Post by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 28, 2017 at 2:00am

Kate Upton versus Holly Willoughby

(FCBA JMDD Champion versus BBU JMDD Champion)

(JMDD Title)
(Words & Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE: Matches don’t come much bigger, in more ways than one, than this as it’s a meeting between American Kate Upton, the reigning JMDD Champ and Holly Willoughby, the recently crowned first JMDD Champion for British Boxing Unlimited (BBU). Both fighters are famous for their curvaceous and stunning figures, but perhaps most well-known for their jugs, both of which they are extremely proud of and going to put to the test today. Holly wading through a tournament of the best British JMDD fighters in the world to secure the title and looks to prove today that British jugs are every bit the equal - if not superior - to American cleavage and Kate Upton is eager to continue her dominance atop the sport to prove that American girls have the best chests in the world. It’s a hotly contested match-up which has the crowd roaring, even before both girls show up, with plent of Patriotic chants and cheers having the arena rocking.

But, of course, things explode even more, when the fighters to arrive. Holly, whose chest is so prominent in the world of British television that she is known as “Willoughbooby” to fans, has that famous cleavage straining atop that has the “Union Jack” emblem across it with a matching pair of gloves and shorts, blonde hair in a ponytail; Kate’s chest is stretching a bikini top with the American Flag emblazoned across it, with matching shorts/gloves and a fighting ponytail of her own.

Crowd on their feet as the two of them strut right to the middle of the ring - BBU JMDD Champion and FCBA JMDD champion - putting their assets on display against one another as their chests mushroom one another. The referee wedging himself in between the two of them, placing himself in no small amount of danger as nostrils are flaring between the two of them and it looks like punches could swing at any time, to push them to separate corners. If looks could kill, either one of them could fall down dead at any moment but the two of them stand proud, ready to defend their pride and country in an epic match ahead as the bell rings....

During R1: Kate wary of Holly's thudding power early - blonde girl sliding to her right, pressing left jabs to Willoughby's left pec, easing weight to right (back) leg and bobbing on the spot to evade receipts. Holly prowling forward - right centered at chest/left across tummy, head up high. Minute mark, pounding Willoughby right spanks into blonde left lat: Upton scampering away, looking spooked. Holly follows up all jugs a-jumpin' - she's aggressive enough, but sweeping in one-shot-at-a-time haymakers, easily read by Upton. Kate sliding to either side, bending at the waist, rising to engulf bigger British girl in bosomy clinches: Willoughby wriggling and squealing when tied up, but unable to extricate herself.

R2: Kate sliding-right, turning Willoughby's left flank: job one is to get curvy Holly moving her feet. Upton cautious, but attacking...she'll roam right, duck down as she reaches in - clinching Holly's cushy ribcage, walking her around, pushing her off, then smiting her right/left. Holly facing into clout about her head-and-shoulders, big girl taking it well, answering back wide right roundhouses ticketed for Kate's supple left flank. Blonde girl smacked hard against her body, but it's all one-shot deals: Upton able to tie up as it pleases her to reset terms of engagement midring.

R3: Kate perfecting the recipe - turning Holly counterclockwise, keeping the fight midring. Upton spicing up British tits and face via saucy American jab - blonde girl touching her foe, then ducking away as Holly can't coordinate fists with feet. Kate mounting more robust attacks off her clinches: once she's walked Holly off balance, American girl opens up lusty lefts and rights, beating her foe about her tits-and-tummy. Holly grimacing, shying away: bigger girl able to aggressively pursue - even palming up to push Willoughby into ropes, there to beat her soundly. Holly a confused beauty - right hand at her chest; left hand under right elbow as she frowns, takes brisk Fench punches to bell.

