Post by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 28, 2017 at 2:11am

TROIAN BELLISARIO VS RACHEL MCADAMS

Troian: 32 YO, 5’7 (1.70 m), 24-16-0, 20 KO since 2011, Pretty Little Punchers
Rachel: 38 YO, 5’4 (1.63 m), 47-36-1, 25 KO since 2005, Foxfire Boxing

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Before: Relations between Foxfire Boxing and its sister stable the Pretty Little Punchers demonstrate that when it comes to feuding there is nothing nastier than when “siblings” fall out. Last PPV saw Foxfire’s Hayden Panettiere defeat of PLP’s Lucy Hale turn into a full scale ring brawl. Since then the conflict has continued to simmer with rumors of powder room and back alley catfights as well as private apartment house wrestling bouts. With the signing of this fight between two of the rival stables’ best bantamweight, Rachel McAdams and Troian Bellisario meet the press in the presence of a number of beefy gentlemen wearing FCBA Security tee shirts. The two fighters are accompanied by spokespersons Beth Harnois for Rachel and Autumn Reeser for Troian. They stand at separate podiums and eye each other warily.

“I regret the crowd up here on the stage,” Rachel McAdams says.

“But circumstances obliged the Front Office to take extraordinary measure,” Beth Harnois adds.

“After all, this is the Punchers we are dealing with,” Rachel continues.

Autumn Reeser says a loud: “HA!” Into her microphone. “You Foxfire bullies act SO innocent. Everyone here knows you tried to intimidate us and it’s not working.”

“No, it is not! I’m to avenge my girl Lucy by taking out Rachel Mac and giving her the worst beatdown she’s had since Jessica Alba beat her to a pulp in 2005 or maybe it was one of the thrashings she from Neve Campbell. Is it true you sleep with a nightlight, Rachel, because you have bad dreams about Neve sneaking into your bedroom to beat you up again?”

Rachel turns white and Beth Harnois has to grab hold of the angry veteran: “You are making that whole thing up. I am not afraid of Neve Campbell. I respect her. You so lying about all that.”

Troian smiles sweetly: “Maybe I heard the story wrong. Personally I loved that ‘Rachel vs Neve’ DVD collection. Do you like to watch it on cold winter nights to remind you when you were all young and feisty?”

Rachel glares murderously at Troian: “You only wish you had the fighting history I do. Neve Campbell would have kicked your butt around the ring made you beg for mercy.”

“Yes, but Neve’s retired, so you’ll just have settle for me kicking your butt around the ring like Neve used to,” Troian replies with a smirk.

Rachel is straining at Beth’s restraining grip, but then she says: “Enough of this! I’m going to let my gloves do the talking in the ring. “

“That’s right, Beth!” Autumn pipes up. “Get Rachel out of here before she starts something she won’t be able to finish.”

“Shut up, Reeser! I’m going get you myself for sticking my head in that toilet!” Beth snarls.

“You know why I did that—you dumped that garbage can of cold Italian food on me! You ever try to get meat sauce out of your hair!” Autumn cries.

Now Beth and Autumn suddenly make a charge for each other as Rachel and Troian look on in surprise. The two crash together in a explosion of hair pulling, face slapping and dress ripping. Rachel and Troian look uncertain about jumping in and the delay allows FCBA Security to haul the angry spokespersons apart then escort all four ladies from the stage.

After that outburst it is not surprising that FCBA orders both stables to watch the fight from the monitors in their respective dressing rooms. (No one seems to remember that owing to the previous close relationship between the stables, the dressing rooms are side by side with connecting double doors, though they are presumably been kept locked in the present era of bad feelings). Only trainers Virginia Madsen and Nia Peeples along with general managers Jennifrr Garner and Danielle Harris are allowed to accompany Rachel and Troian to the ring. Rachel in hot pink undies with white gloves and boots (hot pink laces). Troian in gold bra and panties with black gloves and boots (gold laces). Rachel has gone blonde for this bout and has her hair in a simple ponytail. Troian has opted for an elaborate French braid down her back. Chilly, but not physical period of ring instructions as both fighters seem to be opting to save their energy for the actual fight. Crowd is buzzing with excitement as the fighters go their corners and the bell rings..

R1: Troian and Rachel out to center ring and circle each other warily as they fire off probing punches to head and body. They work their way in closer and suddenly there is burst of punching action as Troian goes for the head and Rachel aims at body. Troian landing some nice punches to the head that make Rachel’s ponytail dance, but then Rachel gets digging hooks into Troian’s abs that put her up on her toes for a moment. Troian shuffling back, regrouping and then moving forward once again to battle Rachel. Troian adding some rib roasting punches to her attack and then surprising Rachel with quick pops to the jaw. Rachel still working Troian’s torso, but she seems to slow down from those jaw punches. Troian just keeps grinding away and she wins a close round.

