Joanna Krupa vs Danielle Lloyd (JMDD Rules)
(1-3, 1 KO vs 3-7, 3 KO)
JMDD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 32DD (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Joanna Krupa remains the most experienced Polish boxer on both sides of the Atlantic however she hasn't fully committed to BBU due to sharing her home between Miami and Los Angeles rather than Europe over the years. That opened the path for Dorota Rabczewska to become the most successful Polish woman in BBU yet Krupa still fancies a run at the newly formed JMDD division where both champions to date - Holly Willoughby and Hayley Atwell - are only two and three years younger than her respectively. Moreover she's defeated former lightweight champion Malika Menard back in America and anyone who takes that scalp is eligible to dream of BBU silverware according to Charlie Webster.

On the other hand we have one of the these notorious Merseyside girls, Danielle Lloyd whose BBU career appeared to be all over until she entered the JMDD business in 2016. She forced Tabrett Bethell into a humiliating submission but then really made proper noise when she punched out fellow Mersey girl Jenny Frost last spring (standard rules). While Danielle's obnoxious demeanour leaves her near the bottom of every popularity contest outside of Liverpool, she vows to silence the Warsaw crowd in similar fashion to Sayuki Matsumoto and simply "knock the stinking bytch out!"

There's no love lost between the two women, they got involved into a hectic hairpulling scrap during the weigh-in and things can only take a turn for worse in the ring. Joanna Krupa wears a red bandeau bikini, black panties and red gloves. Long blonde hair straight. Danielle Lloyd wears a brown bikini set with silver trim and silver gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both wome jump into an early jabbing barrage but Danielle makes her punches count a little better as she squeezes the blonde's boobs from both sides and staggers her in the center of the ring. Joanna clips the brunette's chin but lacks a proper burst to rock her mounds and eats more cruel punches as Lloyd really begins to land some juice here. Another wild cross nails her on the nose and that's not exactly what she should be doing here; Lloyd gets visibly annoyed but only increases the workload which drops the older model on her heels. Krupa fails to stretch her elbows from the back foot and gets bullied around the ring thereafter with Danielle going all-in offensively and thumping more leather straight up the middle to keep the local favorite subdued until the bell.

Round 2:
Joanna seeks immediate redemption as she barges into the brunette's enhanced chest and both women really duke it out early in the second with Lloyd's assets flying up & down in more emphatic fashion courtesy of the blonde's ruthless pounding. Joanna finally finds her rhythm and punishes the Mersey tourist to the point she has her wobbling back & forth and unable to match the intensity anymore. A payback left/right combo smacks Danielle on the temples but referee turns a blind eye here even when the English lass yells out in frustration. She quickly eats another uppercut rally that drop her to the ropes and Joanna unloads the midsection barrage thereafter, drilling Lloyd to the body and leaving her in spasms at the bell.

Round 3:
Sparks fly early in the third again as Danielle resumes pounding the blonde's rack from both flanks but she gets drilled on the solar plexus as a yelping Pole stuffs her in the center of the ring herself. Another seemingly wayward hook catches Lloyd on the chin before Krupa hauls in a left cross on the windpipe and makes the younger glamour model gurgle in pain. Another swift hook finds the bumpers and Danielle wobbles forward with a whimper just as Krupa NAILS her with a brutal hook on the exposed liver. AND DOWN GOES THE MERSEY GIRL!!! Lloyd collapses onto her knees and scowls her pain out but she got badly caught out by a supreme puncher according to Charlie Webster. Nonetherless the Mersey pride is salvaged when Danielle gets up at six and tries to immediately respond to the knockdown offense. She scythes the blonde over the top but eats more wicked uppercuts on the rack which reel her onto the ropes; Krupa goes merciless in the close range and whacks the guard aside to connect with the enhanced mounds and come the bell Danielle's reduced into a moaning train wreck! The Torwar audience is ready to blow the roof with a deafening support but the job isn't quite done for the Miami-based Polish model yet.

Round 4:
Danielle doesn't have the strenght to engage in another gruesome exchange anymore and while Joanna isn't exactly known for her speed across the boards, she easily tackles the hurting brunette and splits her guard to resume the draining uppercut drill. She staggers the Mersey tourist in the center of the ring and just piles on more pressure from point-blank range which lifts the enhanced rack straight against the slumping chin. Lloyd squeals more discomfort out however it gets lost amid the wild cheers from the crowd and Krupa gets all vocal when she drills the brunette's solar plexus again to leave her all at her mercy... and there is none shown here as the blonde delivers more brutal uppercuts TO DROP DANIELLE FLAT ON HER BACK with eyes closed just past the one minute mark. And the tourist has seen enough; she rolls into embrional position as the count passes her by. KO4 Joanna Krupa!!!

AFTER: This is a much desired bounce back result following Monika Pietrasinska's unfortunate demise in the event's opening bout however Joanna is quick to pounce on the fallen Merseyside model. She has her gloves removed while Lloyd remains downed on the boards and then drags her by the hair while face-slapping her with open palms in the proccess. There's a brief concern that Danielle might have passed out following that knockout but she's actually alright and ready to swallow the bitter pill of a Walk of Shame before Krupa knocks her down on her knees again and rips her bikini top off. Danielle isnt in the best physical shape here so she collapses onto her back again and the Miami-based model comes crashing down to smother her out. She still digs her claws into the exposed breasts and quite frankly Lloyd should be thankful someone like Alesha Dixon isn't performing this humiliaton or else she'd be up for a lenghty night of Double P. in the nearby hotel room.

"Plastic bytch got what she deserved!", Joanna waves Danielle's bikini top to the crowd while the vanquished woman is stretched off to the locker room a few minutes later, "Trust me, Doda will have to go a long way to beat THAT performance!!!"

Final result: Joanna Krupa def. Danielle Lloyd KO4.