Alice Goodwin vs Sophie Howard
(#KHAOS vs Lioness Club)
(1-0, 1 KO vs 5-12, 5 KO)
JMD Value: 32G (Enhanced) vs 34G (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Both these dark-haired glamour models return to BBU competition after an extended jug muggin' stint over on the other side of the Atlantic. Sophie Howard scored the most meaningful scalp of her career taking down Jennifer Garner however Alice Goodwin pushed another elite star Katy Perry all the way to a one-point decision and duked it out for eight rounds against poor man's Kate Upton aka Charlotte McKinney before eventually submitting to the challenge.

While Holly Willoughby has risen to the BBU JMDD championship earlier this summer, both Alice and Sophie claim they're superior to the popular TV presenter who simply holds the coveted golden bra on interim basis. This isn't a genuine JMDD title eliminator but both women promise to deliver a war of attrition tonight and remind everyone why they've made so much noise over on those Queendom PPVs in America!

Alice Goodwin wears a black bikini set with crimson trim and silver gloves. Long black hair straight. Sophie Howard wears a navy blue bikini set and white gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both women race out of their stools like there's no tomorrow and begin to rain punches all over each others' boobs! Whoa! How about some injection of real wrath here as Alice works the cross hooking route to SPLASH Sophie's melons into a steady ride that threatens to render her topless seconds into the bout! The Merseyside girl responds with an uppercut drive herself but doesn't score as much juice as her opponent and wobbles to her heels which allows the Stoke brunette to clatter into her cleavage with even more power! And Sophie begins to gurgle in distress as her bumpers simply take a beating here! Uh-oh! "F### you, you little tramp!", Alice gets vocal as she keeps plugging into Howard's melons and makes her feel all the pain available! The Lioness veteran has no choice but to abandon the jug muggin' script and she lashes out upstairs to catch the fellow brunette on the chin but this irregular move by JMD standards only fuels Goodwin's desire to punch the other woman topless! She thumps more vicious uppercuts and lifts Sophie's boobs against her slumping chin before drilling the solar plexus for a good measure! HOWARD IS HURT!!! She bends forward with a loud whimper and eyes closed so Alice has another free shot at the cleavage and this time she tears it straight up the middle to DROP THE MERSEYSIDE LASS DOWN ONTO HER BUMS!!! Whoa! How about that? Holly Willoughby should be concerned now as Alice has simply annihilated one of the most experienced glamour models on the BBU roster! Sophie can't find her breath at all and allows the referee to count her out while she remains flat on her back with eyes closed!!! Brutal KO1 Alice Goodwin!!!

AFTER: The Stoke woman remains merciless in victory and crashes down on the fallen opponent to ride out her tummy and bang more shots into the dissected cleavage. The Lioness Club entourage tries to haul Goodwin off her prey but it's a futile attempt as Sophie begins to scream out and complains about potential broken ribs as the younger brunette squeezes her knees against the fallen model's ribcage while fending off the efforts from Alex Curran and head trainer Mel B. All hell breaks loose when Curran eventually applies a chin lock to wrestle Alice away but that makes little difference to Sophie's pride and physical well-being. Denise van Outen is disgusted with the post-fight shambles especially considering those extra punches from Goodwin when she's floored her opponent for the count already: "They won't invite her to Barnet for a rematch now!" Wanna bet?

Final result: Alice Goodwin def. Sophie Howard KO1.