R2: Troian and Rachel right back at this round, but Rachel puts some hard hooks early into Troian’s midsection. Troian bent forward and Rachel brings uppercuts up into Troian’s face, Troian shaken by the blows tries to back away, but Rachel moving to stay with her and keep up the body punching pressure. Troian weaving trying to evade Rachel’s advance, but Rachel suddenly shifts to one side and lunges forward with a driving right to the cheekbone that sends Troian spinning away, Troian’s legs become entangled and DOWN GOES TROI! Troian dropped to all fours and kneels there shaking her head as the referee starts counting. Troian waits until “EIGHT!” and then rises. She has been rattled, but strongly insists she can continue. The fight resumes as Troian shows a good defensive jab as she blunts Rachel’s attack to the bell, but Rachel has won the round wide.

R3: Rachel moving around Troian and just firing punch after punch at Troian’s head. Troian kept bottled up as she tries to evade the incoming. Rachel then able to feint at the head while working over Troian’s body with unblocked punching. Troian grows increasingly uncomfortable as her banged up abs appear to be cramping up and the distraction allows Rachel some more chances to bang the brunette’s head around until Troian is able to push her back with the jab. Troian looking all achy and unhappy after the bell. Rachel smiling is pleasure at the Puncher’s distress and the knowledge she has won a second round by a wide margin.

R4: Troian’s corner crew working hard on her as Danielle Harris and Nia Peeples offer advice on turning this around. Sure enough, Troian is on the attack to Rachel’s body as soon as the new round gets started. Rachel socked hard to the gut again and again is sent stumbling back until she manages to make a sudden move to the right to escape Troian. Troian suddenly fighting empty air scrambles after Rachel and catches her at mid-ring. Rachel jabbing to the face and ribs to break up Troian’s attack. Troian fighting her way through the jab finally gets her gloves into Rachel’s face and pounds her back. Rachel’ s swollen and bleeding but she fights back with the jab into Troian’s face until she forces the younger woman back. Troian comes back but strikes at the belly again as Rachel jabs back to Troian’s face, but Troian closes out the round with a solid cracking right off the chin that has Rachel shuddering though she is still standing at the bell. Troian wins a hard-fought round close.

R5: Rachel now the one getting worked on by her corner and listening to advice from manager Jen Garner and trainer Virginia Madsen. Rachel lets Troian come in close, then shows some neat footwork to distract the brunette so Rachel can bang her hard with a right cross/left hook combination to the jaw, Troian goes rubbery in the legs as she stumbles back, gloves up around head and Rachel now able to feast on her opponent’s unguarded body. Troian shuddering under the attack as Rachel skillfully maneuvers her back onto the ropes, Troian finds herself taking a seat, her face buried in her gloves as Rachel works her over. Troian finally clinching to try to escape, but Rachel just pushing her back for more punishment. Troian sliding along the ropes, trying to escape, but Rachel keeping up and going all-out as crowd is screaming with excitement, Troian somehow is still standing at the bell, but she looks like her whole body is vibrating from the punching she has endured. Rachel breathing hard, sweat dripping down her body, looks irritated that Troian is still standing. Troian gives her a defiant “I’m-still-standing!’ look and Rachel gives her an angry shove. Troian thrown into the ropes. Referee jumps in as Dani Harris and Nia Peeples shout protests. This brings Jen Garner and Virginia Madsen into the conflict. Referee moves quickly to restore order and both fighters go to the comfort of their respective corners.

R6: Troian determined to show she’s still in this fight by attacking Rachel to the body as the new round gets started. Rachel fighting back to the body as the action turns into a grinding toe to toe body busting battle, Troian and Rachel just pumping punch after short ranged punch into ribs, breast and belly. Both are clearly feeling the pain of their tormented torsos but neither is willing to back down. Slowly but surely Rachel able to use her punches to push Troian back an inch by grounding inch at a time. Troian making Rachel’s body pay for every blow to Troian’s own body, but Rachel just keeps punching, Round ends and the referee has to force them apart as neither seemed to hear the bell. Both fighters are slow getting back to their corners and Rachel McAdams looks particularly exhausted after having expending a lot of hr energy reserves to win a narrow victory in this round.

R7: Troian looks full of fight as she pounds her gloves together and comes boldly off her stool as she advances on a slower moving Rachel. Troian quick over the top of Rachel’s gloves to knock her head back. Then she directs her punching down to hammer Rachel’s already well-shelled midsection. Rachel is sluggish in reacting to these attacks, She’s suddenly looking very tired as she hunches up from the body attack and paws out an alarmingly weak jab. Troian seems to sense a weakening opponent as she ups the tempo of her attack and starts making quick moves that keep Rachel looking in the wrong direction. Rachel being bullied as Troian drives her in to the ropes and forces the veteran to huddle there. Troian punching away at the exposed head and body, Not getting wild, just a relentless bombardment that has Rachel trying to slide along the ropes in an effort to escape that is no more successful than when Troian tried it earlier. Troian enjoying the payback as she steps back with a satisfied grin as Rachel peels her trembling body off the ropes and shuffles passed her on the way to her corner. Troian has won the round in a shutout.

