops into her chin! Ugh! Vanessa Hudgens would be hard pressed to survive this assault and Kreuk's wear & tear just drags the dark-haired cutie down and wraps her in more head hunting misery. Jessica enjoys a point-blank range dominance and snaps her opponent's head left, right and center before a misty-eyed Kreuk finally trips back to the ropes amid significant aches. She disappears behind a tight earmuff instead of just lashing out as any proud slugger would but it's just not meant to be... and Lowndes destroys the desperate guard and hauls in a left/right combo on the wounded nasal ridge before blasting the fellow brunette across the chin one more time... one last time even AS KRISTIN HEADS FOR THE CANVAS and collapses face-down at her opponent's feet. Ugh! The referee halts the count at five when it's obvious the HISC veteran is done for the night! KO3 Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: That performance rolled back some years when Lowndes destroyed the Hall of Famer - and Kreuk's fellow stablemate - Mishy Williams inside the opening round. The fans in Vancouver believe that Jessica will never enjoy the stardom that Vanessa Hudgens and Mishy do due to her "wrong" citizenship but the girl in question refuses to stay away from the front pages regardless and claims she's still a worthy title challenger in her own right: "Yeah, these Disney wimps still hate me but I'll still knock their brains out! I'm almost sorry I had to put Krissy away! But she's ancient history now! I've basically chased her out of town and I hope they remember that hawks do NOT prey on lionesses! It's been officially confirmed tonight!"

Final result: Jessica Lowndes def. Kristin Kreuk KO3.