R4: Kate continues to execute her simple, effective fight plan. Turning Holly, Kate can stick in the left jab, shining up Willoughby's beautiful face, stabbing at her tender gut. Clinch-and-releasing, Kate can lick Holly stout left/rights tummy-and-tits, clubbing and swatting bigger girl into retreat. Upton staying close, hounding her girl - putting palms-on and push-walking Holly to ropes, there to beat at her. Fleshy Brit just pouting, crossing her wrists, absorbing tart American spank upon her torso/arms. Bell: Kate as we've rarely seen her - eyes flashing, hair in her mouth, chest blushing with aggression as she pushes up off ass-kicked Holly.

R5: Holly trying to slug for respect: she's a hard hitter, but slow, and telegraphing: easy for supple Kate to bend out of the way/circle round to reset. Upton jabbing offending tummy and tits, driving Willoughby back, then attacking her with frisky rights-and-lefts about the chest/shoulders/head. No head movement for Holly - she faces into clout, taking it all well, but shining up nicely from determined American fists. Pushing Holly to ropes - Upton able to lower her head and whack away on that gut: Kate panting, nostrils flaring as she works up quite a sweat on Holly through 5.

R6: Holly gets HER palms on Kate's shoulders, pushing bigger blonde around, walking her down: whole different fight when Willoughby can come forward. Upton shoved and slugged about...she's scampering, but not attacking as effectively as Holly applies useful pressure. Blonde girl proving hard to hit clean - she's bendy at the waist, moving her head, leaning away from shots...Willoughby needs to put punches together if she wants to catch Kate stout.

R7: Smart American jab keeps Willoughby's hands in close - blonde girl able to turn her blonde, then reach in to clinch, walk, and release her curvy foe. Holly unable to fight moving backward - frisky blonde at her with punches and pushes - Kate palming up, lowering her head and driving her legs to force Holly ropeside. Withering attack against Willoughby's curvy paunch exactly the right tactic: Holly whimpering, gasping prettily as she's body-belted...as her guard loosen up, jugs go on sale, and Upton starts bagging them too! Down the stretch, it's an American jail-break - Kate just pitchin' from her pockets, whacking away both hands on Holly. Willoughby sagging against ropes, confused and punished...left hook thuds into her chest, a right uppercut thudding underneath her jugs and a swift left hook to her cleavage loosening her knees and DOWN GOES HOLLY! Big blonde panting on her left hip, supporting weight on left hand as she sits in puddle of despair. Willoughby climbs ropes rickety, but she's too late...ref waves it off as Holly sways ropeside at the ten count as it goes to a big win via KO7 Kate Upton.

AFTER: What a match between the two reigning JMDD champions in a cross-cultural clash that has the crowd on their feet, chanting their approval for both fighters who gave it their all and didn’t back down for one moment. Each league has a champion that they can be proud of, but it’s Kate Upton who is standing just a little bit taller as she emerges triumphant with the winning rack after seven (7) powerful rounds.

Kate struts over to a corner opposite Holly as Willoughby is slumping in her corner, her famous chest rising and falling as she tries to recover from that devastating final round. Kate raises both hands into the air and bellows with excitement, with the crowd quickly following as everybody knows what’s coming - even Holly. The crowd on their feet, chanting for Kate as she starts to run across the ring. Feet pounding across the ring, breasts sloshing back and forth in her tight ‘American Flag’ bikini top as she leaps up into the air when she gets close. The crowd watching as Upton’s puppies pancake Holly’s chest with a brutal SPLASH as the crowd roars, watching the turnbuckle shake from the impact as Willoughby’s legs are unhinged. Kate bouncing off with a roar, beaming widely as she watches Holly slump down off of the turnbuckle, hugging her proud cleavage.

Kate grinning as she goes to tug forward on Holly’s blonde tresses, yanking her face forward into a front-sleeper to complete her trademark and dreaded splash/smother combination! Holly already had the wind knocked out of her with Kate Upton’s full weight and jugs smashing down onto her, but what little air she had left is rapidly being sapped by perhaps the finest jugs in Christendom today. Kate shrugging her shoulders back and forth, gently slapping Holly with her chest as she gets a tight, sweaty seal. Grinding her jugs forward as Holly resists at first, pushing at Kate’s brawny shoulders and arms, trying to wiggle free but finds her rebellion slowing as she starts to slip down to her knees. Holly moaning and squirming between Kate’s breathtaking, breasts, just struggling valiantly to stay awake but it’s in vain as her arms fall to her side and she slumps forward into the valley of Upton’s victorious cleavage.