R8: Troian not rushing her attack, but she can see that Rachel is looking more haggard and sluggish than ever as she comes out for this round, Troian taking time to make sure the veteran is playing possum as she circles and reverses, punching away steadily, but Rachel looking desperate as she flails at her tormentor. Troian skipping out of range of most of Rachel’s counters, content to just keep wearing her down with alternate punch flurries head and body. Rachel struggling on as the round must seem endless to her in its constant rain of punches and her struggle to fight back. Then Troian decides to end it. She drops down and brings her right up from down around her ankles and then in behind Rachel’s faltering guard to strike perfectly under Rachel’s chin. Rachel literally lifted straight up in the air as her head snaps back and then she just topples back like a felled tree. Ring shakes as Rachel lands back first, arms at her sides and bounces before settling into a prone position. Troian marches to the neutral corner and watches with great interest as the referee counts. Rachel moving her legs and arms, but she can’t do much more as the count reaches : “TEN! YOU’RE OUT!”

THE WINNER: TROIAN BELLISARIO DEFEATS RACHEL MCADAMS KO8,

After: Jennifer Garner and Virginia Madsen give the overjoyed Troian. (Cut to the PLP dressing room where Danielle Campbell, Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Janel Parrish, Hayley Atwell and Shay Mitchell are celebrating with Autumn Reeser. Cut to Foxfire dressing room which has been plunged into stunned gloom as Beth Harnois,Hayden Panettiere, Sarah Carter, Laura Vandervoort, Dani Fishel, Willa Holland, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Sophie Turner and Mandy Moore can’t seem to believe what has befallen their stablemate)

Back in the ring, Jen Garner and Virginia Madsen have revived Rachel McAdams who is heartbroken at the defeat. Then suddenly, they realize Troian is standing there flanked by Dani Harris and Nia Peeples.

“I got something special in mind for you McAdams,” Troian says and hauls Rachel to her feet.

Troian then spins Rachel around and shoves her face-first into the turnbuckle. She then raises Rachel’s right leg to the middle rope.

“No!” cries Jen Garner. “Not the ‘Brittany Daniel Special’.”

“Why not?” Troian says as Danielle and Nia provide cover for her from the angry Garner and Madsen.

“Oh, crap!” Rachel groans and clutches the ringpost.

Troian adjusts the back on Rachel’s bikini panties and then takes aim with her right bun cheek. POW! Right bun cheek! POW! Left bun cheek! Troian then pounds away perhaps a dozen shots into Rachel’s derriere as Rachel clutches tge ring post while shuddering and moaning.

“This is too much!” Jen Garner cries and tries to push pass the petite Danielle Harris, but Dani grabs Jen around the knees and sends her crashing to the canvas, Virginia Madsen leaps forward, but gets tackled down by Nia Peeples.


“Wow,” Troian comments as she watches Danielle roll Jennifer off the edge of the ring apron and continue the hard floor below. Seconds later Nia rolls Virginia Madsen under the ring ropes and down onto Jennifer. The impact stuns both Foxfire leaders.

“I think we had better get out of here,” Danielle says, “they are going to be back up and plenty mad.”

“You cowards,” Rachel McAdams groans, “I think you busted my butt,”

“I doubt that,” Troian assures her, “and we’ll see you all next time.”

Back in the locker rooms, Beth Harnois hears gales of laughter from the PLP side of the double doors and she gives the doors a yank. Much to her surprise she finds the doors are NOT locked. Almost at once the aggrieved Foxfire girls swarm into the PLP dressing room and a wild brawl breaks out. It’s a total free for all until someone (it’s not clear who) can be heard shouting: “Where’s that fire hose?”

The Punchers have a fire hose in their dressing room, but so do the Foxfire girls. The Punchers get to theirs first and use it to drive the invaders back. Then someone gets the one from the Foxfire dressing room and soon both are firing streams of water at each other. It is all very confusing as girls are knocked down and get up only to knocked down again. Some have their clothes are blasted off but they fight on until the closed circuit cameras are hit blacking out the coverage.

FCBA Security finally gets to the scene and puts a stop to the watery battle, Both dressing rooms are demolished and the stables are obliged to pay hefty repair (and water) bills.

“Those Puncher bytches thought what happened to Rachel, Jen and Ginny was funny—we paid them back!” a soaked but smiling Beth Harnois insists. “They aren’t laughing now!”

“We just hate those Foxy bytches!” Autumn Reeser equally soaked declares, “they dared to storm our house but we drove ‘em back! We got the last laugh!”

Once again a Foxfire/Pretty Little Punchers fight ends in total chaos that obscures what actually a quite interesting fight. It seems evident that Troian Bellisario was able to survive long enough to wear Rachel McAdams down and knock her out. Where this rivalry is headed we cannot say, but surely the FCBA will be able to keep the fights in the ring without calling out the National Guard. Hmm, maybe they better keep the Guard’s phone number on speed dial…