Post by on Oct 31, 2017 at 10:20pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, Hallowe'en is upon us, the arena is decked out with ghosts, goblins, bats, vampires, mummies, witches, black cats, jack-o-lanterns and spiders, and we have a great card tonight..."

Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we've got action in three weight classes tonight, starting in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Aussie Sharni Vinson in town to battle Ariel Winter. And, we'll have more flyweight action later in the card, as Brittany Snow makes her Asylum debut against Kristen Stewart!"

Tess: "We've also got action at bantamweight tonight, with Arielle Kebbel making her FCBA debut against Allison Mack!"

McCarthy: "And, if watching THAT fraud wasn't bad enough, we're going to be subjected to TWO of Weirdo's lightweights, while his only REAL fighter, Anna Torv, takes the month off. Instead of seeing HER, we've got Gemma Arterton fighting Adelaide Clemens..."

Tess: "And, let's not forget tonight's other lightweight bout, with Bazz's own Elisabeth Rohm and former lightweight champion Katy Perry!"

Cassie: "And, of course, we have the first Asylum fight NOT to feature a Bazz or Front Street fighter, and it's a big one. It's for the lightweight title and features champion Adriana Lima defending against Kendall Jenner!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and the Unified Lightweight Championship on the line. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads and Black Cats V: Hallowe'en at the Asylum'!"