Kate squeezes her arms tightly, letting Holly’s face disappear completely and letting Willoughby breathe in her chest one last time before letting her fall into the canvas in jug-shock, eyes glassy and sprawling unconscious at the feet of the one and only Upton. Kate places one foot across Willoughby’s chest with a smirk, thudding her chest with one hand and pumping a double-bicep flex with the other as she bellows out into the crowd, “No question now that I have, beyond a freakin’ shadow of a doubt, that I just beat the best chest in the BBU and that means I have the best jugs in the world. I. JUST. STOPPED. HER. JUGS.” Kate declares, thudding her chest and making them bounce with each word as the crowd hangs on every word, “Because I have the best chest on any continent. My jugs are like the eighth freaking wonder of the world and there is nobody that is going to stop the Queen!!” Kate’s eyes are flashing and nostrils are flaring, her world-class chest heaving as she stands over her fallen foe, but then out of the crowd barrels an incensed Tahnee Atkinson!

Tahnee Atkinson flies forward, jugs-a-jumping, as she practically tackles Kate to the canvas. It’s not many girls who can take Kate off of her feet, but Atkinson is definitely one of them as the two of them roll around on the canvas. BBU handlers come in to remove a dazed Holly from the unsavory scene playing out behind them as the crowd is on their feet, everybody eager to get a good look as it’s a blonde-brunette blur on the mats, the two of them in a tight ball, just throwing slaps, taunts and squeezes, each of them attempting to get on top as referees come in a bid to restore order. A failed bid, however, as both Kate and Tahnee refuse to leave one another.

When the dust settles, it’s Tahnee who is on top, attempting to lower her titanic cleavage onto Kate’s face as she snarls, “You do not have the best chest on any continent. Australia has me to represent them and my jugs are better. My jugs will stop yours, because my jugs are better than yours.” Kate’s face is threatened to be swallowed up by Atkinson’s cleavage, when suddenly with a supreme show of effort, she manages to roll Tahnee off of her as they reverse positions to put Kate on top.

Kate glares down at Tahnee, chest rising and falling, sweat dripping off of her cleavage as she breathes heavily, “F*ck you, Tahnee. You want a good look at what the best jugs and what championship jugs look like, here you are, b*tch!” as Kate pushes down on Tahnee’s arms to thrust her flawless chest into Tahnee’s face. As Kate’s breasts start to engulf Tahnee’s face, officials flood the ring as they work to separate the two. What a job of work it is as Kate refuses to relinquish her hold on Tahnee and Atkinson likewise as the two of them trade spots a few more times, each of them coming close to smothering out the other, but referees finally able to tug them apart - their massive chests heaving as they scream at one another, kicking and each of them straining to get free. Kate finally wrenches herself free from the officials as she takes the JMDD diamond-studded bra and holds it high above her head, “You want it, Tahnee - come and f*cking get it.” Tahnee breaks free for a moment, lunging across the ring as officials manage to intercept her. Kate steps forward as she takes Tahnee’s brunette tresses as she is being restrained by a number of referrals and Kate uses her rival’s hair to wipe off the sweat from her championship cleavage, even as referees try to tug her away from Tahnee. Before they manage to do so, Kate secures the JMDD championship bra across her chest with a smirk as officials immediately drag her in the other direction.

Officials can try to drag them in whatever direction they want, but it’s clear that they are both headed on a collision course for the JMDD title - it’s a dream rematch for both fighters and for the fans. Fans can only hope it emerges as epic as this bout between the BBU/FCBA champions and that more BBU/FCBA clashes occur in the wake of this bout. No matter who wins though, the fans will and can’t wait to see what happens next for all fighters involved. Up next though, Kate versus Tahnee - pride, jugs and title on the line!